Deleted member 36666
New Zealand Expeditionary Force
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If [Allah/YHWH/the admin of this simulation] felt generous, was to ask you for 3 things he could fix about you, what would you pick?
Be specific, but not too much, there are no tricks here. Just don’t say that you want to be a JBW-maxxed Chad and be done with that.
Also, say how would your picks improve your living experience, if at all.
My picks would be:
1. Height.
I’m short as fuck and I don’t register by anyone as male. It’s honestly the main reason why I don’t buy all the cuck nonsense: you simply cannot shower yourself into being the adequate height.
Ideally, I’d want to be as tall as it gets without getting into freak/ogre territory, so maybe 6’9? But at this point I really DGAF, 7’4 would be cool too.
2. Dick.
I’m ridiculously tiny (but I don’t find it funny). Just taking a piss reminds me how I really want to kill myself. It’s BAD. If I was normal down under, I’d legitimately have all the confidence and "good personality" that the bluepills love talking about.
3. Money.
Honestly, nothing creative, just give me a bullshit high paying job that all the nepotismmaxxed kids seem to have in marketing and management. Maybe even a big portfolio that can jizz out enough dividends for me to live in a big global city worry-free.
All and all, I’d still be incel, but at least I wouldn’t be mogged by the fakecels here as hard as I am now.
Be specific, but not too much, there are no tricks here. Just don’t say that you want to be a JBW-maxxed Chad and be done with that.
Also, say how would your picks improve your living experience, if at all.
My picks would be:
1. Height.
I’m short as fuck and I don’t register by anyone as male. It’s honestly the main reason why I don’t buy all the cuck nonsense: you simply cannot shower yourself into being the adequate height.
Ideally, I’d want to be as tall as it gets without getting into freak/ogre territory, so maybe 6’9? But at this point I really DGAF, 7’4 would be cool too.
2. Dick.
I’m ridiculously tiny (but I don’t find it funny). Just taking a piss reminds me how I really want to kill myself. It’s BAD. If I was normal down under, I’d legitimately have all the confidence and "good personality" that the bluepills love talking about.
3. Money.
Honestly, nothing creative, just give me a bullshit high paying job that all the nepotismmaxxed kids seem to have in marketing and management. Maybe even a big portfolio that can jizz out enough dividends for me to live in a big global city worry-free.
All and all, I’d still be incel, but at least I wouldn’t be mogged by the fakecels here as hard as I am now.