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What Pays the Most Respect to Saint ER?

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According to the wiki for Elliot Rodgers:

Elliot is usually thought to have enjoyed his lattes with three shots of espresso, based on police intel which reveals that his final Starbucks order was for a triple vanilla latte
In his vlogs, Elliot can be seen drinking from a 16 oz. cup, the medium size offered by Starbucks (grande).

Which drink would be more adequate for the occasion tomorrow the three shot espresso or the triple vanilla latte, and also will the normies know and not want to sell to us? Also I don't know how to order at Starbucks can someone show me how?
 
Good idea tbh. But I don't get what you don't understand about ordering at Starbucks? Just tell them what you typed lol.
 
quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred.... oh by the way, I have a free reward.
 
lol drinking some shit coffee to celebrate

it's time to go ER boyo
 
Good idea tbh. But I don't get what you don't understand about ordering at Starbucks? Just tell them what you typed lol.
I was planning on doing this but I don't know if what I would order would be correct and I'd be holding back the line, I already have enough trouble dealing with normies and I don't want to have to fight someone at starbucks over this.
 
ER is false prophet and killer of 3 fellow incels. he's the antichrist of Inceldom.
 
ER is false prophet and killer of 3 fellow incels. he's the antichrist of Inceldom.
Blasphemy! I will not have you putting our lords name in vain
Be gone heathen!
 
Blasphemy! I will not have you putting our lords name in vain
Be gone heathen!

Dear Sir, the devil in disguise (ER) has lead you astray. The Cult of ER will never take over the Kingdom of Inceldom. I, High Priest Rigoberto the 1st Incel Fundamentalist Temple, here by proclaim May 23 the Day of Incel Mourning. Lord Bless the 3 innocent incels (the real martyrs) who lost their lives that tragic day with endless supply of roasties.
 
You'll need more than 3 shots if you want to honour ER
 

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