What is a man thinking when he dates / marries a landwhale?

[universallyabhorred]

He's thinking she won't cheat or she's the best he can do, last part is true. But first part is mistaken.

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Lack of a backbone (they see women as superior)

Sexual Despair; any hole is a goal.

Social pressure. ("well at least i'm not alone like that weirdo that lives at number 45")

Desperation to start a family but thin / normal women don't want you.

Generally something Hicks practice more than well-bred or middle class men.

 

[Moobious]

Desperation