wearing sunglasses is a TRUCEL TRAIT. CHAD DOESN'T NEED SUNGLASSES

[Skelly]

just saw an ad for luxury sunglasses and i couldnt stop thinking about how much of a TRUCEL you have to be to buy this shit. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PROMINENT BROW RIDGE AND DEEP SET EYES TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE SUN. Only boneless subhumans would EVER consider buying sunglasses. To make things worse this shit was like $400. Imagine being so retarded you spend all that money on sunglasses instead of orbital surgery so you wouldn't even need sunglasses JFL.

"m-m-muh status" NO. NO STATUS FOR SUB FIVES. just fucking lol if you think that a subhumaru can have any status. All that does is signal that you are bluepilled, lowIQ AND boneless

 

[Feeshtu]

Well, I don’t have any sunglasses.

But, I always have my hood up over my head.
Even on a sunny day.

I’d wear a mask too, but masks have been known to cause health issues if worn all the time.

 

[Runt171]

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I don't wear sunglasses

 

[glizzymcguire]

Stopped wearing them because they made me look even more autistic

 

[mxrkk21]

Stopped wearing them because they made me look even more autistic

Based spergcel

 

[thisgoodlife]

Yes but you can oglemax with them on.

 

[Skelly]

Yes but you can oglemax with them on.

NO

 

[sub5chud]

just saw an ad for luxury sunglasses and i couldnt stop thinking about how much of a TRUCEL you have to be to buy this shit. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PROMINENT BROW RIDGE AND DEEP SET EYES TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE SUN. Only boneless subhumans would EVER consider buying sunglasses. To make things worse this shit was like $400. Imagine being so retarded you spend all that money on sunglasses instead of orbital surgery so you wouldn't even need sunglasses JFL.

"m-m-muh status" NO. NO STATUS FOR SUB FIVES. just fucking lol if you think that a subhumaru can have any status. All that does is signal that you are bluepilled, lowIQ AND boneless

not true lots of chads wear aviators

 

[Skelly]

not true lots of chads wear aviators

Chad doesnt need sunglasses but he doesnt anyways to stautsmogg

what i meant by the last part is that if you're sub5 there is no statusboost

 

[CosmicInjustice]

You just admitted to being outside enough during the day to warrant buying sunglasses. That’s pretty normie to me.

 

[glizzymcguire]

Yes but you can oglemax with them on.

I don't wanna be a creep on top of being a weirdo

Haha guys get it??

 

[Skelly]

You just admitted to being outside enough during the day to warrant buying sunglasses. That’s pretty normie to me.

DO NOT QUESTION MY TRUECELDOM. I AM THE TRUEST TRUECEL TO EVER TRUCEL ON THIS SITE.

 

[weaselbomber]

DO NOT QUESTION MY TRUECELDOM. I AM THE TRUEST TRUECEL TO EVER TRUCEL ON THIS SITE.

@Truest truecel well?

 

[Animecel2D]

never worn sunglasses in my life

 

[Paladin]

never worn sunglasses in my life

 

[God's Lonely Man]

I wear glasses with transitional lenses in them.
I can't see shit with sunglasses on due to poor eyesight.
ovER for astigmatismcels.

 

[ForcedMarriageNow]

Even chad needs sunglasses sometimes, either when the sun is low or while surrounded by reflective surfaces such as water or snow. Before tinted lenses were a thing people used to wear those stupid glasses with the solid bars where the lens would be to avoid snow blindness.

I wear glasses with transitional lenses in them.
I can't see shit with sunglasses on due to poor eyesight.
ovER for astigmatismcels.

There's always the trucel option of wearing some cheap disposable sunglasses under your regular glasses like you would after dialysis.

 

[D. B. Gooner]

It's true. They also cover up the most important part of your face looks-wise so most people cope by wearing them to look better. Now that I know that people with sunglasses seem kind of goofy to me. I never liked them personally even if my under eye support is nonexistent.