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What my ideal girlfriend would be like:

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Seen others doing this so I might as well do mine since I’m a monkey and a follower.

• Mayo skin

• Long straight hair with or without bangs, ponytails, twin ponytails, hair bows

• petite frame

• Small butt, small but squeezable boobs

• 4’10 - 5’4

• 18 - 19 years old

• Innocent, silly, sweet, nerdy, bubbly, cutesy personality

• Neurodivergent

• Open-minded and intelligent
 
Seen others doing this so I might as well do mine since I’m a monkey and a follower.

• Mayo skin

• Long straight hair with or without bangs, ponytails, twin ponytails, hair bows

• petite frame

• Small butt, small but squeezable boobs

• 4’10 - 5’4

• 18 - 19 years old

• Innocent, silly, sweet, nerdy, bubbly, cutesy personality

• Neurodivergent

• Open-minded and intelligent
 
I agree with most of this but I'd want her to be taller. Like 5,8 ideally
 
My ideal

Not deformed
Not obese
 
short haired foids are pretty popular here
 
good luck, irl those end up being pride zombies
 
If you breed her, you’ll only end up creating a retarded manlet.
 
She already has 866556784355 simps
 

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