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Toxic Femininity What pet is the best cope?

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I wanted a cat but I’m allergic. A hamster seems okay or maybe a mouse. Maybe a fish.
 
I feel any type of lizard is a great pet.
 
I wanted a cat but I’m allergic. A hamster seems okay or maybe a mouse. Maybe a fish.
anime/vidya or social interaction. cats are really great i have two :D
 
anime/vidya or social interaction. cats are really great i have two :D
I can’t get a cat because allergic. Is there any small fluffy animal similar to a cat?
 
I can’t get a cat because allergic. Is there any small fluffy animal similar to a cat?
I'm allergic to cats and have a dog that doesn't shed its fur. It doesn't trigger my allergies.
 
dogs? racoons? idk.
I live in a tiny room in a shared house. No dog for me. Raccoon I would do but I think it’s illegal. Maybe a rabbit.
 
one of those pygmy rabbits. serious. theyre like jumpy cats and easy to upkeep
 
i want a talkative bird that dances all the time. definitely want a bunny
 
Fish are nice, but if you can’t afford it or if your lazy then don’t
 
i want a talkative bird that dances all the time. definitely want a bunny
I forgot about birds. They also seem cool. I want one that can talk to me.
 
They look cute at shit but will it shit all over my room
no/maybe but their poop is hard, non-smelling, non-smearing balls which is maybe the easiest animal poop to clean up

 
I forgot about birds. They also seem cool. I want one that can talk to me.
colorful too, a rat good at eye contact to keep you grounded. i know for a fact rats do look people in the eyes; it’s intense but amusing
 
colorful too, a rat good at eye contact to keep you grounded. i know for a fact rats do look people in the eyes; it’s intense but amusing
Will this cure my autism if I stare at the rat eye contact
 
A normal pet: cats, dogs etc are easy to take care of and non costly, but anything else is going to cost you to even take care of it
 
they also eat hay which is dirt cheap and occasional crunchy veggie/apple snacks and shit like that. im sure u will find lots of info if it becomes relevant
 
A normal pet: cats, dogs etc are easy to take care of and non costly, but anything else is going to cost you to even take care of it
90 cent goldfish, $20 tank, $5 goldfish flakes
 
they also eat hay which is dirt cheap and occasional crunchy veggie/apple snacks and shit like that. im sure u will find lots of info if it becomes relevant
Do you have a rabbit or something or how are you so knowledgeable
 
Bear

 
Look no further. Buy a Tamagotchi: zero allergies, zero vet bills, zero problems... Ideal for incels.
 
I had a hamster and fish as a kid. The fish died and the hamster would escape from its cage somehow and get loose in the house. Poor thing didn't like being caged up I guess. :feelscry: Dogs were basically impossible to potty train and pooped all over the house.
 
I had a hamster and fish as a kid. The fish died and the hamster would escape from its cage somehow and get loose in the house. Poor thing didn't like being caged up I guess. :feelscry: Dogs were basically impossible to potty train and pooped all over the house.
Hamster is also cute
 
I wanted a cat but I’m allergic. A hamster seems okay or maybe a mouse. Maybe a fish.
If you can afford the tank size and the equipment to go with it, get an Oscar cichlid. They are a South American cichlid native to the Amazon river. They can get up to 12-14 inches long.

The interesting thing about Oscars is that they are rather interactive and intelligent as far as fish go as they are very curious about their owners and surroundings. They are also rather hardy compared to other types of tropical fish.

The main downside with Oscars is that their size makes them require a tank at least 75 gallons in size and they need a rather heavy duty filter as they produce a lot of waste. They are also rather aggressive as far as fish go, so either keep them by themselves or get fish similar in size...but then you would need an even bigger tank.

As an aside, Oscars can come in a lot of colors, such as the bright yellow "lemon" color variant.

Lemon Oscar
 
If you can afford the tank size and the equipment to go with it, get an Oscar cichlid. They are a South American cichlid native to the Amazon river. They can get up to 12-14 inches long.

The interesting thing about Oscars is that they are rather interactive and intelligent as far as fish go as they are very curious about their owners and surroundings. They are also rather hardy compared to other types of tropical fish.

The main downside with Oscars is that their size makes them require a tank at least 75 gallons in size and they need a rather heavy duty filter as they produce a lot of waste. They are also rather aggressive as far as fish go, so either keep them by themselves or get fish similar in size...but then you would need an even bigger tank.

As an aside, Oscars can come in a lot of colors, such as the bright yellow "lemon" color variant.

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he looks really chill
 
A pet blobfish. It, too, is an ugly piece of shit that's universally reviled.
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If you can afford the tank size and the equipment to go with it, get an Oscar cichlid. They are a South American cichlid native to the Amazon river. They can get up to 12-14 inches long.

The interesting thing about Oscars is that they are rather interactive and intelligent as far as fish go as they are very curious about their owners and surroundings. They are also rather hardy compared to other types of tropical fish.

The main downside with Oscars is that their size makes them require a tank at least 75 gallons in size and they need a rather heavy duty filter as they produce a lot of waste. They are also rather aggressive as far as fish go, so either keep them by themselves or get fish similar in size...but then you would need an even bigger tank.

As an aside, Oscars can come in a lot of colors, such as the bright yellow "lemon" color variant.

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Is this your Oscar or why do you know so much about these fish
 
Is this your Oscar or why do you know so much about these fish
I have relatives who have kept large cichlids and I also worked in retail in a pet store when I was in college.
 
I want to get a cat but I only have a small apartment and I think they're not even allowed here
 
I want to get a cat but I only have a small apartment and I think they're not even allowed here
I like cute kitties they are playful and a good cope, my family currently has 2
 
I saved a stray kitten many years ago and has been a great company since then.
 
Hamster, you barely need to take care of them
 

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