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Cope WHat do you need to ascend?

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I need a chin
6 inches of height
Blue eyes
A hair transplant
and need to gymmaxx

I think i could escape inceldome. Thoughts boyos?? Man I wish leg lengthening was safe
I could ascend really hard
But most surgeries r really risky and

Life disturbing

What do you boyos need to ascend?
 
I need to go next
 
8 inches of height and a lobotomy
 
Personality transplant
idk why people think building a personality is bad

I've unironically maintained a 3 months discord relationship by being anon and catfishing lol. Personality is a joke, Just be normal and talkative and try to understand the other persons' perspective and you already have a personality
 
You're setting your sights on pajeetas, most of the guys here lack proper lower third
 
An attractive face
 
You're setting your sights on pajeetas, most of the guys here lack proper lower third
No I'm not?? My goal is a White stacy lol. Pajeeta, Yeah I don't know about that. I can't pull a single one because I'm incel.
 
A normal brain and few inches in height
 
A normal brain and few inches in height
The brain part is quiet literally naturally fixable. tbh it would get fixed the moment you get taller and hang out more
 
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To be taller and neurotypical to socially fit in
 
To have a better face, more muscles and to have real hobbies and to be cured from depression
 
Why a Lobotomy bruh?
I'm scared of interactions wiht attractive female strangers, I always feel like my actions are being scrutinized and I suddenly become hyper aware of things like my posture and facial expressions
 
Every part of my body need transplants
 
To have lived all the social milestones I never got to experience in my childhood and teenage
 
I'm scared of interactions wiht attractive female strangers, I always feel like my actions are being scrutinized and I suddenly become hyper aware of things like my posture and facial expressions
That's cuz you're ugly and short.

Tbh, Once you become attractive and a bit taller, After hanging out one or 2 times you'll actually feel normal and better. You're being anxious over nothing tbrh
 
To have a better face, more muscles and to have real hobbies and to be cured from depression
You already tall? Mirin.
Depression is cureable long term just be busy and just eat healthy and not overthink.

You could still get real hobbies being an incel though. Like, Unironically.
 
Damn.
My Eye area is decent tbh. I just need a Chin and Some zygo bone and gonion fillers. I'll ascend to htn facially with that.
My eye area is almost good.

I just need lower eyelid retraction and my eye area would be pretty good.

My jaw isn't that good but I can hide it with facial hair assuming this minoxidilmaxxing works.

I also have a big forehead so I'm trying to minoxidilmaxx my hairline too
 
That's cuz you're ugly and short.

Tbh, Once you become attractive and a bit taller, After hanging out one or 2 times you'll actually feel normal and better. You're being anxious over nothing tbrh
wdym once I become taller do you think I am 12 jfl? I'm not becoming taller without surgical intervention or frauding.
 
wdym once I become taller do you think I am 12 jfl? I'm not becoming taller without surgical intervention or frauding.
Brother.

Look at the thread. Why I said that. Bruh. Yes ofc after surgery dumbass
 
I need a mirical
 
My eye area is almost good.

I just need lower eyelid retraction and my eye area would be pretty good.

My jaw isn't that good but I can hide it with facial hair assuming this minoxidilmaxxing works.

I also have a big forehead so I'm trying to minoxidilmaxx my hairline too
Mirin unironically. Just a bit of height and you would ascend. With an ltb or mtb
 
Brother.

Look at the thread. Why I said that. Bruh. Yes ofc after surgery dumbass
LL is stupid asf, and by the time something new comes out it will be far too late anyway
Short is just a death sentence for men,.
 
I lack eyes, chin, jaw, hairs (they're totally gone at this point), muscles and posture
 
LL is stupid asf, and by the time something new comes out it will be far too late anyway
Short is just a death sentence for men,.
The thread was about what surgeries do people on here need to ascend. Bro

You need to work on your comprehension skills.
 
I wish LL was only like 5k by a top surgeon
 
6 figures
6 feet
6 inches
Major facial reconstruction surgeries
 
Killing myself and hope I get reincarnation as a Chad
 

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