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What are your most fakecel moments? Lets see if chads.is is the truth
 
Joining this site
 
A girl liked me in 4th grade before my underbite grew bad
 
im not short
sad anime gifs | WiffleGif
 
i dont have one
 
I had a treesome with 2 Stacies in college
 
I saw a girls vagina when I was 4years old
 
Please dont ban me mods, im not serious
 
fuck you, what fucking trash thread

kill yourself
 
I once accidentally groped my mom's tits
 
Probably the few-times I tried to jestermaxx & got a few laughs from foids, though ofc they were probably laughing at me I just didnt know it.
idk nigger

im a near-wizard who collects hot wheels cars
aren't you 24-25?
 
none, absolutely none
 
Probably the few-times I tried to jestermaxx & got a few laughs from foids, though ofc they were probably laughing at me I just didnt know it.
:feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
 
a small minority of girls made eye contact with me in my life and once they got a good look at my face the eye contact stopped
it's how I knew I shouldn't even try because once they see it, it's over
 
Probably the few-times I tried to jestermaxx & got a few laughs from foids, though ofc they were probably laughing at me I just didnt know it.
Absolutely brutal
 
I was a pretty normal kid up until about age 11, used to be pretty extroverted, a bit weird sometimes but nothing that out of the ordinary for a kid
 
Getting random infiltrator foids to follow me here
 
a small minority of girls made eye contact with me in my life and once they got a good look at my face the eye contact stopped
it's how I knew I shouldn't even try because once they see it, it's over
schrodinger's incel
fakecel at 20 meters
incel at 1-5 meters
 
I'm scratching my head trying to remember any JFL.
Maybe that one time during online classes when a foid told me I was quick-witted for answering every question the teacher threw at me. Can't remember anything else.
 
Kissed girl in 4th grade and got suspended :chad:
 
I fucked 50 girls in collenge at once and then the teachers walked in and they joined in too and obama was there and he called me his nigga and gave me a nigga word pass so now I'm in the bahamas fucking girls with epstein
 
I don't think I really have one if I really think about it. Jesus that's brutal :feelswhat:
 
idk nigger

im a near-wizard who collects hot wheels cars
Haha, I also have a massive hot wheels collection. I mostly grew out of them though and am now into fast radio control cars. I have some that have real engines and go 65 miles per hour. All spare parts are available and anything you break can be fixes. Gotta enjoy whatever hobbies we can.
 
I have friends (all males ofc).
 
I am 1.77m and I have good parents.

Everything else I have is truecel trait.
 
Getting banned speedrun thread
 
I fucked over 500 toilets in a month.
 

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