NSFW Well, I got some colon issues

[MaldireMan0077]

Heads up itll be a bit on the gross side.

Yesterday as I typed this was my 26 brithday and geuss what I got for my birthday. A birthday probing. No I didnt acsend. What happend is I went to the doctor over what was origonally kidney concerns but turns out my kidneys are fine. Whats not fine was my colon.

Whem I brought up to the doctor that I had blood when I wipped my ass she thought I had hemorrhoids so I had tl lay down as they shoved this probe thong so they can see the rectum. Unfortunately I dont have hemmeroids and the bleeding is actually getting worst. Thing is thats weird is I only see the blood on the paper, not the shit. Hint number 2 of whats going on is I get sharp pains usually 2-7 hours before I shit it out. Blood is bright red. Only on the TP and is getting slowly worst. On the other hand, slight chronic fatigue, no vommiting or sickness. I do have upper GI bloating but no evidence of upper GI bleeding. I seem to have little to no ability to digest FODMAPS as if I consume enough tomators or water melon shit will look like red pellets.

I do seem to have slightly rapid dehydration as my lips are still dry despite drinking like 9 large glasses of water per day.

And were that sharp pain happens maps to were the colin goes but its most common in beteween the upper groin and belly botton were I feel such sharp pain.

Any med-cels with advice, Ill apreciate it, thanks. As I got a doctors order for gestro specialist.

 

[VλREN]

Actually brutal

 

[VλREN]

Is this going to happen to me if keep doing my max Payne dives?

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Actually brutal

If theres sharp pain then I at least know it isnt colin cancer if I am correct. Also Im kinda too youjg to be in that categorie of cancer but I could be really unlucky. Im 50/50 between crohns and diverticular disease.

 

[VλREN]

If theres sharp pain then I at least know it isnt colin cancer if I am correct. Also Im kinda too youjg to be in that categorie of cancer but I could be really unlucky. Im 50/50 between crohns and diverticular disease.

Well they say colon cancer is on the rise among young people because of all the slop

The most advanced time in human history allegedly

 

[Itsoverm8]

Brutal!

 

[Lifeless]

I used to think my colon issues were bad

brutal mang, this shit sounds terrifying

 

[Faust]

Actually brutal

 

[friedrllyudidntknow]

btw are you fat broski, or are you sitting most of the day? That might be making it worse.
This is just a shot in the dark so I was just wondering

 

[Emba]

Is this going to happen to me if keep doing my max Payne dives?

Only if you land on yer belly

 

[Emba]

Use more Cayenne pepper to fix yer internal blood leakages bro.

Avoid high Glycophosphate foods like wheat and most other grains.

Eat more yogurt. Greek is best.

Eat more greens. Eat more salt to retain water.

Avoid "sharp" foods, like dry spices, burnt meats, undercooked beans...

Try a five day water fast to give yer guts some rest. (difficult, but worth the initial discomfort)

 

[psyop]

Reduce your cortisol, it’s inflaming your intestines. Diet is cope when it comes to this illness. You could be in remission eating goyslop everyday and you could be dying with the worst pain whilst eating healthy

 

[hatepilledandrich]

Heads up itll be a bit on the gross side.

Yesterday as I typed this was my 26 brithday and geuss what I got for my birthday. A birthday probing. No I didnt acsend. What happend is I went to the doctor over what was origonally kidney concerns but turns out my kidneys are fine. Whats not fine was my colon.

Whem I brought up to the doctor that I had blood when I wipped my ass she thought I had hemorrhoids so I had tl lay down as they shoved this probe thong so they can see the rectum. Unfortunately I dont have hemmeroids and the bleeding is actually getting worst. Thing is thats weird is I only see the blood on the paper, not the shit. Hint number 2 of whats going on is I get sharp pains usually 2-7 hours before I shit it out. Blood is bright red. Only on the TP and is getting slowly worst. On the other hand, slight chronic fatigue, no vommiting or sickness. I do have upper GI bloating but no evidence of upper GI bleeding. I seem to have little to no ability to digest FODMAPS as if I consume enough tomators or water melon shit will look like red pellets.

