Serious What do i tell people when they ask me what i do/do i have friends

[edgelordcel]

Title.

 

[anandconda]

Tell Pakistan is number 1

 

[depRAVEd]

This is such a nightmare question. Whenever I got asked this I legit would have no idea what to do. This question is similar to those wired bombs in movies where you have like 1 minute to diffuse it before it explodes and it's revealed that you are some low status loser, unless it wasn't clearly evident by your looks. I think a good strategy for this question is to say that your hobbies include video games and other stuff u do outside (have a few things ready to name off the top of your head). If they pry in and try to go into the details then say that your hobbies outside constantly rotate and shift. As for friends, say that you keep in contact with a few people through message and leave it at that. If they pry in about the details, just keep it vague.

 

[InceldianWarrior]

talk about your most normie interest/hobby

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

Lie, if normies do it then why you not, you need to learn how that hivemind brain works

 

[InceldianWarrior]

This question is similar to those wired bombs in movies where you have like 1 minute to diffuse it before it explodes and it's revealed that you are some low status loser

Yeah, as if it socialising wasn't hard enough already. Super stressful when you NEED to make up something on the spot to appear somewhat normal. 1 minute is optimistic tho, more like 3 seconds.

 

[foidrapist69]

Tell them that you're an artist (in case they ask to see make some shitty abstract stuff but using more interesting/pricey techniques to make it seem serious).

For the one about friends say that you just cut out from the toxic ones. They'd congratulate you and get extra friendly