SlayerSlayer
COMPLY WITH MY FUCKING pronoun (it)
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my instinct is to say escortcelling, but keep in mind if you actually see a therapist, YOU KNOW you are wasting your time and money. Here are more stipulations- that make therapy extra insulting to your soul
* Your therapist will likely be a female, just because male therapists are so rare and in high demand, it's unlikely you can book one
* You likely have to take unpaid time off work as almost every therapist works strict banker's hours
*You therapist will likely not be covered by insurance and cost at least half as much as a whore per hour
* They will waste time several sessions going nowhere
* They are even pickier than whores to take you on as a client.
At least with a whore
* You can set the time and the place
* You will at least be touched
* Every second with a whore will be sexual, so not a minute is wasted.
* Your therapist will likely be a female, just because male therapists are so rare and in high demand, it's unlikely you can book one
* You likely have to take unpaid time off work as almost every therapist works strict banker's hours
*You therapist will likely not be covered by insurance and cost at least half as much as a whore per hour
* They will waste time several sessions going nowhere
* They are even pickier than whores to take you on as a client.
At least with a whore
* You can set the time and the place
* You will at least be touched
* Every second with a whore will be sexual, so not a minute is wasted.