I do seem to have slightly rapid dehydration as my lips are still dry despite drinking like 9 large glasses of water per day.

And were that sharp pain happens maps to were the colin goes but its most common in beteween the upper groin and belly botton were I feel such sharp pain.

Any med-cels with advice, Ill apreciate it, thanks. As I got a doctors order for gestro specialist.

How does your poop look like?

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Brutal!

 

[psyop]

Any med-cels with advice, Ill apreciate it, thanks.

You need a camera in your rectum. It’s the only way to see how bad the damage is

 

[TooSomething]

Use more Cayenne pepper to fix yer internal blood leakages bro.

Avoid high Glycophosphate foods like wheat and most other grains.

Eat more yogurt. Greek is best.

Eat more greens. Eat more salt to retain water.

Avoid "sharp" foods, like dry spices, burnt meats, undercooked beans...

Try a five day water fast to give yer guts some rest. (difficult, but worth the initial discomfort)

Pretty sound advice. The water fast is a must for healing, that is IF you have eaten properly the days and weeks before.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

How does your poop look like?

Suprisingly normal unpess I eat red meat or food like tomatoes (in high enough quantities) or watermelon, then Ill get a red particles that dont look like shit. Diced tomatoes I know its that because it still retains the same exact shape.

If I avoid red food and especially red meat shit looks normal but I still have that sharp pain and the blood on TP.

 

[Animecel2D]

Brutal as fuck

Hope it isn’t anything too serious

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Brutal as fuck

Hope it isn’t anything too serious

I dont have any other symptoms beside some slight chronic fatigue but that could be from blood loss.

 

[Emba]

Pretty sound advice. The water fast is a must for healing, that is IF you have eaten properly the days and weeks before.

Yeah, its not all that easy otherwise

 

[TooSomething]

Yeah, its not all that easy otherwise

I am currently in one due to inflammation of my right elbow. I can already feel how it's getting better.
At least that seems to work. We will see tomorrow.

 

[Emba]

I am currently in one due to inflammation of my right elbow. I can already feel how it's getting better.
At least that seems to work. We will see tomorrow.

See you tomorrow

 

[TooSomething]

See you tomorrow

Of course. Good night sweet prince.

 

[deleted fren]

Brutal as fuck

Hope it isn’t anything too serious

 

[Morphine]

Reduce your cortisol, it’s inflaming your intestines. Diet is cope when it comes to this illness. You could be in remission eating goyslop everyday and you could be dying with the worst pain whilst eating healthy

Looksmaxx .org tier take

Reduce your cortisol, it’s inflaming your intestines.

Cortisol alone isn't even powerful enough to cause such a damage. A dietary fault has to exist in tandem.

Diet is cope when it comes to this illness.

If your dietary intake is balanced and has sufficient fiber intake, it literally foolproofs your digestive system from malfunctioning, no matter how big the stress.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Looksmaxx .org tier take


Cortisol alone isn't even powerful enough to cause such a damage. A dietary fault has to exist in tandem.


If your dietary intake is balanced and has sufficient fiber intake, it literally foolproofs your digestive system from malfunctioning, no matter how big the stress.

I dont even know what cortisol is.

 

[Knajjd]

diverticular disease

 

[Hoppipolla]

You could try going on a very simple diet for a bit and see if it helps.

Could deffo be gut flora also. Or possibly parasites but that's less likely other than the really tiny ones. Maybe an antibacterial/anthelmintic of some kind. Humaworm? Earth Clinic (the website) may have some ideas.

Or some good probiotics.

I'm not sure what else it could be as that covers bacteria, parasites and autoimmune reactions to food. Those seem to be the most likely culprits I'd think?

But yes definitely go to the doctors and specialists!

 

[Emba]

Of course. Good night sweat prince.

Gn

 

[ButaneSnake99]

You need... organic friit fiber like grapefruit. Lots of grapefruit