Experiment What sort of non-satanist magic can a christian like me get a girlfriend?

[blackedpiller]

Can someone recommend some holy magic that isn't some Lucifer shit to get a girlfriend, I'm checking if magicmaxxing is for real but I don't wanna sell my soul and damn myself for eternity, god bless

 

[Sleepycell]

Black magic maxxing is real but i would tell you to never do it because if you do your gonna burn in the lake of fire for eternity so i wouldnt do it why risk going to hell for eternity for some pussy and there is also no such magic that a human can do that isnt satanic.

 

[Incline]

Black magic maxxing is real but i would tell you to never do it because if you do your gonna burn in the lake of fire for eternity so i wouldnt do it why risk going to hell for eternity for some pussy and there is also no such magic that a human can do that isnt satanic.

 

[blackedpiller]

Black magic maxxing is real but i would tell you to never do it because if you do your gonna burn in the lake of fire for eternity so i wouldnt do it why risk going to hell for eternity for some pussy and there is also no such magic that a human can do that isnt satanic.

Fuck its over, at least if someone ask me why I never had a girlfriend I can say I'm joining priest hood

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Sacrifice a whore in the woods

 

[tehgymcel420]

Try drinking this potion

Orthodox Christians drink tea made from mummified foot

View: https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/14wsvos/the_secret_ingredient/

incels.is

 

[blackedpiller]

Sacrifice a whore in the woods

Then what's the point of that if I can already fuck (forcfully) her in the woods

 

[blackedpiller]

Try drinking this potion

Orthodox Christians drink tea made from mummified foot

View: https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/14wsvos/the_secret_ingredient/

incels.is

Mummy foot sweat? Ewww, I have a foot fetish but wtf

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

play the ouija board

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Then what's the point of that if I can already fuck (forcfully) her in the woods

Do It then eliminate her and dissolve her body in acid breaking bad type shitinnit

 

[blackedpiller]

play the ouija board

I was at one point planning to buy one but my family wouldn't let me over for ouijacels

 

[based_meme]

JFL @ this whole thread. That magicfag has really blue pilled the lot of you.

It's not going to do anything for you.

 

[blackedpiller]

JFL @ this whole thread. That magicfag has really blue pilled the lot of you.

It's not going to do anything for you.

What magic fag? That Satanist dude?

 

[based_meme]

What magic fag? That Satanist dude?

Yes.

 

[blackedpiller]

Yes.

Ah well hope the fires of hell gets his ass

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Can someone recommend some holy magic that isn't some Lucifer shit to get a girlfriend, I'm checking if magicmaxxing is for real but I don't wanna sell my soul and damn myself for eternity, god bless

Personality

 

[blackedpiller]

Personality

Tactical soap too?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Tactical soap too?

Yes. Read the great grimoire known as IncelTears (written by Merlin) for more info

 

[darkdungeon]

Pray for more showers and personality

 

[Trannydestroyer]

black magic isn't real

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Theres a holy place called istanbul formerly constantinople where you pay a man and he will do magic on your face with knives and implants, he can also restore some of your hair but all for a steep fee.