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What sex position would you want to lose your virginity in?

What sex position would you want to lose your virginity in?

  • Missionary

    Votes: 31 52.5%
  • Cowgirl

    Votes: 7 11.9%
  • Pronebone

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • DoggyStyle

    Votes: 9 15.3%
  • Reverse cowgirl

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • Spooning

    Votes: 6 10.2%
  • Other (specify below)

    Votes: 2 3.4%

  • Total voters
    59
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For me it would be missionary. I'm not a butt guy really so no to doggystyle, the only thing I want to look at is her eyes and boobs. Plus you can't kiss her in doggy style.
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I don't know sex positions, I want to kiss a girl first and then I'll see.
 
IDK, I don't really know any of these and don't really want to research sex positions.
 
IDK, I don't really know any of these and don't really want to research sex positions.
I don't blame you, sometimes it's best not to think about this stuff.
 
It's pointless to talk about this shit
 
Same missionary, i would love to see the look on her face.
 
It's pointless to talk about this shit
Yeah well what else is there to talk about on this fucking forum? Another heightpill thread?
 
Missionary, because it's the most intimate.
 
Back in high school I had some experience getting it in as a power forward. That's the only position I have experience with.
 
Missionary ofc. Then I’d like to do cowgirl on the second round.
 
I would clap her cheeks doggystyle :feelsokman:
 
For me it would be missionary. I'm not a butt guy really so no to doggystyle, the only thing I want to look at is her eyes and boobs. Plus you can't kiss her in doggy style.
I could have written this sentence, exact same reasoning for me
 
What are these "sex positions" you speak of?
 
Mating Press
 
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I prefer hugging and kissing when we fuck (never happening.)
 
missionary choking hr
 
I don't know all the names, but I would like the one where I'm facing her and on top, we're holding hands, and shes got her legs around me.
 
I don't know all the names, but I would like the one where I'm facing her and on top, we're holding hands, and shes got her legs around me.
That's missionary, and same.
 
Google images would work. I'd send it on here but I don't want to get banned for posting NSFW content on a non-NSFW thread.
 
obviously man on top missionary while looking at her eyes. Im not surprised this is the number one answer too. The sense of downward gravity just feels RIGHT. You want to feel as though you are drilling your dick into her and her cunt is an oil well, you drill and drill and then dump your load in her cunny valley. It's just RIGHT. The way you are on top of her, your arms and weight of your own body trapping her. She is forced to look at you. You are gonna fuck her till you cum. It's a race, a thrilling carpet ride chase away from jafar's goons to have kiddies. You see her face, and the potential of her genes to have kids with. You make eye contact as though you make a tacit agreement to have children at this moment. There's so many feelings associated with man-on-top missionary. The dominance, the max heat generated by the pressing of bodies, the sweat shared, the recurring thought that she might get pregnant and you will succeed in your lifes purpose, it's the Olympic event of your life, to create life: a child of love and lust. Because lust is definitely part of sex, and you love it.

Every other position is performative,


but obviously, we as virgins even, with no sex experience at all, have a primal sense of intuitively knowing man on top missionary is literally the default most pleasurable way to have sex for most men.
 
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obviously man on top missionary while looking at her eyes.
That's why the face is the most important thing, and women know it. If you're ugly and you look into each other's eyes, you're going to see rejection, disgust, fear, and pity in her gaze.

It's impossible to feel anything pleasant during sex when you're ugly.
 
missionary with the female doing a leg lock on my lower back while I cum inside her
 
Spooning would be the best. Don’t have to worry about each other pressing you to death and you can move around freely.
 
For me it would be missionary. I'm not a butt guy really so no to doggystyle, the only thing I want to look at is her eyes and boobs. Plus you can't kiss her in doggy style.
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All position are impossible with a small penis. I would fail at any position.
 
Any that allows me to look her in the eyes.
 
Missionary with Jill Valentine
 
I don’t even know what half those terms even mean
 
face down ass up
 

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