We need land for Incelistan!

[GreenBull]

I request all my incel brothers from around the world to urge or demand land for us Incels. It sucks to stay around normies amd being bullied and self-shamed all the time. Our country will have incels and incels only. No femoids,no gays,no cucks,no chads. Non incels cannot even land on our lands for any purpose and our internet protocol won't allow us to be linked with rest of the world. After a generation of incels is about to end, new incels from around the world will be granted access to incelistan. And hey NO ISLAM or any other religion, no sympathy for any of them either.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Cool short story science fiction.

 

[GreenBull]

Cool short story science fiction.

Will you make a movie on it? Cast me as lead.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Will you make a movie on it? Cast me as lead.

Once i get a trillion dollar budget to purchase papua new guinea with.

 

[GreenBull]

Once i get a trillion dollar budget to purchase papua new guinea with.

You can buy much cheaper lands in islands of India and Indonesia.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

You can buy much cheaper lands in islands of India and Indonesia.

Papua new guinea tho

 

[GreenBull]

Papua new guinea tho

But people already live there. It'll be hard and expensive to get people out of that place.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

But people already live there. It'll be hard and expensive to get people out of that place.

We'll live underground or on trees with houses on top and maybe even turn the place into cloud city.

 

[GreenBull]

We'll live underground or on trees with houses on top and maybe even turn the place into cloud city.

Bad idea. There are cheap islands in Indonesia without a single human.

 

[th62eathhts2]

Bad idea. There are cheap islands in Indonesia without a single human.

2 birds with 1 stone.. instead of roping we will all be wiped away in a hurricane.

 

[GreenBull]

2 birds with 1 stone.. instead of roping we will all be wiped away in a hurricane.

That's one more advantage you've pointed out there.

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

I always wanted to build and live in a Hobbit house. Maybe we could build our own Shire? Pic related was built by a woman in Oregon.

 

[GreenBull]

I always wanted to build and live in a Hobbit house. Maybe we could build our own Shire? Pic related was built by a woman in Oregon.

If we have our own land we can make anything we want. I bet Incelistan will be the fastest developing country with no corruption and disloyalty towards the country.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Western Sahara! It's south of Morroco and disputed by it with Mauritania but it's a no-man's land except a few bedouins.

 

[GreenBull]

Western Sahara! It's south of Morroco and disputed by it with Mauritania but it's a no-man's land except a few bedouins.

We can buy that. Heard of large scale corruption in Africa.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

We can buy that. Heard of large scale corruption in Africa.

I think €10B might be sufficient. With the help of banks, backed by the land, and by immediately starting to sell land plots at 10x the wholesale price at which we bought it while still a nice introductory price for early buyers we could attract infrastructure builders etc, create our own central bank (please none of that Bitcoin crap, we need sovereignty over our currency like any other country) and we're all set.

 

[GreenBull]

I think €10B might be sufficient. With the help of banks, backed by the land, and by immediately starting to sell land plots at 10x the wholesale price at which we bought it while still a nice introductory price for early buyers we could attract infrastructure builders etc, create our own central bank (please none of that Bitcoin crap, we need sovereignty over our currency like any other country) and we're all set.

Sounds like incel heaven.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Sounds like incel heaven.

I expect lots of infighting before it even materialises though. First, there's the ubiquitous anti-degeneracy vs degeneracy crowd, then there might be anti-capitalists who want lots of gov intervention vs those who are for the free market and low taxes.
Id find it interesting to have 2 incelistans, one for capitalists and one for communists and let the best system win.

 

[GreenBull]

I expect lots of infighting before it even materialises though. First, there's the ubiquitous anti-degeneracy vs degeneracy crowd, then there might be anti-capitalists who want lots of gov intervention vs those who are for the free market and low taxes.
Id find it interesting to have 2 incelistans, one for capitalists and one for communists and let the best system win.

I think both the groups should contest now. That group which gets money first gets to have a bigger say in Incelistan.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I think both the groups should contest now. That group which gets money first gets to have a bigger say in Incelistan.

I don't have a group yet but here is what I want in my idea of Incelistan:

- Incelistan Central Bank, free floating currency against world currencies
- Private banks
- Free Market Capitalism
- Only tax is VAT, no income/property/capital gains/excise duty/stamp duty/interest and other pest taxes
- VAT would initially be set at 10%, might fluctuate a bit to find the optimal government income or to control for bubbles/economic busts
- A capitals gains tax on property sales would only kick in if there is market overheating such as to avoid property bubbles, the money earned this way would be saved separately from the gov budget and can be used in case a property bust does still occur
(Shall be considered a property bubble any price doubling within a period of 2 years)
- No minimum wage, market requirements dictate wages and everyone is ultimately free not to accept undignifying conditions
- Investing USD 1m from foreign currency (FDI) buys you a permanent citizenship (founders and early joiners exempt)
- No welfare, no exceptions. Sweden already exists for that, just go there if you can't afford to stay in Incelistan
- Private ownership of public transport, mail services etc
- Highways tollfree and gov constructed
- Airport is a private concession
- Sea port private concession
- Airlines are private, maybe one gov airline for prestige if gov revenue allows or profitable on its own virtue
- Energy from private sector, will grow together with the rest of the economy's needs
- Should target to be a net energy exporter (enough solar power available in that region)
- Prostitution allowed, pimping also allowed under the condition of providing the real estate and hygiene facilities at reasonable rates
- Freedom of religion, monitoring of religious practice
- Drugs allowed, it's your life and health, go to Sweden if you destroy yourself beyond the point of no return though
- Private healthcare, no government subsidies

