Discussion New Monster Flavor BAD APPLE: Based or Cringe?

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Arguments for Based:
- New can design looks different from all the others, RARE DROP basically
- Apple flavor hasn't been tried by Monster before
- Pacific Punch also had a foid on the can tbh

Arguments for Cringe:
- TOTAL FOID DEATH
- Bitch looks kinda like a feminist girlboss and I ain't having it
- The idea of Eve giving you the "bad apple" to bite on has cringe "omg... commit the original sin, goy.... you know you want to.... goy" jewish entertainment vibes

@TheNEET @SocialzERo @Jud Pottah @wereq @DarkStarDown

 

[wereq]

The idea of Eve giving you the "bad apple" to bite on has cringe "omg... commit the original sin, goy.... you know you want to.... goy" jewish entertainment vibes

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

cucked design jfl

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

cucked design jfl

tbh, brutal if a good flavor is held hostage by the "bite the apple..........goooy......" design

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

jite seeing through (((they)))'s bullshit

 

[Dr. Autismo]

The can design looks like the kind of tattoo a cucked boomer biker would have.
I think the taste of the actual drink is alright though.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

The can design looks like the kind of tattoo a cucked boomer biker would have.
I think the taste of the actual drink is alright though.

pretty much
did you get to try it? i might have the chance soon

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

- Pacific Punch also had a foid on the can tbh

not at the place i buy mine luckily kek

but

i would buy the new apple flavored one, seems good

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

The can design looks like the kind of tattoo a cucked boomer biker would have.

holy shit this is accurate

 

[Dr. Autismo]

pretty much
did you get to try it? i might have the chance soon

I shoplifted a can from a co-op.
I tasted it and I liked it, I'll be sure to get more.
Watermelon flavour is also nice too.

 

[SocialzERo]

Apparently it tastes like a cheap apple cider

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

not at the place i buy mine luckily kek

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but

i would buy the new apple flavored one, seems good

interesting, I thought she was always somewhere like on the sides or back

 

[mcmoohyun]

Can't still get it in SK unfortunately

 

[Dr. Autismo]

holy shit this is accurate

I swear, normies think that bikers are big, muscly, scary tough guys.
But their really cucked, fat, middle-age mangina fags.
Their the kind of guys who think getting a tattoo makes them look like a hardarse.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I shoplifted a can from a co-op.
I tasted it and I liked it, I'll be sure to get more.
Watermelon flavour is also nice too.

based cel, i'd like to try it too

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Apparently it tastes like a cheap apple cider

that doesn't sound great, maybe it's still good if it's carbonated enough and shit?
a lot of stuff is terrible flat, but can be rescued by fizz

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I swear, normies think that bikers are big, muscly, scary tough guys.
But their really cucked, fat, middle-age mangina fags.
Their the kind of guys who think getting a tattoo makes them look like a hardarse.

yeah it doesn't get more cucked than 'badass chick' tattoos on your body

niggas that play female characters in games all the time be like

 

[Dr. Autismo]

yeah it doesn't get more cucked than 'badass chick' tattoos on your body

niggas that play female characters in games all the time be like

If I were told to redesign that can, I'd design it to just feature a rotten red apple carved to look like a skull on a black background.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

If I were told to redesign that can, I'd design it to just feature a rotten red apple carved to look like a skull on a black background.

yes that sounds badass, i guess such an aggressive can design would be more seasonal/special edition, like halloweens, but still badass

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

Apparently it tastes like a cheap apple cider

brutal

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Can't still get it in SK unfortunately

you can sometimes order shit like this online but need to watch the shipping costs, i've done it before tbh

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

you can sometimes order shit like this online but need to watch the shipping costs, i've done it before tbh

how

 

[Dr. Autismo]

yes that sounds badass, i guess such an aggressive can design would be more seasonal/special edition, like halloweens, but still badass

My redesign sounds like a T-shirt you can get from spiral direct.
Also they haven't tried pumpkin flavour monster yet...

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

how

find online shops by searching for "buy monster online" or something

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

My redesign sounds like a T-shirt you can get from spiral direct.
Also they haven't tried pumpkin flavour monster yet...

yeah, they didn't really try everything yet, probably a monster dragonfruit flavor would be the most insane and epic flavor they could try
i guess the most interesting one i ever tasted was java irish blend, very high caffeine content though

 

[Dr. Autismo]

yeah, they didn't really try everything yet, probably a monster dragonfruit flavor would be the most insane and epic flavor they could try
i guess the most interesting one i ever tasted was java irish blend, very high caffeine content though

They had this one flavour that was sponsored by Lewis "I hate my mother for not being black" Hamilton.
I don't remember if it tasted any good, though.
Last time I drank it was back in 2017 and I don't think they sell it anymore.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

They had this one flavour that was sponsored by Lewis "I hate my mother for not being black" Hamilton.
I don't remember if it tasted any good, though.
Last time I drank it was back in 2017 and I don't think they sell it anymore.

yeah I remember trying it, it was an ok one tbh and slightly lower on calories, very acidic so not great on an empty stomach, similar to The Doctor

 

[slashER]

Disgusting jew drink

 

[Linesnap99]

I would rather eat a real apple.

 

[thespanishcel]

I tried it and it was nice don't care too much for the artwork tbh kek

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I tried it and it was nice don't care too much for the artwork tbh kek

cool bro, do you recall was it a fizzy one or a more flat one

 

[McFlurryCel]

nothing new here

 

[bruhwtf]

probably taste like vaginas and apples

 

[Jud Pottah]

Least satânico foreskin j3wce

 

[Jud Pottah]

jite seeing through (((they)))'s bullshit

Dude this is the most sinful bottle ever.
Its like asking to burn in Hell.

The apple, the succubus, and III (666)
Cant get more obvious.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Dude this is the most sinful bottle ever.
Its like asking to burn in Hell.

The apple, the succubus, and III (666)
Cant get more obvious.

brutal man, you have a real eye for seeing through jite tricks

 

[Jud Pottah]

brutal man, you have a real eye for seeing through jite tricks

 

[DarkStar]

Haven't tried it but I will at some point.

I tried it and it was nice don't care too much for the artwork tbh kek

What was the exact taste like?

Apparently it tastes like a cheap apple cider

I like apple cider, so that's good.


My thoughts: Cucked design, but the taste might be good.

 

[Corvus]

Normfags cry about coca-cola then drink this crap

 

[Nate Dogg]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8

 

[Morphine]

Normfags cry about coca-cola then drink this crap

 

[proudweeb]

stopped drinking monster years ago tastes like toilet water

i only drink gfuel, bang, and celsius now

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

stopped drinking monster years ago tastes like toilet water

i only drink gfuel, bang, and celsius now

weird but exactly opposite opinion here , those either don't have good flavors or taste like medicine (bang)

 

[Fifita]

Does it have a zero sugar version because i have type one diabetes ?

 

[proudweeb]

taste like medicine (bang)

That's why I like it lol

 

[proudweeb]

@all this time

 

[der_komische]

feminist propaganda

 

[der_komische]

stopped drinking monster years ago tastes like toilet water

i only drink gfuel, bang, and celsius now

it always tastes like they melt gummy bears and mix it with even more sugar

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Best goyslop around rn. Still love the skeleton sombro one