Okay its an apartment in a 2 apartment house, but I have the front door so kids will knock on my door. Should I terrify them? Ignore them? Or go get free candy since I'm a Manlet and can pass for an older kid?
Give them candy. tbh tbh I don't hate kids. Once they go through puberty they become evil but before that I don't mind them. I interpret them as animals in my mind so I say let them have their fun.
Fair point. Just worried a kid will be taller than me lol
How tall are you? I know that feeling though. I'm 5'3'' so young teens regularly height mog me.
5'4". So its possible
only give candy to the little boys !!
I’d give the kids some candy. Kids and old people are the only people somewhat nice to me.
The fourth one is cool tbh
Don't wanna be known as THAT guy in the community. What's the excuse?
Halloween isn't a thing in my country so I don't get kids knocking on my door, but I would just give them candy.
why not
that women are trash
Come to the door as yourself and scare the kids away 
Don't have one, and cops might get called if someone thinks I'm threatening them
Go ER
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Yeah I remember my insatiable need for candy as a kid. It always seems so unfair that by the time you can buy as much as you want, you don’t want it anymore.
I say you buy full size bars and unusual treats and blow their little minds.
I always loved the people who handed out fullsize bars. I remember we had this Arab neighbor who would always give out a ton of full sized bars to every kid who came by. He was super chill and super nice.
I would, but that's either going to be a lot of money, or a lot of candy ill end up eating lol. And I'm trying to lose weight so it wouldn't help
rent a escort and fuck her in a halloween costume
Not really any around me
Septembercel-tier comment.
stay at home and watch horror movies or read creepypastas
Assuming I lived somewhere where trick-or-treaters would pass by my house, and if I were to give away candy, I'd probably just leave a bowl outside with the candy in it. There would be a sign saying, "Please take a few". I might also turn a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern and put it nearby the candy bowl.
I might not do anything, though. I would be one of the "dark houses" I saw as a kid.
I might not do anything, though. I would be one of the "dark houses" I saw as a kid.
Scare the shit out of them THEN give the ones who are brave enough to stick around candy. Make the little fuckers earn it.
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