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I'm going to register on a dating site this spring. It feels so strange to write some sort of presentation, especially being in my mid 30s. I want to write something that will make foids become attracted to me (i know it sounds blue-pilled) It's all about looks at the end of the day. Chad doesn't have to write some type of text or describe himself on a dating site. He can just upload a pic of himself and he'll get all the pussy in the world.

What should i write? Should i lie about myself and my career? Or just write about my personality and what i want in my life? That i'm looking for love and a relationship? It will looks so autistic. I will set the age filter from 18 to 43. Maybe older, we'll see. I feel like most foids on dating sites aren't even looking for a real long term relationship, they probably just want attention and orbiters. That's my guess anyhow.

Last time i was on a dating site was 15 years ago and all i could remember was that there were a total of maybe 6 foids online in my nearest area/city and i always got ghosted after 3 messages or so. The dating site has grown since then so hopefully more foids to choose from now. I'm looking forward to it, and if i fail to get laid through this dating site i will probably rope.
 
I'm going to register on a dating site this spring. It feels so strange to write some sort of presentation, especially being in my mid 30s.
Speed GIF
 
Dating is cucked, sex slaves are the only truth.
 
If you're hot write you're hot, if you're ltn-mtn just say you're ready to be housewife and do dishes (basically cuckoldary)
 
What should i write? Should i lie about myself and my career? Or just write about my personality and what i want in my life? That i'm looking for love and a relationship?
I don't think that you should entirely lie. Of course, you've going to have to be deceitful to SOME capacity considering how abominable foidlets are—but if you go out of your way to lie and they immediately figure out that what you said wasn't true, you've pretty much killed any chance of getting into a relationship (like there was one to begin with, LMAO). It probably makes you look desperate and foidlets have zero reason to be with a guy that's desperate.

You're better off just being honest about your life so that you drop this entire thing more quickly. There's zero reason to believe femroaches will give you the light of day.
 
Looks > words on your profile
 
Dating is cucked, sex slaves are the only truth.
I'm not rich enough to own sex slaves. I would have to move to the phillipines or something.

You wasted twelve years and you'll waste twelve more.
No way. I will not waste any more years.

If you're hot write you're hot, if you're ltn-mtn just say you're ready to be housewife and do dishes (basically cuckoldary)
That's the faith of every sub 5 male. To be a submissive betabux.

I don't think that you should entirely lie. Of course, you've going to have to be deceitful to SOME capacity considering how abominable foidlets are—but if you go out of your way to lie and they immediately figure out that what you said wasn't true, you've pretty much killed any chance of getting into a relationship (like there was one to begin with, LMAO). It probably makes you look desperate and foidlets have zero reason to be with a guy that's desperate.

You're better off just being honest about your life so that you drop this entire thing more quickly. There's zero reason to believe femroaches will give you the light of day.
I think you're right. I probably shouldn't write that i have a 4.7 inch dick though.

still trying to escape the blackpill
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I will always be blackpilled no matter what but i will still try to escape inceldom anyway.
 
I'm going to register on a dating site this spring. It feels so strange to write some sort of presentation, especially being in my mid 30s. I want to write something that will make foids become attracted to me (i know it sounds blue-pilled) It's all about looks at the end of the day. Chad doesn't have to write some type of text or describe himself on a dating site. He can just upload a pic of himself and he'll get all the pussy in the world.

What should i write? Should i lie about myself and my career? Or just write about my personality and what i want in my life? That i'm looking for love and a relationship? It will looks so autistic. I will set the age filter from 18 to 43. Maybe older, we'll see. I feel like most foids on dating sites aren't even looking for a real long term relationship, they probably just want attention and orbiters. That's my guess anyhow.

Last time i was on a dating site was 15 years ago and all i could remember was that there were a total of maybe 6 foids online in my nearest area/city and i always got ghosted after 3 messages or so. The dating site has grown since then so hopefully more foids to choose from now. I'm looking forward to it, and if i fail to get laid through this dating site i will probably rope.
foids only read it if you're atleast a HTN, otherwise it's not even worth bothering.

But even if you're a HTN or above, your bio doesn't really matter that much.

The only thing I could maybe see work is writing that you're tall, rich and or famous.
 
foids only read it if you're atleast a HTN, otherwise it's not even worth bothering.

But even if you're a HTN or above, your bio doesn't really matter that much.

The only thing I could maybe see work is writing that you're tall, rich and or famous.
So foids don't care about the profile presentation text? No matter how ugly and autistic the foid is? 15 years ago i remember there was a foid on the dating site who wrote in her profile: "if you don't have any text/presentation in your profile don't even bother messaging me" I wonder if she would ignore Chad if he didn't have any presentation text.
 
