SuicideFuel Went to a strip club for my 21st birthday

[TheProphetMuscle]

I wanted to see naked females in person. I also paid a bunch for a lap dance. I’ve never been more aroused by anything, it was heavenly. And I know sex way better. It made sad because I’ll probably never get to experience that, and Chad gets it on a daily basis. I tried an escort once but it fucking sucked plus it’s risky. It’s so fucking over

 

[Michael15651]

Happy 21st Birthday, TheProphetMuscle.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

A strip club sounds like a bad combination of blue balls with suifuel tbh. There is one very close to where I live, yet I've never went there, seems like it would depress me even more.

 

[Insomniac]

blue balls

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Happy 21st Birthday, TheProphetMuscle.

I remember when I was younger thinking I was gonna be so successful and getting so much pussy by the time I turned 21 lol

 

[Incline]

I remember when I was younger thinking I was gonna be so successful and getting so much pussy by the time I turned 21 lol

Im 22, I thought my life will be sorted by now.
3 more years and I rope.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

A strip club sounds like a bad combination of blue balls with suifuel tbh. There is one very close to where I live, yet I've never went there, seems like it would depress me even more.

I’d stay away from it. It’s like taking a big smell of a delicious pie you’ll never get to have

 

[FlamingCel]

I'm too high inhib for strip club. Over for me tbh ngl.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Im 22, I thought my life will be sorted by now.
3 more years and I rope.

I’m definitely gonna rope by the time I turn 30 if I’m still a virgin

 

[Deleted member 4760]

shouldve escotceled instead

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

shouldve escotceled instead

Did u read the full post?

 

[BrettyBoy]

Happy birthday, man. It’s over.

 

[Joelossus]

I'm too high inhib for strip club. Over for me tbh ngl.

 

[Detro]

I don't understand strip clubs.
What's the point of getting sexually agitated in a place where you're not allowed to touch women?
Strip clubs are for cuckolds.

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Happy birthday, man. It’s over.

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

I’m definitely gonna rope by the time I turn 30 when I’m still a virgin

Fixed,

 

[Justdone]

49 guests! @TheProphetMuscle they have taken interest to you.

 

[Wonder]

I'd rather kill myself than pay for a prostitute/stripper/therapist.

 

[Mephisto]

Happy birthday. Strip clubs are nothing but suicide fuel, stay away from them.
If i want to see half naked women that i can never possess i just gotta walk around the city on a warm summer day.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Pussy is so overpriced.
I wouldnt be happy tbh.

 

[Cffcel]

I don't understand strip clubs.
What's the point of getting sexually agitated in a place where you're not allowed to touch women?
Strip clubs are for cuckolds.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

shouldve escotceled instead

 

[this is hell]

I don't understand strip clubs.
What's the point of getting sexually agitated in a place where you're not allowed to touch women?
Strip clubs are for cuckolds.

Many strip clubs are actually brothels.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

I'm too high inhib for strip club. Over for me tbh ngl.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Fixed,

 

[Damo the incel]

Pussy is so overpriced.
I wouldnt be happy tbh.

Would you eat out a pussy for free

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Would you eat out a pussy for free

Pretty sure he's the one who wants to be eaten/dominated by a foid

 

[Damo the incel]

Pretty sure he's the one who wants to be eaten/dominated by a foid

@Parrtlord as well

 

[2340922]

Happy 21st Birthday, TheProphetMuscle.

I'm too high inhib for strip club. Over for me tbh ngl.

I would be emberessed to go

 

[RealTFL]

Don't try to lying to ourself

 

[RopeIsMyLove]

Strip clubs and hookers are stark reminder of what you will never have.
it's like going window-shoping as a hobo to a most expensive shop you know.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Paying for IRL porn is weird to me.

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

I remember when I was younger thinking I was gonna be so successful and getting so much pussy by the time I turned 21 lol

How's it working out for you bro

 

[Tallcel]

I don't understand strip clubs.
What's the point of getting sexually agitated in a place where you're not allowed to touch women?
Strip clubs are for cuckolds.

VIP man VIP

 

[slaaneshcel]

Throwing money at whores that wont fuck you makes you no better than those fags on twitch.

 

[Tallcel]

Throwing money at whores that wont fuck you makes you no better than those fags on twitch.

Just chat her up, compliment her and practice getting comfortable talking to women. That's what they are there for. My first strip club cost way too much but it was an experience of a lifetime, A lot of curvy thick Latina strippers. I had a lap dance from a short stack. $30 well spent. Place was BYOB so I didn't need to pay too much to get loosened up,

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Happy 21st Birthday, TheProphetMuscle.

shouldve escotceled instead

 

[CrookedOzCel]

Just chat her up, compliment her and practice getting comfortable talking to women. That's what they are there for. My first strip club cost way too much but it was an experience of a lifetime, A lot of curvy thick Latina strippers. I had a lap dance from a short stack. $30 well spent. Place was BYOB so I didn't need to pay too much to get loosened up,

 

[Deleted member 17752]

Happy 21st man, can you buy me some vodka from the store?

 

[Tallcel]

I grabbed her ass and tits. Massaged her thighs. Kissing and pussy grabs were off limits. She did stick it right in my face though. Like a half inch away. Closest thing to sex I've experienced. You need to find the shady ones, but watch out for gettting scammed.

Many strip clubs are actually brothels.

Yep. Low key. I'm surprised the one I went to was legal.

 

[Braincel14w]

A private dance with a hot stripper can be better than sex with a hooker. I love being seduced and being rubbed and teased by a hot foid for 30-60 minutes. The first one I had she made me cum in my pants. When you're with an escort you have a condom on and can barely feel anything unless you're very lucky and they're tight. Escorts are cheaper though at least.

 

[Tallcel]

Many strip clubs are actually brothels.

Just watch Sopranos. There are many privileges allotted "special" customers in a back room.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

A strip club sounds like a bad combination of blue balls with suifuel tbh.

Not only that but a waste of money, and only normies and boomer dads go there it seems.

 

[Tallcel]

Not only that but a waste of money, and only normies and boomer dads go there it seems.

I paid $50 for dinner and a movie with a online date and couldn't even put my arm around her. Fuck that. I'd rather go to a place with girls that are like gymnast fit and make a living off looking smokin' hot. They will make you feel like chad if you have money.

 

[LastGerman]

I also paid a bunch for a lap dance.

You paid for something that females should do for free?

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I paid $50 for dinner and a movie with a online date and couldn't even put my arm around her.

TBH you sound like a cuck right now. You should have only payed for yourself, also if she won't let you put your arm around her then IT'S OVER

 

[Tallcel]

If you do go to a strip club bring $1s and $10s and leave your debit or credit card at home. Learned the hard way.

TBH you sound like a cuck right now. You should have only payed for yourself, also if she won't let you put your arm around her then IT'S OVER

She did let me but didn't want a return date.

 

[LastGerman]

We as men have to stop giving females money for just being some slutty females. I do not get any money because I am a man.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Cucks pay thousands of dollar to get a fake sexual experience for a day while chad gets the genuine experience daily free of charge.

Looks are priceless

 

[Deleted member 17599]

You're literally paying the foids for being whores. Don't be a cuck bro