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SuicideFuel Went on a """date""", instantly blocked

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I went out with her on Saturday and she had brought her friend

We end up walking along a beach talking for like 4hrs whole time them two are cuddling loads infront of me and mostly just talking to each other like I'm not even fucking there, I'm low inhib and was just shouting random things at random people to make them laugh and throwing myself into lumps of seaweed
Brutal, and futile attempt at jestermaxxing.
 
I did the method where you add every girl on the snapchat quickadd page

I did this for a couple weeks while I was banned from here

I find ONE who is willing to go out with me and lives in a similar area

I'm subhuman facially but I anglemaxx and edit my pics to be human

I went out with her on Saturday and she had brought her friend

We end up walking along a beach talking for like 4hrs whole time them two are cuddling loads infront of me and mostly just talking to each other like I'm not even fucking there, I'm low inhib and was just shouting random things at random people to make them laugh and throwing myself into lumps of seaweed

and we don't know where we are and it's like 10pm by this point

no buses are showing up for some reason and their retarded asses call the fucking police saying we don kno how to get homeeee :feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber:

they then shove the phone in my face and the police start getting pissed for wasting time and ask who called them whos phone is it their date of birth and the two girls are just dead silent and making me speak the whole time

I don't even crashout or anything I keep it together

a bus FINALLY comes like 10m later

I get on first, it's a double Decker and i go to the back at the front, the two girls look at me and then proceed to go upstairs

I get up and follow them upstairs and say "tf?" for not just sitting next to me

and the girl I'm meant to be on a date with is in the arms of her and she looks like she's crying,
then the entire 40m busride to the bus station nothing is said except they whisper a few times to each other

I say goodbye, its pouring down so I go into weatherspoons toilet to text my online friend what happened

I go back on Snapchat

I'm blocked by both of them, AND on tiktok, AND kicked out of both their retarded groupchats

They also didn't even pay the bus driver either they just begged them to let them on and didn't bring a single pound out with them

for context I'm around botton5% facially and 5'1"
the girl was 4'10" and bottom8% facially id say, a chubby subhuman and her friend was 5'6" bottom30% facially and was bragging about how she apparently broke every limb of a guy who wronged her in the past but wouldn't elaborate
I would have left the moment I saw 2 of them. Or hang around for 5 mins then leave
 
Never date if you are subpar in looks. How do oblivious sub5 niggas still believe they have a chance at slaying? All you're doing is increasing trauma in your life. Remain invisible
This.
Participating in humiliation ritual will make us more depressed
 
Why??

In my experience jestering always backfires. I can jester when intoxicated but you just become the village idiot for the night. You can't possibly sustain that energy forever. Just think of high stand up comedians are boring AF in conversations

What was the body language before you started doing that?
This. It sounded okayish until I was hit with the 'I intentionally acted stupid for attention". The only way you could possibly get away with that if you're: insanely good looking, rich, or a combination of the two. Even then, it's not a guaranteed win.
 
I did the method where you add every girl on the snapchat quickadd page

I did this for a couple weeks while I was banned from here

I find ONE who is willing to go out with me and lives in a similar area

I'm subhuman facially but I anglemaxx and edit my pics to be human

I went out with her on Saturday and she had brought her friend

We end up walking along a beach talking for like 4hrs whole time them two are cuddling loads infront of me and mostly just talking to each other like I'm not even fucking there, I'm low inhib and was just shouting random things at random people to make them laugh and throwing myself into lumps of seaweed

and we don't know where we are and it's like 10pm by this point

no buses are showing up for some reason and their retarded asses call the fucking police saying we don kno how to get homeeee :feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber:

they then shove the phone in my face and the police start getting pissed for wasting time and ask who called them whos phone is it their date of birth and the two girls are just dead silent and making me speak the whole time

I don't even crashout or anything I keep it together

a bus FINALLY comes like 10m later

I get on first, it's a double Decker and i go to the back at the front, the two girls look at me and then proceed to go upstairs

I get up and follow them upstairs and say "tf?" for not just sitting next to me

and the girl I'm meant to be on a date with is in the arms of her and she looks like she's crying,
then the entire 40m busride to the bus station nothing is said except they whisper a few times to each other