So foids don't care about the profile presentation text? No matter how ugly and autistic the foid is? 15 years ago i remember there was a foid on the dating site who wrote in her profile: "if you don't have any text/presentation in your profile don't even bother messaging me" I wonder if she would ignore Chad if he didn't have any presentation text.
There are probably some foids who care, but men outnumber foids on every dating app, like 5 to 1 at least.
For the average foid, almost every right swipe is a match and they know that. Almost every dating app shows ONE picture first before the bio. Maybe a part of the bio at the bottom, but the picture is front and center.

So what happens is, 99% of foids will swipe left on all the sub8's and then filter through the matches, some foids look at the bio, others dont care. Most foids are on dating apps for sex anyway.

if you're a sub5 you really have to stand out and write like fucking shakespeare to get a single foid to swipe right on you for your bio alone.
 
Post this gif only and hope for the best:

Queen Joker GIF
 
I only used one for a few days once. It was plenty of fish. A very overweight woman messaged me. I wouldn't want to date an overweight woman, not that she would have wanted me if she met in person anyway due to my autist personality.
 
Just be yourself and put your interests on there!

As long as those interests are norman approved of course

And if you're unattractive no one cares anyway. After years of being on those apps I finally quit
 
Just be yourself and put your interests on there!

As long as those interests are norman approved of course

And if you're unattractive no one cares anyway. After years of being on those apps I finally quit
So dating apps/sites are pretty much summed up in this picture:
Finnish dude
 
I managed to go on a few dates thanks to dating apps; here's what was most effective for me:
I know what I no longer want.
Implies you have some experience. Often said by foids themselves.
I value x, y and z.
Shortcut for "I have these qualities and am looking for them in a partner". 3 items is a good number.
Trying to be original is in itself unoriginal; I'm gonna keep it simple.
Avoids jestermaxxing, and actually is somewhat original.

No matter what, never lie. You're allowed to present things in their best light though.
And most importantly, do keep it simple, clear and brief.

I could give you more specific advice, AMA.
 
There is really nothing you could write to get a woman to like you if your ugly, you can though get attention by writing some nasty stuff about women on your dating profile, a girl might give you a like to chew you out or you'll go viral.
 
Chad face is his bio
 
.is user on dating app bruh it never began
 
Chad face is his bio
True. A good face is more than enough to see how successful a man is. It's speaks alot more than words.
 
if you're a sub5 you really have to stand out and write like fucking shakespeare to get a single foid to swipe right on you for your bio alone.

Pretty much man. I've gotten a few likes for a witty profile, but these fucking apps. The matches never come, because I never find their profiles...

Rigged in womens favour from the off, and men gotta pay to view what scraps they can get. Over as shite.
 
Dating sites are shit but if you really want to I think it's better just to be honest
 
Why do you even bother doing this tho? It only causes more humiliation
I want to try my luck. It was 15 years ago since i was on a dating site, i'm not picky. I'll fuck ugly landwhales if i have no other choice.
 
I'm going to register on a dating site this spring. It feels so strange to write some sort of presentation, especially being in my mid 30s. I want to write something that will make foids become attracted to me (i know it sounds blue-pilled) It's all about looks at the end of the day. Chad doesn't have to write some type of text or describe himself on a dating site. He can just upload a pic of himself and he'll get all the pussy in the world.

What should i write? Should i lie about myself and my career? Or just write about my personality and what i want in my life? That i'm looking for love and a relationship? It will looks so autistic. I will set the age filter from 18 to 43. Maybe older, we'll see. I feel like most foids on dating sites aren't even looking for a real long term relationship, they probably just want attention and orbiters. That's my guess anyhow.

Last time i was on a dating site was 15 years ago and all i could remember was that there were a total of maybe 6 foids online in my nearest area/city and i always got ghosted after 3 messages or so. The dating site has grown since then so hopefully more foids to choose from now. I'm looking forward to it, and if i fail to get laid through this dating site i will probably rope.
Women dont love the real you.They love the fantasy version of you they created in their minds.
 
I'm going to register on a dating site this spring. It feels so strange to write some sort of presentation, especially being in my mid 30s. I want to write something that will make foids become attracted to me (i know it sounds blue-pilled) It's all about looks at the end of the day. Chad doesn't have to write some type of text or describe himself on a dating site. He can just upload a pic of himself and he'll get all the pussy in the world.

What should i write? Should i lie about myself and my career? Or just write about my personality and what i want in my life? That i'm looking for love and a relationship? It will looks so autistic. I will set the age filter from 18 to 43. Maybe older, we'll see. I feel like most foids on dating sites aren't even looking for a real long term relationship, they probably just want attention and orbiters. That's my guess anyhow.

