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What do you say when people ask if you're a virgin or ever had a girlfriend?

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tehgymcel420

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I while ago some 15 year old I was with was going on about how he can't wait to get home and fuck his girlfriend. He then asks me about girlfriends I've had, to which I admitted that I've never had a girlfriend. He sorta just went silent, I was mogged and humiliated by someone nearly a decade younger than me. What do you do in these situations? lie?
 
I have no problems in saying the truth. "Never had a GF, what is it to you ?" or
"Yes, Im virgin"
 
I have no problems in saying the truth. "Never had a GF, what is it to you ?" or
"Yes, Im virgin"

same im not ashamed of who i am , not my fault im ugly or that foids are so shallow
 
Nobody asks me anything, especially nothing personal.
 
Tell the truth of course. No point in lying. Is it my fault that foids don't find me, a 2/10 turbomanlet ricecel, sexually attractive?
 
I have no problems in saying the truth. "Never had a GF, what is it to you ?" or
"Yes, Im virgin"
same im not ashamed of who i am , not my fault im ugly or that foids are so shallow

It has nothing to do with shame, it has to do with strategy, it has to do with influence, nobody will respect you if they know without a doubt you haven't put your dick in a hole, and that will hamper your progress career wise, humans are primitive creatures at their core, a useless average guy who everyone knows has gotten laid may get that promotion you wanted because you admitted to being a virgin, despite being a better worker, and the funny part is he may have also been a virgin, but he was smart enough not to admit to it

I hope everybody understands this as a rule, I learned this the hard way (was very blue pilled before)

At one of my work places I openly admitted to being a virgin, got treated with no respect, everyone would respond to my critiques about life and relationships with - "you have no experience", you will also be teased about it every now and then

After that place, the next one I just lied and said I had a single GF and barely any experience with relationships, people treat you somewhat respectfully because you stuck your pee pee in a hole and magically now your words have meaning

Never admit to being a virgin, take it from someone who has done both as a test to see the results

Hoping no one from that past work place encounters people at my current work place lol, I doubt they will though, both places are pretty far apart.

I have done both and seen the results of both, oh and the last place where I worked and claimed having one GF, I got a promotion a few months in while working there, and negotiated a raise a few months after

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEVERAGE IF NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

NO LEVERAGE = NO DEMANDS


If you can't make demands, then you can't move forward in the business or work world

Let me also tell you that all the managers were female, so it probably mattered 10 times as much that I wasn't a known virgin

You guys sound delusional, it has nothing to do with, "Never had a GF, whats it to you" :feelskek:, do you know how cringy that shit sounds, as if you are trying to do some "turn it back on them" BS, that shit doesn't work anymore because being a virgin is shameful in this era, you aren't in the 1950's

The question isn't "whats it to you", its "whats it to your" financial prospects, business pursuits, social circles, etc
 
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I don't interact with people besides my mom
 
I just say that i fucked a lot of foids (he doesnt has to know that there all escorts)
 
It has nothing to do with shame, it has to do with strategy, it has to do with influence, nobody will respect you if they know without a doubt you haven't put your dick in a hole, and that will hamper your progress career wise, humans are primitive creatures at their core, a useless average guy who everyone knows has gotten laid may get that promotion you wanted because you admitted to being a virgin, despite being a better worker, and the funny part is he may have also been a virgin, but he was smart enough not to admit to it



I have done both and seen the results of both, oh and the last place where I worked and claimed having one GF, I got a promotion a few months in while working there, and negotiated a raise a few months after

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEVERAGE IF NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

NO LEVERAGE = NO DEMANDS


If you can't make demands, then you can't move forward in the business or work world

Let me also tell you that all the managers were female, so it probably mattered 10 times as much that I wasn't a known virgin

You guys sound delusional, it has nothing to do with, "Never had a GF, whats it to you" :feelskek:, do you know how cringy that shit sounds, as if you are trying to do some "turn it back on them" BS, that shit doesn't work anymore because being a virgin is shameful in this era, you aren't in the 1950's

The question isn't "whats it to you", its "whats it to your" financial prospects, business pursuits, social circles, etc

It's a sad world we live in, that to earn respect in life, we had to have had our dicks in holes.
Clown world.
 
I tell the truth. I'm religionmaxxed anyway, it's kind of expected or at least it should be.

I virgin-mog all the Catholics around me out there LOL.
 
