On Halloween last year, this normie family friend sex addict took me to a strip club for the first time and we were the only ones there and i felt like a faggot in there. Its not like gta, these chicks actually get fully naked. Vaginas do in deed smell. I must have porn induced ED because i didnt get hard i felt super uncomfortable there. Eventually some sub 5 manlet white guy walked in he kinda looked like think before you sleep and he had the look of shame on him. My buddy set me up to get a lap dance and it was the most autistic moment of my life. I didnt know what to do so i had this petite hot Asian female sitting on me and she got mad because i wasnt grabbing her much and we ended up just making awkward eye contact for 2 minutes before she ended it. We ended up basically getting kicked out for not tipping much and this ugly white whore called us broke losers on our way out. Would not recommend. I blew like $75 in the span of 45 minutes and didnt even get hard once.