Last time i was on a dating site was 15 years ago and all i could remember was that there were a total of maybe 6 foids online in my nearest area/city and i always got ghosted after 3 messages or so. The dating site has grown since then so hopefully more foids to choose from now. I'm looking forward to it, and if i fail to get laid through this dating site i will probably rope.
Nigga…get the fuck off those sites
 
I want to try my luck. It was 15 years ago since i was on a dating site, i'm not picky. I'll fuck ugly landwhales if i have no other choice.
Good luck I guess, but what makes you think that it's different than 15 years ago? It's even more worse now
 
Good luck I guess, but what makes you think that it's different than 15 years ago? It's even more worse now
I know. I own property now though, and i have a job. So i might be able to betabux a landwhale. After all those years of inceldom iam sort of desperate.
 
I know. I own property now though, and i have a job. So i might be able to betabux a landwhale. After all those years of inceldom iam sort of desperate.
Don't even consider betabuxxing. It's literally cucking yourself and you'll feel even more suicidal. Just fuck an escort if it's legal where you live.

Rather than this find new copes or try every cope left on the planet. NEVER betabuxx.
 
Don't even consider betabuxxing. It's literally cucking yourself and you'll feel even more suicidal. Just fuck an escort if it's legal where you live.

Rather than this find new copes or try every cope left on the planet. NEVER betabuxx.
A relationship in your 30s automatically becomes betabuxxing. Love can only be unconditional in your teen years? Am i right?
 
A relationship in your 30s automatically becomes betabuxxing. Love can only be unconditional in your teen years? Am i right?
Love doesn't exist. Even teen love is just raw attraction and carnal desires. Every normie who marries a woman is a cuck as they always end up getting betabuxxing anyway due to the foid not being able to get aroused by her non-chad husband.
 
Love doesn't exist. Even teen love is just raw attraction and carnal desires. Every normie who marries a woman is a cuck as they always end up getting betabuxxing anyway due to the foid not being able to get aroused by her non-chad husband.
I think you're right. If you're in love with someone you're actually just in love with their face and body, not their personality. I personally never want to get married because it costs alot of money, and you can get divorce raped. 50% of marriages ends up in divorce in my country. 21561 divorces in 2025.
 
I think you're right. If you're in love with someone you're actually just in love with their face and body, not their personality. I personally never want to get married because it costs alot of money, and you can get divorce raped. 50% of marriages ends up in divorce in my country. 21561 divorces in 2025.
Yep exactly. This is why marriage doesn't work.
 
Yep exactly. This is why marriage doesn't work.
Do you think some couples marry because of status? Just like some couples have kids because of status? Their friends, relatives or neighbour have kids and marry so they want to feel as special as them. They don't want to feel inferior so they marry and have kids?
 
Put it on your profile " Registered sex offender" I'm pretty sure most foids will find it amusing, cause it shows them, that you have experience
 
Put it on your profile " Registered sex offender" I'm pretty sure most foids will find it amusing, cause it shows them, that you have experience
Should i also have an incel-related lingo screen name? Like Sub5Lanklet, oldcel, dickcel or something like that?
 
Should i also have an incel-related lingo screen name? Like Sub5Lanklet, oldcel, dickcel or something like that?
Nah that's pushing it a lil bit tbh
 
Do you think some couples marry because of status?
They just do it cuz they want to fit in. And even if the man loves her, the foid still cheats/ends up divorcing because foids aren't monogamous in nature. Brutality.
Just like some couples have kids because of status? Their friends, relatives or neighbour have kids and marry so they want to feel as special as them.
Part of the reason definitely, but mostly foids agree to get married cuz they want to fulfill their need for attention from everyone they ever knew, attentionwhoreism
They don't want to feel inferior so they marry and have kids?
Yes
 
foids aren't monogamous in nature. Brutality.
I think you're right. Not even neanderthal foids were.

Female Neanderthals probably experienced mate choice, affection, provisioning, and alloparenting (help from relatives and group members), much like women in traditional foraging societies. Sexual activity may have started in adolescence, with emotional and physical intimacy playing roles alongside reproduction. There is no direct evidence for "monogamy in nature" as an absolute rule—mating systems in hominins were ecologically flexible.


In short: Neanderthal women were likely mostly pair-bonded in practice due to the demands of raising demanding offspring in a tough environment, but the species as a whole showed signs of mild polygyny or promiscuity potential, more so than later modern humans. We can't observe behavior directly, so this is reconstructed from bones, genes, and comparisons to living primates and hunter-gatherers. New ancient DNA or fossils could refine the picture further.
 

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