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What is the easiest Way to kill urself with a Knife?

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just asking out of curiosity
 
Tip to where your heart would be and then fall/drop on it, use your bodyweight and gravity to plunge the knife. Trying to stab yourself wont work. Cutting yourself might also work but its very beta.
 
Through the right eye I heard.
 
why you do like that? totally messy and guarantees an eternity of regret and agony.
 
Don't use a knife lol
 
Bad idea. Immediate regret.

DO NOT USE A KNIFE, AND IF YOU PLAN ON USING A GUN, I SUGGEST A SHOTGUN OR ANY GUN OF HIGH CAL. Aim it under the chin at about a 45 degree angle, your head get blown to smithereens. 

Rope, and jumping off buildings are the most common and accessible ways of suicide.
 
Carbon Monoxide is peaceful, cheap and accessible. (Charcoal)
 
Rope or use an exit bag boyo. Using a knife isn't a good way to go out unless you're planning to become a hERo.
 

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Start from the leg and slowly work your way up.
 
youd have to be a bad motherfucker to stab yourself with a knife
 
There is a arterie that runs down your right ear.
Jews use to cut that for instant death because I think it carried blood to brain.
 
Prince Of Dankness said:
Bad idea. Immediate regret.

DO NOT USE A KNIFE, AND IF YOU PLAN ON USING A GUN, I SUGGEST A SHOTGUN OR ANY GUN OF HIGH CAL. Aim it under the chin at about a 45 degree angle, your head get blown to smithereens. 

Rope, and jumping off buildings are the most common and accessible ways of suicide.


Jumping is very unlikely to achieve an "instantaneous" death. 

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge still does not guarantee death, as a study of 885 jumpers found that 19 (around 2%) survived[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5,6[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif], although it is likely some (undiscovered) suicides did not even make it to the statistics, meaning the likely true percentage of survivors is less than 2%. Still, the point is that it is possible to survive even jumping from a renowned suicide spot. Jump off a lower bridge and the chances of survival will be much higher."[/font]
 
Please don't use a knife you retard. Just get a gun or jump in front of a train or rope
 
Classic_Jarvis said:
Jumping is very unlikely to achieve an "instantaneous" death. 

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge still does not guarantee death, as a study of 885 jumpers found that 19 (around 2%) survived[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5,6[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif], although it is likely some (undiscovered) suicides did not even make it to the statistics, meaning the likely true percentage of survivors is less than 2%. Still, the point is that it is possible to survive even jumping from a renowned suicide spot. Jump off a lower bridge and the chances of survival will be much higher."[/font]

Thats why you jump head first. Same idiots who try to suicide by getting ran over by a train, but dont put their head on the rail, and end up getting cut in half and suffer a long and painful death.
 
Prince Of Dankness said:
Thats why you jump head first. Same idiots who try to suicide by getting ran over by a train, but dont put their head on the rail, and end up getting cut in half and suffer a long and painful death.

While you are falling, your instinct for self-preservation is likely to set in and you will turn your body. I imagine it's not easy to jump and have the mental stability to control the body to land head-first. You want to break the cord above the phrenic nerve, cause excessive damage to the brain stem, severing the spinal chord above C3. As to train-suicides:

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"In the section [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Most lethal methods of suicide[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif], the study quoted an expected average time to death by this method of 17 minutes. As long as consciousness is lost quickly, the death should be relatively painless, but if consciousness is not lost, it could be an agonising method." [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]But kid yourself not[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]: even unconscious you will [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]still be [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]suffering. [/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Suicide should be given some premeditation.[/font]
 
some good advice here
https://8ch.net/methods/index.htm
 
Total Imbecile said:
Tip to where your heart would be and then fall/drop on it, use your bodyweight and gravity to plunge the knife. Trying to stab yourself wont work. Cutting yourself might also work but its very beta.

Lol holy shit i felt the pain from that
 
Slitting your own throat, probably.
 

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