What is the cringiest way you’ve tried to message a foid online in the past?

[Clavicus Vile]

I remember opening with “howdy” once. After a while I stopped giving a shit about what to say, not like it matters.

Especially when your face is an immediate disqualification. If I were chad I could have my face as a pfp and open with “I will rim out your asshole until all the food is gone.” And they’d love it.

I’ve had some foids respond back after I sent a bland “hey” and then keep the conversation up after for days to weeks. And I’ve had foids completely ignore me after I put effort into the first message. I really don’t think it matters. And obviously I didn’t face reveal.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

There was a time when I believed saying very cheesy lines was actually vaible.

Basically

"I love you, sandnegeress".
"My heart beats for you, sandnegeress"
"I live only for you, sandnegeress"

 

[texcel123]

Once told an Asian foid that I had "Yellow Fever"