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What is the best pickup line for incels?

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Keeping our incel looks in mind, what is the best pickup lines in 2024? (Only serious replies please)
 
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I mean one that foids will not hate me for.
 
As I said before fed "seriously you should kill yourself"
 
"I'm a billionaire"
 
Even professional pick up "artists" suggests that a corny pick up strategy has a lower chance of actually landing to get a phone number let alone a date.

Theres several of these channels on Youtube were guys approch women with all kinds of methods, whether it is making jokes, telling her that shes special and especially attractive or trying to engage with the person via a casual conversation or getting them to play a game.

Some let their wallet or telephone drop while walking by a women to get her genuity checked while also trying to get to meet her.

The most succesful way is apparently to just be yourself - which for Non NT guys is almost a death sentence for any attempt.
 
"Hello foid would you like to be raped"
 
"Hello foid would you like to be raped"
they dont like nice guys who "ask"
just take off yo pants and do the business
 
I mean one that foids will not hate me for.
Every foid begin to hate you due to your looks, hobbies and passions are irrelevant if they don't want to show with you in public
 
Keeping our incel looks in mind, what is the best pickup lines in 2024? (Only serious replies please)
no pickup line for ur face bruh
 
Even professional pick up "artists" suggests that a corny pick up strategy has a lower chance of actually landing to get a phone number let alone a date.

Theres several of these channels on Youtube were guys approch women with all kinds of methods, whether it is making jokes, telling her that shes special and especially attractive or trying to engage with the person via a casual conversation or getting them to play a game.

Some let their wallet or telephone drop while walking by a women to get her genuity checked while also trying to get to meet her.

The most succesful way is apparently to just be yourself - which for Non NT guys is almost a death sentence for any attempt.
 
rape rape rape
 
'hello there foid imma fuck u. wut u say?'

'hey r u interested in seeing some lvl. 100 skibidi rizz? bc I am the rizzler.'

'all your gyatt are belong to us. you have no chance to survive make ur time.'

'what would u choose, the man or the baer? I think the bear, because men like me r all rapists also I have a gun.'

'I am wearing a dog mask, have sex with me now.' (dogpill pickup line. also say 'wuff wuff' a few times for immersion.)
 
Staying quiet
 
Staying quiet
but then how will u get arrested for sexual assault

the point of an incel pickup line is 2 scare foids and make them call the police

bc incels certainly aren't getting laid by saying stuff
 

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