I say goodbye, its pouring down so I go into weatherspoons toilet to text my online friend what happened

I go back on Snapchat

I'm blocked by both of them, AND on tiktok, AND kicked out of both their retarded groupchats

They also didn't even pay the bus driver either they just begged them to let them on and didn't bring a single pound out with them

for context I'm around botton5% facially and 5'1"
the girl was 4'10" and bottom8% facially id say, a chubby subhuman and her friend was 5'6" bottom30% facially and was bragging about how she apparently broke every limb of a guy who wronged her in the past but wouldn't elaborate
I'm not tring to be mean because these two slits are fucking cunts, but at the same time acting like that had a 99% chance of backfiring on you hard no matter what.

I'm also curious about what the two twats were babbling on about for 4 hours? Was it your typical, inane, foid babble? "OMG Chad went out with Stacy" or "OMG did you see the latest K-drama"? Is so, then I don't blame you for trying to inject some life into the situation. I can't stand male normie sportsball droning, let alone slit yapping so genuine respect for enduring that.

And of course the tapeworms didn't feel the need to pay for anything between the two of them. Even if you normiemaxxed and indulged their stupidity, these two sound like manure so good on you for blocking them.
 
I'm not tring to be mean because these two slits are fucking cunts, but at the same time acting like that had a 99% chance of backfiring on you hard no matter what.

I'm also curious about what the two twats were babbling on about for 4 hours? Was it your typical, inane, foid babble? "OMG Chad went out with Stacy" or "OMG did you see the latest K-drama"? Is so, then I don't blame you for trying to inject some life into the situation. I can't stand male normie sportsball droning, let alone slit yapping so genuine respect for enduring that.

And of course the tapeworms didn't feel the need to pay for anything between the two of them. Even if you normiemaxxed and indulged their stupidity, these two sound like manure so good on you for blocking them.
reread, THEY blocked ME, INSTANTLY

they were mostly chatting to themselves and leaving me out or just genuinely nothing, talking about whats around us, where we are going, what they did today and yesterday, stories from a while ago etc
 
This. It sounded okayish until I was hit with the 'I intentionally acted stupid for attention". The only way you could possibly get away with that if you're: insanely good looking, rich, or a combination of the two. Even then, it's not a guaranteed win.
na

why do you think it's so popular among subhumans

cuz it kinda works

i did make them laugh multiple times and they would've hated me even more if i was just there like a depressed piece of wood
 
I did the method where you add every girl on the snapchat quickadd page

I did this for a couple weeks while I was banned from here

I find ONE who is willing to go out with me and lives in a similar area

I'm subhuman facially but I anglemaxx and edit my pics to be human

I went out with her on Saturday and she had brought her friend

We end up walking along a beach talking for like 4hrs whole time them two are cuddling loads infront of me and mostly just talking to each other like I'm not even fucking there, I'm low inhib and was just shouting random things at random people to make them laugh and throwing myself into lumps of seaweed

and we don't know where we are and it's like 10pm by this point

no buses are showing up for some reason and their retarded asses call the fucking police saying we don kno how to get homeeee :feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber:

they then shove the phone in my face and the police start getting pissed for wasting time and ask who called them whos phone is it their date of birth and the two girls are just dead silent and making me speak the whole time

I don't even crashout or anything I keep it together

a bus FINALLY comes like 10m later

I get on first, it's a double Decker and i go to the back at the front, the two girls look at me and then proceed to go upstairs

I get up and follow them upstairs and say "tf?" for not just sitting next to me

and the girl I'm meant to be on a date with is in the arms of her and she looks like she's crying,
then the entire 40m busride to the bus station nothing is said except they whisper a few times to each other

I say goodbye, its pouring down so I go into weatherspoons toilet to text my online friend what happened

I go back on Snapchat

I'm blocked by both of them, AND on tiktok, AND kicked out of both their retarded groupchats

They also didn't even pay the bus driver either they just begged them to let them on and didn't bring a single pound out with them

for context I'm around botton5% facially and 5'1"
the girl was 4'10" and bottom8% facially id say, a chubby subhuman and her friend was 5'6" bottom30% facially and was bragging about how she apparently broke every limb of a guy who wronged her in the past but wouldn't elaborate
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE TRIED AND GOT MEGA CUCKED AND HUMULIATED :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: why do you still try while being a subhuman brocel?
 