It has nothing to do with shame, it has to do with strategy, it has to do with influence, nobody will respect you if they know without a doubt you haven't put your dick in a hole, and that will hamper your progress career wise, humans are primitive creatures at their core, a useless average guy who everyone knows has gotten laid may get that promotion you wanted because you admitted to being a virgin, despite being a better worker, and the funny part is he may have also been a virgin, but he was smart enough not to admit to it



I have done both and seen the results of both, oh and the last place where I worked and claimed having one GF, I got a promotion a few months in while working there, and negotiated a raise a few months after

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEVERAGE IF NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

NO LEVERAGE = NO DEMANDS


If you can't make demands, then you can't move forward in the business or work world

Let me also tell you that all the managers were female, so it probably mattered 10 times as much that I wasn't a known virgin

You guys sound delusional, it has nothing to do with, "Never had a GF, whats it to you" :feelskek:, do you know how cringy that shit sounds, as if you are trying to do some "turn it back on them" BS, that shit doesn't work anymore because being a virgin is shameful in this era, you aren't in the 1950's

The question isn't "whats it to you", its "whats it to your" financial prospects, business pursuits, social circles, etc
Bro, I dont care about respect, I also dont need to suck random dicks for some money, I can be honest and live with the consequences. I understand that you need the approval of your bosses, but I personally dont care
 
I tell them I'm single and that I lost my virginity on prom night JFL
 
I tell them I'm a virgin(despite being an escortcel)
 
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You guys sound delusional, it has nothing to do with, "Never had a GF, whats it to you" :feelskek:, do you know how cringy that shit sounds, as if you are trying to do some "turn it back on them" BS, that shit doesn't work anymore because being a virgin is shameful in this era, you aren't in the 1950's

This, I would never EVER admit I was a virgin or never had a GF. The average normie has gotten laid and had about 1-2+ GFs by their mid-20s it is absolutely humiliating to say you never had any of that. Doesn't matter how skilled you are at your job or how much money you make, people will instantly lose respect and make fun of you for being a virgin behind your back.
 
I while ago some 15 year old I was with was going on about how he can't wait to get home and fuck his girlfriend. He then asks me about girlfriends I've had, to which I admitted that I've never had a girlfriend. He sorta just went silent, I was mogged and humiliated by someone nearly a decade younger than me. What do you do in these situations? lie?
Lmao wtf he's 15, you should of lied to him . Lmao fucking inbred response.
 
I would just tell the truth and say...

“Yes, I am still a virgin and I’ve never had a girlfriend. But its not my fault that all women are shallow cunt nowadays”
 
I will lie, ppl here is insufferable.
 
fucking inbred response.

OP legit sounds retarded - "durrrr I wonder what I should say right now durrrr"

Has to be a larp, nobody can lack so much self awareness, its like going to a job interview and they ask you what kind of worker you are and you respond - "lazy", even if its true you lie because you want the job
 
It has nothing to do with shame, it has to do with strategy, it has to do with influence, nobody will respect you if they know without a doubt you haven't put your dick in a hole, and that will hamper your progress career wise, humans are primitive creatures at their core, a useless average guy who everyone knows has gotten laid may get that promotion you wanted because you admitted to being a virgin, despite being a better worker, and the funny part is he may have also been a virgin, but he was smart enough not to admit to it



I have done both and seen the results of both, oh and the last place where I worked and claimed having one GF, I got a promotion a few months in while working there, and negotiated a raise a few months after

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEVERAGE IF NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

NO LEVERAGE = NO DEMANDS


If you can't make demands, then you can't move forward in the business or work world

Let me also tell you that all the managers were female, so it probably mattered 10 times as much that I wasn't a known virgin

You guys sound delusional, it has nothing to do with, "Never had a GF, whats it to you" :feelskek:, do you know how cringy that shit sounds, as if you are trying to do some "turn it back on them" BS, that shit doesn't work anymore because being a virgin is shameful in this era, you aren't in the 1950's

The question isn't "whats it to you", its "whats it to your" financial prospects, business pursuits, social circles, etc
Lmao you're talking to stupid Neet fucks who want to rot away in their room.

Anyone who spends time with other people quickly realizes that everyone is a fucking liar. How you leverage a believable lie is on you. These dumbfucks have no aspirations to have control of their life.
 
I admit it.
What are they going to do? Make fun of me? My status is already rock bottom so it's not like that effects me in any ways.
Though in my experience it usually just leads to a "oh, really?" and a shrug while they move on to a different topic.
 
I would just tell the truth and say...

