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Experiment what hogwarts house would you go to?

pick

  • Slytherin

    Votes: 12 35.3%
  • Hufflepuff

    Votes: 9 26.5%
  • Gryffindor

    Votes: 3 8.8%
  • Ravenclaw

    Votes: 10 29.4%

  • Total voters
    34
jackwolfskin999

jackwolfskin999

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Slytherin for me
 
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Harry Potter is gay
 
Ravenclaw for edgycels.

Hufflepuff for fatcels.
 
The sorting hat would be too disgusted to sit on my head.
 
Ravenclaw, couse it's the most forgettable one.
 
I've done the quiz on pottermore;

I'm ravenclaw
 
No strong opinion, barely read the first two Garry Potter books
 
Harry Potter is gay
And was created by a welfare single mother, no thanks.

Also it reminds me of my class in college, every single foid there seems to be into it.
 
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glad theres no gryffincucks
 
And was created by a welfare single mother, no thanks.

Also it reminds me of my class in college, every single foid there seems to be is into it.
Being into Harry potter has to be the most common college girl trait ngl.
 
I've done the quiz on pottermore;

I'm ravenclaw
Same
Also it reminds me of my class in college, every single foid there seems to be is into it.
Even in high school every girl seemed to be into it. I don't get why, there are much better fantasy books out there tbhngl
 
Hufflepuff is the most laid-back one
 
Gryffindor is most Chad house followed by Slytherin.
Ravenclaw is for high IQ Normies.
Hufflepuff is Incel house.
 
Hufflepuff because I'm unimportant as fuck
 
Gryffindor tbh
 
I don't know, Harry Potter is soy tbh
 
I would establish my own house.
 
I've done the quiz on pottermore;

I'm ravenclaw


Me too I was Hufflepuff.

Fuck that, I don't wanna be there.

I'm gonna sort myself into Slytherin, the sly, sneaky, tricky bastards house.
 
Me too I was Hufflepuff.

Fuck that, I don't wanna be there.

I'm gonna sort myself into Slytherin, the sly, sneaky, tricky bastards house.
I did the test and was sorted as Slytherin :feelshmm:
 
I wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter as a kid because of "witchcraft" and "The Devil" :feelsbadman:
 
None. I would focus more on getting laid than worrying about children’s stories.



its not working so well for me yet
 
Is there a house for ethnics?
 
Hufflepuff so i could blackpill those cucks .
 
Gryffindor: Get mogged by Harry Mogger

Slytherin: Get mogged by Draco Chadfoy

Hufflepuff: Get bullied by Draco Chadfoy and Harry Mogger

No thanks I'll stick with Ravenclaw, the best balance between most and least incel
 
Harry Potter, I have never watched
 
Slytherin is best house. Also, Snape is Incel. Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are acceptable. Anyone who choose Gryffindor is Cuck.
 
CUCKLIB FANDOM
 
Slytherin is best house. Also, Snape is Incel. Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are acceptable. Anyone who choose Gryffindor is Cuck.
i always wondered if Snape ever fucked :waitwhat::waitwhat::waitwhat:
 
Slytherin because I'm edgy
 
I'd want to be in Slytherin but I would end up in easily forgettable Hufflepuff
 
How the fuck should I know? Do I look like a hat?
 
i always wondered if Snape ever fucked :waitwhat::waitwhat::waitwhat:
All wizards became kids after marriage, so that means no Sex before marriage. Snape got rejected by Lily Potter as kid and couldn't get over his obssession as a frustrated adult man. There's no doubt he died 38 year old virgin.
 
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All wizards became kids after marriage, so that means no Sex before marriage. Snape got rejected by Lilly Potter as a kid and couldn't get over his obssession as an adult man. There's no doubt he died 38 year old virgin.
and Dumbledore :waitwhat::waitwhat::waitwhat:
 
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