Discussion New Monster Flavor BAD APPLE: Based or Cringe?

[foidrapist69]

Should be touhou themed

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Does it have a zero sugar version because i have type one diabetes ?

nope, it's Juiced so it's a sugarbomb

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

That's why I like it lol

to each his own

 

[turbosperg]

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Arguments for Based:
- New can design looks different from all the others, RARE DROP basically
- Apple flavor hasn't been tried by Monster before
- Pacific Punch also had a foid on the can tbh

Arguments for Cringe:
- TOTAL FOID DEATH
- Bitch looks kinda like a feminist girlboss and I ain't having it
- The idea of Eve giving you the "bad apple" to bite on has cringe "omg... commit the original sin, goy.... you know you want to.... goy" jewish entertainment vibes

@TheNEET @SocialzERo @Jud Pottah @wereq @DarkStarDown

I live in a shithole country, it's not available here.

It would probably offend the evangelicals who'll boycott the brand.

Too bad they already don't buy monster because they tithed all their salary away to the scam artist minister.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Should be touhou themed

maybe in japan

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I live in a shithole country, it's not available here.

It would probably offend the evangelicals who'll boycott the brand.

Too bad they already don't buy monster because they tithed all their salary away to the scam artist minister.

religion would help rein in the whore foids though (if cuck ministers were kicked out)

 

[turbosperg]

religion would help rein in the whore foids though (if cuck ministers were kicked out)

Foids in these churches are even more degen than regular whores.

They usually join the church after spending 10 to 20 years as a whore and collecting 2.5 kids from different fathers, all dead, deadbeat or in jail. Then the foid try to snatch a religious husband to exploit and then steal his assets through divorce-rape.

 

[all this time]

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Arguments for Based:
- New can design looks different from all the others, RARE DROP basically
- Apple flavor hasn't been tried by Monster before
- Pacific Punch also had a foid on the can tbh

Arguments for Cringe:
- TOTAL FOID DEATH
- Bitch looks kinda like a feminist girlboss and I ain't having it
- The idea of Eve giving you the "bad apple" to bite on has cringe "omg... commit the original sin, goy.... you know you want to.... goy" jewish entertainment vibes

@TheNEET @SocialzERo @Jud Pottah @wereq @DarkStarDown

tbh juiced always was an alright line, too much sugar i feel, but i cant fully assess until i get a sip, i had papillon a couple weeks ago and i thought it had a synthetic taste, more so than the zeros