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Discussion What is the best phone for incel?

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So, i want a new phone that could be so great that it could be called incelphone. I think it needs to have big battery, display with good colours and dont be hot when using. Any suggestions?
 
Something for creepshots
 
I've got no idea


I still have the iPhone 8 and it ceases to work. The battery life is messed up, you can't take photos, the screen touch ticks off if you are scrolling so you can only press once, etc.
 
Smartphone for around $350 is more than enough for 4 years of use at least
 
I'm still using my s21 ultra
 
iPhone 16 pro max which I have.

17 has better battery life but 16 has better sound quality if you’re a music cel.
 
The Fairphone is pretty good if you want smth to last. But reading your post it's probably not what you're looking for.
 
Why
Something for creepshots
3d foids are not that good ro risk it
I've got no idea


I still have the iPhone 8 and it ceases to work. The battery life is messed up, you can't take photos, the screen touch ticks off if you are scrolling so you can only press once, etc.
I think ihones are far off from incelphones
Smartphone for around $350 is more than enough for 4 years of use at least
But what model exactly? And i hope for 6 years of use
I'm still using my s21 ultra
Good phone and also supports 32bit apps. But unfortunately such flagmans cannot be found in new condition
iPhone 16 pro max which I have.

17 has better battery life but 16 has better sound quality if you’re a music cel.
You cant download apps from another sources on iphone. And this fucking line in place of frontal camera can drive me insane
The Fairphone is pretty good if you want smth to last. But reading your post it's probably not what you're looking for.
Too small display and battery
 
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I have thought about poco, but they have shitty ui and cooling problems
 
Got to be the Nokia
 
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I.N.C.E.L. has the product for you!
 
But what model exactly? And i hope for 6 years of use
if you use it all day all the time then battery will degrade faster
I have thought about poco, but they have shitty ui and cooling problems
yes i would avoid all Xiaomi smartphones because of their shitty software, better go for BBK brands (Oppo, Vivo, OnePlus, Realme) Honor or Moto
You can also save more on buying China market versions, they're cheaper but most of the time they lack some 4G/5G bands common outside of China
 
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Got to be the Nokia
Nokia is kinda dead rn
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I.N.C.E.L. has the product for you!
Damn, it would be good actually. And also without frontal camera so i wont even accidentally look at my face. But unfortunately there is no such option
if you use it all day all the time then battery will degrade faster

yes i would avoid all Xiaomi smartphones because of their shitty software, better go for BBK brands (Oppo, Vivo, OnePlus, Realme) Honor or Moto
You can also save more on buying China market versions, they're cheaper but most of the time they lack some 4G/5G bands common outside of China
China market versions have issues, i kinda wanna use default os without problems.
 
Nokia is kinda dead rn

Damn, it would be good actually. And also without frontal camera so i wont even accidentally look at my face. But unfortunately there is no such option

China market versions have issues, i kinda wanna use default os without problems.
if you know how to install global software yourself you can buy Chiense version or ask a seller to do it, they're identical in terms of hardware except bands support
 
if you know how to install global software yourself you can buy Chiense version or ask a seller to do it, they're identical in terms of hardware except bands support
You cant unlock downloader on chinese version these days
 
Battery kinda small, mediatek processor... Not a great option
modern MediaTek is not bad at all, in Android smartphones they're second best after Qualcomm. I had experience with OnePlus Nord CE5 that has 8350 too and it's pretty fast and energy efficient, it also does not heat up during normal use. I would get Qualcomm too for the sake of Google Camera support though but for basic use Mediatek is more than enough.
 
Why

3d foids are not that good ro risk it

I think ihones are far off from incelphones

But what model exactly? And i hope for 6 years of use

Good phone and also supports 32bit apps. But unfortunately such flagmans cannot be found in new condition

You cant download apps from another sources on iphone. And this fucking line in place of frontal camera can drive me insane

Too small display and battery
Ultimately it’s all about which UI you’re most comfortable with.

I can’t stand Android phones as I hate the UI so I use crApple because it’s intuitive and streamlined but I wouldn’t be surprised if Androids offer greater freedom to hackers/jailbreaking types so if that’s the case I can see their value.

That and they’re probably cheaper in general than crApple unless of course a person is going for a high end Samsung model anyway.
 
iPhone 16 pro max which I have.

17 has better battery life but 16 has better sound quality if you’re a music cel.
it's over for 13 cels.
 
modern MediaTek is not bad at all, in Android smartphones they're second best after Qualcomm. I had experience with OnePlus Nord CE5 that has 8350 too and it's pretty fast and energy efficient, it also does not heat up during normal use. I would get Qualcomm too for the sake of Google Camera support though but for basic use Mediatek is more than enough.
Well, i still wanna something really cool, but not much expensive
Ultimately it’s all about which UI you’re most comfortable with.

I can’t stand Android phones as I hate the UI so I use crApple because it’s intuitive and streamlined but I wouldn’t be surprised if Androids offer greater freedom to hackers/jailbreaking types so if that’s the case I can see their value.

That and they’re probably cheaper in general than crApple unless of course a person is going for a high end Samsung model anyway.
Wel, i kinda used to samsung, but im afraid of heating and green lines. And their good models kinda costly
 
So, i want a new phone that could be so great that it could be called incelphone. I think it needs to have big battery, display with good colours and dont be hot when using. Any suggestions?
honestly? Get an iphone. Costly but worth the money imo. Andorids are janky and unreliable. The only one problem with iphones is you will have less freedom over downloading software, but rest assured they are great pieces of software & hardware.
 
The latest iPhone
 

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