Serious What are some ways to touch or get a hug from a female?

[Total Imbecile]

Was thinking about driving to my local BLM protest and look if there are any people holding up those "free hugs" signs but usually its guys doing it

I am touch starved

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Ask for one. On Twitter they make fun of the guys who ask "Where is my hug?" when someone else get its.

 

[Deleted member 24293]

Impossible to get one as an inkwell

 

[Pengwin]

Pretend it's your birthday.

 

[crestfallencel]

wear dark sunglasses, pretend to be blind/visually impaired, "accidentally" bump into them

 

[YogiBear]

Just be chadlite