Experiment What is your favourite race in the Lord of the Rings (and other Tolkien works)?

[ilieknothing]

These are my views on the different races which are also in other fiction like Warcraft.

Elves - They are the most powerful and also immortal but they are so faggy and goody two shoes (with some exceptions like Feanor). The male elves look like massive faggots but the foid elves like Arwen and Galadriel are coomfuel.

Dwarves - The Jews of Tolkien’s world. They are manlets, obsessed with treasure, mining and metalwork and of course very greedy. The foids are almost never seen but apparently they look like the men and have beards.

Men - The favourite race of god. They have the gift of death where they go directly to god, a major cope.

Hobbits - An offshoot of men where they became manlets. They are jolly and are good at hiding and come up with based takes like this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTk51PyvZKU


Orcs - The evil truecel race. They are grotesque in appearance and kill all the other races.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Don’t know anything about this

 

[Nigger Burger]

I want to be an orc and rape elves

 

[PersonalityChad]

Orcs

 

[SCP-Gorillion]

KANGZ

 

[DarkStar]

Dwarves+men

 

[KinkyKanga]

The ORCS, specifically the Uruk-hai.

 

[ReconElement]

Jeets

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Orcs are ogremaxxed

 

[sexualeconomist]

Orca because they are incels

 

[Caesercel]

Why is it multiple choice?

 

[slavcel11]

hobbits are more relatable to me for sure

 

[ilieknothing]

Why is it multiple choice?

For freedom, you could like more than one equally

 

[Caesercel]

For freedom, you could like more than one equally

Guess I'll add elves then

 

[oldNgreycel]

The eagles. They solve literally all the problems

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

Anyone that picks elves is a cuck.

 

[Rapistcel]

These are my views on the different races which are also in other fiction like Warcraft.

Elves - They are the most powerful and also immortal but they are so faggy and goody two shoes (with some exceptions like Feanor). The male elves look like massive faggots but the foid elves like Arwen and Galadriel are coomfuel.

Dwarves - The Jews of Tolkien’s world. They are manlets, obsessed with treasure, mining and metalwork and of course very greedy. The foids are almost never seen but apparently they look like the men and have beards.

Men - The favourite race of god. They have the gift of death where they go directly to god, a major cope.

Hobbits - An offshoot of men where they became manlets. They are jolly and are good at hiding and come up with based takes like this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTk51PyvZKU


Orcs - The evil truecel race. They are grotesque in appearance and kill all the other races.

I haven't watched a single episode or watched a single episode or read a single book but I chose orcs because they are ugly

 

[underballer]

The ORCS, specifically the Uruk-hai.

yes uruk hai all the way they mog

 

[underballer]

@KinkyKanga

Uruk-hai Berserkers are described as being around 6.5 feet tall, with one source stating they are approximately 6.5 to 7 feet tall. They are considered more fearsome and larger versions of the standard Uruk-hai.

 

[Excalibur]

Men and hobbits