If any demographic group is worthy of reparations, it is us, incels. We deserve it, we are entitled to it. Not only for the past transgressions committed against us, but also for the current and everyday circumstances and events that we all suffer.
This reparation fund would be called the Incel Reparation Fund (IRF) and would become a mandatory tax imposed as a requirement for UN membership, in order to force countries to dole out the money. It would be a monthly payment scheme based on cost of living in each country, so that we could have free rent/utilities/food/essentials, plus a standard $500 to $1000 USD a month to spend as we see fit, as well as one free voucher to visit a brothel/hooker (or a strip club lap dance or a massage if prostitution is not legal in that country). Exempting incels from taxation on the reparation funds received would also be necessary.
I think that is pretty reasonable, and it would not cost too much, generally speaking. It could easily be funded by taxing normies more, such as taxing anyone who is married a standard amount, taxing richfags and businesses more, and putting an extra sales/admission tax on activities normies love, such as going to the bar or the club, etc.
Of course we would need to have all applicants to be vetted for certainty that no normies or volcels get reparations, so all applicants would need to be inspected with old pictures of them to certify they were always incel, plus a current looks rating examination.
I think this could work really well and even though it will likely never happen, it truly is what we need.
This reparation fund would be called the Incel Reparation Fund (IRF) and would become a mandatory tax imposed as a requirement for UN membership, in order to force countries to dole out the money. It would be a monthly payment scheme based on cost of living in each country, so that we could have free rent/utilities/food/essentials, plus a standard $500 to $1000 USD a month to spend as we see fit, as well as one free voucher to visit a brothel/hooker (or a strip club lap dance or a massage if prostitution is not legal in that country). Exempting incels from taxation on the reparation funds received would also be necessary.
I think that is pretty reasonable, and it would not cost too much, generally speaking. It could easily be funded by taxing normies more, such as taxing anyone who is married a standard amount, taxing richfags and businesses more, and putting an extra sales/admission tax on activities normies love, such as going to the bar or the club, etc.
Of course we would need to have all applicants to be vetted for certainty that no normies or volcels get reparations, so all applicants would need to be inspected with old pictures of them to certify they were always incel, plus a current looks rating examination.
I think this could work really well and even though it will likely never happen, it truly is what we need.
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