“Yes, I am still a virgin and I’ve never had a girlfriend. But its not my fault that all women are shallow cunt nowadays”

Ok and what did you get out of that, pride?, honor?, what?.

Now lets put this into a realistic scenario, you are at work, surrounded by multiple co-workers and maybe even a client/customer, do you still say this shit?, I doubt it, this is a perfect example of just talking shit, in a real life scenario you just lost your job and even if you kept your job, co-workers, managers, etc will go out of their way to make your job more difficult and you can forget about a promotion, pride can't be deposited into your bank account.


These dumbfucks have no aspirations to have control of their life.

I've also realized this

These are the same guys who will ironically come online to complain everyday about how everyone treats them like a loser and their lives are shit

Admitting that you are a virgin, is like going to prison and admitting that you are a convicted child molester/rapist JFL

Just fuck your shit up theory
 
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Ok and what did you get out of that, pride?, honor?, what?.

Now lets put this into a realistic scenario, you are at work, surrounded by multiple co-workers and maybe even a client/customer, do you still say this shit?, I doubt it, this is a perfect example of just talking shit, in a real life scenario you just lost your job and even if you kept your job, co-workers, managers, etc will go out of their way to make your job more difficult and you can forget about a promotion, pride can't be deposited into your bank account.
Jfl I would never say this at a work environment. I’m NEET at the moment btw. I would only say this around “friends” and random people. And tbh it’s a pretty good response. I’ve said that exact same sentence to normies before.
 
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I tell them I lost my penis in a boating accident.
 
I lie i say i had a gf longtime ago and they say Reallly?
And i say yeah really but they know I'm a subhuman trash they want to fuck with me to mocking me for being ugly
They anticipate the answer but they try to mocking me.
 
I tell them I'd rather not talk about it, if they keep insisting I tell them I got out of a bad breakup recently and they stop asking
 
Being in my 30s people just assume Ive had sex before. Even my sisters say I must be seeing prostitutes even though I never have.
 
You have to lie. Way too much hate for virgins/incels in the media rn. You don't need them making fun of you behind your back either.
 
One time I worked with a teenage foid who was hypersexual. One of the first questions she asked me was "have you lost your v card?" and i lied and pretended I was a sexhaver. She then looked at me and somehow it seemed as if she knew i was lying. My ugliness was like Pinocchio's nose; It was proof that i was lying.
 
One time I worked with a teenage foid who was hypersexual. One of the first questions she asked me was "have you lost your v card?" and i lied and pretended I was a sexhaver. She then looked at me and somehow it seemed as if she knew i was lying. My ugliness was like Pinocchio's nose; It was proof that i was lying.


When a foid looks at you that way or says anything with doubt, just tell her that you're really good in bed and that you can show her sometime.

You have 1% chance that it works or she avoids contacting you altogether.

Win/win
 
Most people know I'm a virgin just by looking at me. It's quite obvious no girl would ever fuck someone as hideous and short as I am. The Hunchback's fucking brother of notre dame.

I don't get that question asked to me anymore but I did when I was younger. Only ever by family though at family gatherings and I think they never truly cared. I think it was just to jab at me or trying to get information out of me. Like my Grandma who likes Grandkids and always has a story about one of her grandkids and always used to ask when I would give her a Grandkid knowing full well I don't fucking have anybody that wants to date me. Or an Aunt that got old and just loves to tell stories about all the sex she used to have when she was young and hot. And then she keeps asking you more sexual questions so she can just use it to talk about herself. I have plenty of similar stupid female family members that pull shit like that. And they don't just ask you privately. They like to ask you in a loud voice and in front of everybody so all the family knows how much of a loser you are.

>Do you have a girlfriend yet, Anon?
no gramma...
>What was that?
i dont gramma..
>You'll have to speak up you know my hearing is bad these days...
NO GRANDMA I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET!

Then everybody looks around the room at me. All exchanging smirks at each other as I die inside.
 
When a foid looks at you that way or says anything with doubt, just tell her that you're really good in bed and that you can show her sometime.

You have 1% chance that it works or she avoids contacting you altogether.

Win/win
I messaged her on IG and told her I wanted to fuck her and she said "whooaa now lol i got a bf"
 
I messaged her on IG and told her I wanted to fuck her and she said "whooaa now lol i got a bf"


Did she ask about your virginity in person or online?
 
I just say I'm a virgin.
 
Did she ask about your virginity in person or online?
In person. This foid was super sexual. All she ever talked about was fucking her past bfs and making sexual jokes.
 
I start arguing about the blckpill.
 

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