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SuicideFuel What do you think is the most fun way to end it all, other than going ER?

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My main plans have been either skydiving without a parachute, or renting a nice car and driving at like 300/hr until I find a wall to smash into.

Anyone else have any fun plans/ideas? I don't wanna just rope in my room, or tomb to be accurate, it's boring af. May as well go out with some fun.
 
slitting my own throat in a calm public environment

suicide by cop after taking hostages by pretending to be armed
a cop killing an unarmed person always stirs up a bunch of shit, but I don't know if anyone actually cares about a dead subhuman tho

trying to hijack a military base and seeing how far I get

building a plane and flying it over restricted air spaces to get chased and shot down by military aircraft

get shit faced on the rooftop of a tall building
soak my self in gasoline
transform into a shooting star

transforming my tomb into a multi stage gas chamber
first it fills the room with high concentrations of dmt
after 1 hour it fills it with inert gas to put me to sleep
When I discovered dmt it was lifechanging
I immediately knew this is what I wanted to experience before I die
a typical trip doesn't last that long so I would like to prolong the experience
during a trip ones perception of time is warped so it seems much longer than it is
I basically want to spend what feels like weeks in an alternate universe that is 1 hour in this world
 
suicide by cop after taking hostages by pretending to be armed


trying to hijack a military base and seeing how far I get

building a plane and flying it over restricted air spaces to get chased and shot down by military aircraft
it's more likely for them to knock you out and lock you up for life
 
slitting my own throat in a calm public environment

suicide by cop after taking hostages by pretending to be armed
a cop killing an unarmed person always stirs up a bunch of shit, but I don't know if anyone actually cares about a dead subhuman tho

trying to hijack a military base and seeing how far I get

building a plane and flying it over restricted air spaces to get chased and shot down by military aircraft

get shit faced on the rooftop of a tall building
soak my self in gasoline
transform into a shooting star

transforming my tomb into a multi stage gas chamber
first it fills the room with high concentrations of dmt
after 1 hour it fills it with inert gas to put me to sleep
When I discovered dmt it was lifechanging
I immediately knew this is what I wanted to experience before I die
a typical trip doesn't last that long so I would like to prolong the experience
during a trip ones perception of time is warped so it seems much longer than it is
I basically want to spend what feels like weeks in an alternate universe that is 1 hour in this world
Wow, you've really thought about this one. There was a guy who stole a plane from an airport and flew it until he ran out of gas.
cops would shoot if you point a fake/unloaded weapon at them
Alek Minassian got cucked trying that one
 
My main plans have been either skydiving without a parachute, or renting a nice car and driving at like 300/hr until I find a wall to smash into.

Anyone else have any fun plans/ideas? I don't wanna just rope in my room, or tomb to be accurate, it's boring af. May as well go out with some fun.
i like that. fuck boring deaths. but also fuck deaths where you die alone.
 
Heroin. Go out with a smile on my face. :feelzez:
 
it's more likely for them to knock you out and lock you up for life
Cope

They'd sooner gun you down if they feel that their life is being threatened
cops would shoot if you point a fake/unloaded weapon at them
Haven't literal 14 yr olds been gunned down for pointing bb guns at officers?
 
making tripple backflip from very high building
 
Cope

They'd sooner gun you down if they feel that their life is being threatened

Haven't literal 14 yr olds been gunned down for pointing bb guns at officers?
Alek Minassian went ER and got arrested despite feigning pulling a gun
 
Mass suicide bro, at least I am not dying alone.
 
Haven't literal 14 yr olds been gunned down for pointing bb guns at officers?
12 year old got shot and he had a cheap bb gun with the orange tip removed

They also killed a 35 year old watering his plants holding a garden hose nozzle
 
Alek Minassian went ER and got arrested despite feigning pulling a gun
Wasn't he accused of being a psyop attack?
12 year old got shot and he had a cheap bb gun with the orange tip removed

They also killed a 35 year old watering his plants holding a garden hose nozzle
There's certainly more examples than this, I'm sure.

Normie cops aren't out there to get killed.
 
Alek Minassian went ER and got arrested despite feigning pulling a gun
Alek pulled out a wallet, it was also broad daylight.

If he had pulled out a bbgun it would've ended different
 
Alek pulled out a wallet, it was also broad daylight.

If he had pulled out a bbgun it would've ended different
I don't get why he even stopped, his reason is so dumb, "Someone dropped their drink and I couldn't see." Probably woulda got capped if he tried to run back into the van instead of laying down too.
 
Shotgun through roof of mouth in a crowded public setting
 
If I roped (which is unlikely) and practical limits weren't standing in my way I would do something stylish like Terboven, the man was a German governor of Norway during WWII, who (as his regime failed) took >50kg Dynamite and blew himself up after his leading commander drank himself dizzy and shot himself in the head in the same bunker. Another guy committed suicide by putting a hand granade in his mouth. Jfl, something stylish at least.
 
Just do the craziest scariest stunts not even the bravest stuntman would do, if you somehow succeed you'll be a hero and you might even ascend and if you don't you'll be internet-famous.
 
Fake suicide bomb threat. I think that would be fun (in gta ofc)
 
Fuck hooker raw until i die of aids.
 
Go to a blm riot screaming

I HATE NIGGERS! KILL ALL NIGGERS!
 
Go to a blm riot screaming

I HATE NIGGERS! KILL ALL NIGGERS!
Jfl, playing "Stand Up And Be Counted" or something by Johnny Rebel. Would be funny to die that way ngl.
 
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Go to a blm riot screaming

I HATE NIGGERS! KILL ALL NIGGERS!
That would be interesting to see. But you should carry a taser
 
My main plans have been either skydiving without a parachute, or renting a nice car and driving at like 300/hr until I find a wall to smash into.

Anyone else have any fun plans/ideas? I don't wanna just rope in my room, or tomb to be accurate, it's boring af. May as well go out with some fun.
I figured maxing out credit cards and living as hedonistically as possible in my final days would be pretty chill.
 
My main plans have been either skydiving without a parachute, or renting a nice car and driving at like 300/hr until I find a wall to smash into.

Anyone else have any fun plans/ideas? I don't wanna just rope in my room, or tomb to be accurate, it's boring af. May as well go out with some fun.
Rape a Jb would be pretty fun or buy a fast motorcycle and hoon it around until you crash, police have no chance of catching you.
Or see how many things you can set on fire ..
 
skydive into a volcano
 
Start the apocalypse and have one of your "friends" slice your head off to end everything. I smile as it was fun
 
stealing a school bus full of children inside accelerating to its maximum while on DMT
 
skydiving without a parachute
Bad idea lol. Plenty of time to regret.
 

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