Never date if you are subpar in looks. How do oblivious sub5 niggas still believe they have a chance at slaying? All you're doing is increasing trauma in your life. Remain invisible
 
they gaslight you into a date for a free meal then block or ghost you after . You dont want to realize that woman selecitng Patterns is that cruel and that your personality , or how you are " dosnt Matter .

Most Man are getting used because they dont know that Woman value Looks over Everything , you seem to be one of those .
 
I feel like this forum was invaded by fakecels and failed notmies
 
I did the method where you add every girl on the snapchat quickadd page

I did this for a couple weeks while I was banned from here

I find ONE who is willing to go out with me and lives in a similar area

I'm subhuman facially but I anglemaxx and edit my pics to be human

I went out with her on Saturday and she had brought her friend

We end up walking along a beach talking for like 4hrs whole time them two are cuddling loads infront of me and mostly just talking to each other like I'm not even fucking there, I'm low inhib and was just shouting random things at random people to make them laugh and throwing myself into lumps of seaweed

and we don't know where we are and it's like 10pm by this point

no buses are showing up for some reason and their retarded asses call the fucking police saying we don kno how to get homeeee :feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber:

they then shove the phone in my face and the police start getting pissed for wasting time and ask who called them whos phone is it their date of birth and the two girls are just dead silent and making me speak the whole time

I don't even crashout or anything I keep it together

a bus FINALLY comes like 10m later

I get on first, it's a double Decker and i go to the back at the front, the two girls look at me and then proceed to go upstairs

I get up and follow them upstairs and say "tf?" for not just sitting next to me

and the girl I'm meant to be on a date with is in the arms of her and she looks like she's crying,
then the entire 40m busride to the bus station nothing is said except they whisper a few times to each other

I say goodbye, its pouring down so I go into weatherspoons toilet to text my online friend what happened

I go back on Snapchat

I'm blocked by both of them, AND on tiktok, AND kicked out of both their retarded groupchats

They also didn't even pay the bus driver either they just begged them to let them on and didn't bring a single pound out with them

for context I'm around botton5% facially and 5'1"
the girl was 4'10" and bottom8% facially id say, a chubby subhuman and her friend was 5'6" bottom30% facially and was bragging about how she apparently broke every limb of a guy who wronged her in the past but wouldn't elaborate
She was crying because she thought you were a total nutcase. Anyway I don't know how to socialize with foids either, but man what was that all about? You basically acted like a total weirdo. The only excuse would be if you were a chad, but you're not. On your next “date” try your hardest not to act the way you did
 
I'm low inhib and was just shouting random things at random people to make them laugh and throwing myself into lumps of seaweed
That's the moment i realized this post was a joke/larp.
 
why is eveyone calling this guy a fakecel? if you wouldnt fuck a landwhale or a 75 year old shrivelled dusty pussy grandma youre also a fakecel, not very involuntary of you is it? these hypocritical and unwritten rules to be an incel are straight up retarded sometimes :feelstastyman:
 
why is eveyone calling this guy a fakecel? if you wouldnt fuck a landwhale or a 75 year old shrivelled dusty pussy grandma youre also a fakecel, not very involuntary of you is it? these hypocritical and unwritten rules to be an incel are straight up retarded sometimes :feelstastyman:
Because many on this forum have an obsession with appearing like the biggest truecel by saying "fakecel" and "mogs me" at every possible opportunity.
 
Because many on this forum have an obsession with appearing like the biggest truecel by saying "fakecel" and "mogs me" at every possible opportunity.
why tho? why is that even something to aspire for? arent we all atleast not too retarded to actually want to be the biggest incel out of everyone, not exactly an honourable achievement
 
Brutal
There is no escape from Inceldom
 
why tho? why is that even something to aspire for? arent we all atleast not too retarded to actually want to be the biggest incel out of everyone, not exactly an honourable achievement
shut up GrAYtard fakecel infiltrator
 
why tho? why is that even something to aspire for? arent we all atleast not too retarded to actually want to be the biggest incel out of everyone, not exactly an honourable achievement
 

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