Have to take that shit off every single time I need to fap. Have to put it back on to leave my room. Wish I fucking lived alone.
Leave it on while u fap and grow a fungi culture with ur semen as the media
u will be a father
u will be a father
Just don’t wear any theory
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger. How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth? You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan. I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults. Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. You nigger. You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation. You are the Baltimore of South America. Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Imagine wearing clothes lmfao
wear boxers, my entire ballsack and dick fits out the main hole in the front
I only wear underwear when wearing work trousers or jeans.
All other times I break out the jogging bottoms. Comfy and no need for underwear. Ideal for fap sessions if you need a quick cover up.
ps- ever thought about getting a doorstop, room lock.
All other times I break out the jogging bottoms. Comfy and no need for underwear. Ideal for fap sessions if you need a quick cover up.
ps- ever thought about getting a doorstop, room lock.
you can say the same about pants
Don't wear any then.
I hate underwear
I'm naked rn
I’m taking a shit so I’m naked as well
yeah boxers are great. I just pull my dick out and have the waistband rest beneath my balls and end up cumming in to my hand or whatever. jacking off while wearing boxers will make you sweat a bit but as long as you wash them regularly and wash your hands it works out
I only wear underwear when i'm outside
Jfl at wearing underwear in your home
Jfl at wearing underwear in your home
I fap with my underwear on.
always cum into kleenex instead of hand tho
I fap without underwear
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