I had a several paragraph explanation for why I wanted this, but I'll save the sperg for another day. People here talk about how they hate New Year's Eve even more than they hate Christmas. Where Christmas can be a time for wholesomeness or relaxing, peaceful solitude, New Year's Eve is loud and gaudy and filled with debauchery. But what if we had our own New Year's Eve special? Nowadays everyone has to have a New Year's Eve special. It doesn't belong to ABC alone anymore.
Realistically, how hard would be to actually do this? What do you need to have a New Year's Eve special? It doesn't have to be good, Jamie Kennedy had one and it was notoriously terrible. With the Internet and streaming, nowadays any gathering of volunteers with enough money can hold a thing. Games Done Quick, for instance. What is that but a convention with cameras streaming to the Internet? Near as I can figure, the parts you need for a New Year's Eve special are...
If you had the money, you could make it happen. Other people have done similar.
Fantastically though, if I just let myself dream, where would we host it? Like I said, ABC no longer holds the monopoly on New Year's Eve. And as a result, neither does Times Square. Other specials have tried, and... I won't say "succeeded," but have opened the door for other venues. FOX had a special where they held it at Bayfront Park in Miami. "First Night 2013 with Jamie Kennedy" was held in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Where do you think we should host it? It doesn't even have to be in the United States if you wanna be cute and say something like "The Yonge Street Dollarama in Toronto." Or maybe it should be held at multiple venues at the same time? Like New Year's Rockin' Eve is? Because there are multiple time zones in the world? If someone didn't fuck up that user map @SergeantIncel made then we'd know where the primary Incels.is audiences are in the world.
Or maybe the most incel thing to do for a New Year's Eve special is to go to other pre-existing New Year's Eve festivities and hijack them with our inceldom? Spoil their fun with our right to exist? Because it's not like there are many incel bands that can fill time until midnight. But how about instead for entertainment, someone puts The Bluepill to the test, until midnight, with cold approaches and showers? For all the unconvinced world to see? Because an unfortunate tradition of New Year's Eve is that you have to kiss someone at midnight. So this incel could maybe make that his mission to have someone to kiss at midnight. And at another venue, one where hookers are legal, someone could try to escortcel. But here's the kicker, the incel has to wear official Incels.is New Year's Eve Special gear/merch. T-shirt, hat, jacket if it's cold there, and they tell the escort upfront that they are an incel. Ask her if she's heard of incels, and how she feels about fucking one. See if she's down with it. Or at least pretends to be for money.
But who would be our hosts? Would the mods be willing to host? Because there's no notable talent out there I can think of that would be willing to associate themselves with Incels.is.
Realistically, how hard would be to actually do this? What do you need to have a New Year's Eve special? It doesn't have to be good, Jamie Kennedy had one and it was notoriously terrible. With the Internet and streaming, nowadays any gathering of volunteers with enough money can hold a thing. Games Done Quick, for instance. What is that but a convention with cameras streaming to the Internet? Near as I can figure, the parts you need for a New Year's Eve special are...
- A venue or venues available on New Year's Eve through to New Year's Night.
- A platform to broadcast on.
- Stage crews & equipment (at least one unit to manage each venue).
- Entertainers for the audience to watch.
- A place for guests to sit if you're selling tickets to this thing.
- Event security so the guests don't wander backstage and bother the entertainers.
- Food/refreshments for the guests to eat(?) Or just offer local restaurants and vendors space to park their food carts in the area.
- A way of trademarking the event so that IncelTears doesn't hijack the brand with an "unofficial" Incels.is New Year's Eve Special.
- Hosts (for each venue).
- Janitors to clean up.
If you had the money, you could make it happen. Other people have done similar.
Fantastically though, if I just let myself dream, where would we host it? Like I said, ABC no longer holds the monopoly on New Year's Eve. And as a result, neither does Times Square. Other specials have tried, and... I won't say "succeeded," but have opened the door for other venues. FOX had a special where they held it at Bayfront Park in Miami. "First Night 2013 with Jamie Kennedy" was held in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Where do you think we should host it? It doesn't even have to be in the United States if you wanna be cute and say something like "The Yonge Street Dollarama in Toronto." Or maybe it should be held at multiple venues at the same time? Like New Year's Rockin' Eve is? Because there are multiple time zones in the world? If someone didn't fuck up that user map @SergeantIncel made then we'd know where the primary Incels.is audiences are in the world.
Or maybe the most incel thing to do for a New Year's Eve special is to go to other pre-existing New Year's Eve festivities and hijack them with our inceldom? Spoil their fun with our right to exist? Because it's not like there are many incel bands that can fill time until midnight. But how about instead for entertainment, someone puts The Bluepill to the test, until midnight, with cold approaches and showers? For all the unconvinced world to see? Because an unfortunate tradition of New Year's Eve is that you have to kiss someone at midnight. So this incel could maybe make that his mission to have someone to kiss at midnight. And at another venue, one where hookers are legal, someone could try to escortcel. But here's the kicker, the incel has to wear official Incels.is New Year's Eve Special gear/merch. T-shirt, hat, jacket if it's cold there, and they tell the escort upfront that they are an incel. Ask her if she's heard of incels, and how she feels about fucking one. See if she's down with it. Or at least pretends to be for money.
But who would be our hosts? Would the mods be willing to host? Because there's no notable talent out there I can think of that would be willing to associate themselves with Incels.is.
