obsessive porn binging of the most hardcore porn you can think of
under your bedsheet so you sweat a lot from the excess heat
but you don't nut, you try to edge(almost nut but stop just in time, letting your nut climb back down so you still feel like watching porn)
it's not true gooning unless you've delved into your most carnal fetishes
but not only that, you also have to build up a collection on your phone's hard drive
true gooners ai generate porn and try to maximize output
then there's the pain of longing after watching an emotional hentai
also remembering the names of your favorite pornstars
also buying sex toys and experimenting with gas station dick pills
almost died from gooning
i was a true gooner 15 years ago, gave that up
i was a lot of things: a bluepilled simp, a landwhale, a chud, a drum and bass dreamer, a plumber, lots of things
the new generation does not know the future horrors they are creating
all things will be connected via IoT, and everything you think say and do from the past to what will be will be public domain
this is the beast
just take it from me, do NOT go down the gooning rabbit hole
watch your porn, idc. but do not look into it