The above rules should be written into the constitution

Equity should be raised from early adopting incels and from private investors who believe in Incelistan's success for personal gain through a public IPO on a listed exchange. 20% equity, and hopefully 80% from a bank loan.
Land area is 266 000 km². € 10,000,000,000 / 266,000 = €37,953/Km², less than what a hectare of agricultural land in my country costs so probably more will be asked by Morocco and Mauritania to sell it to us but we'll bargain hard.
Early cashflow would be generated to satisfy monthly bank instalments from early land plot sales at 10x the wholesale price of purchase of the whole terrirory for agricultural or industrial land, 100x - 1000x for urban construction. (it's still way cheaper than in most Euro cities)

 

[Allblueeeee]

Let's take Israel.

 

[GreenBull]

I don't have a group yet but here is what I want in my idea of Incelistan:

- Incelistan Central Bank, free floating currency against world currencies
- Private banks
- Free Market Capitalism
- Only tax is VAT, no income/property/capital gains/excise duty/stamp duty/interest and other pest taxes
- VAT would initially be set at 10%, might fluctuate a bit to find the optimal government income or to control for bubbles/economic busts
- A capitals gains tax on property sales would only kick in if there is market overheating such as to avoid property bubbles, the money earned this way would be saved separately from the gov budget and can be used in case a property bust does still occur
(Shall be considered a property bubble any price doubling within a period of 2 years)
- No minimum wage, market requirements dictate wages and everyone is ultimately free not to accept undignifying conditions
- Investing USD 1m from foreign currency (FDI) buys you a permanent citizenship (founders and early joiners exempt)
- No welfare, no exceptions. Sweden already exists for that, just go there if you can't afford to stay in Incelistan
- Private ownership of public transport, mail services etc
- Highways tollfree and gov constructed
- Airport is a private concession
- Sea port private concession
- Airlines are private, maybe one gov airline for prestige if gov revenue allows or profitable on its own virtue
- Energy from private sector, will grow together with the rest of the economy's needs
- Should target to be a net energy exporter (enough solar power available in that region)
- Prostitution allowed, pimping also allowed under the condition of providing the real estate and hygiene facilities at reasonable rates
- Freedom of religion, monitoring of religious practice
- Drugs allowed, it's your life and health, go to Sweden if you destroy yourself beyond the point of no return though
- Private healthcare, no government subsidies

The above rules should be written into the constitution

Equity should be raised from early adopting incels and from private investors who believe in Incelistan's success for personal gain through a public IPO on a listed exchange. 20% equity, and hopefully 80% from a bank loan.
Land area is 266 000 km². € 10,000,000,000 / 266,000 = €37,953/Km², less than what a hectare of agricultural land in my country costs so probably more will be asked by Morocco and Mauritania to sell it to us but we'll bargain hard.
Early cashflow would be generated to satisfy monthly bank instalments from early land plot sales at 10x the wholesale price of purchase of the whole terrirory for agricultural or industrial land, 100x - 1000x for urban construction. (it's still way cheaper than in most Euro cities)

I have some objections.
1.No foids and no gays are going to be allowed in Incelistan. So, no prostitution.
2.No existence of any religion. People may be free to practice any religion but will have no rights to popularise it or force others to change their religion. Also no sympathy for any religious country. I'm making this rule only because of how brainwashed Muslims are and how sympathetic they get when something happens in a Muslim country but find it fine when Muslims kill non-Muslims.
3. There'll be no currency system in markets. People will have to deal by exchanging stuffs directly. This exchange will take place directly between a producer and a consumer, no moderators allowed. This will ensure minimal cheating with customers and maximal justified prices for hard working labours and farmers.
However currency system will be there for imports and exports and other business sectors where things cannot be exchanged. There'll be a single bank and only those people will be able to have access to bank accounts who have served for at least 6 months in Army.
4. One-party system. I'm from India and I know exactly how bad multi party systems are. That way politicians will target on individuals and not a community. This will give rise to better and cleaner politics and honest politicians.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I have some objections.
1.No foids and no gays are going to be allowed in Incelistan. So, no prostitution.
2.No existence of any religion. People may be free to practice any religion but will have no rights to popularise it or force others to change their religion. Also no sympathy for any religious country. I'm making this rule only because of how brainwashed Muslims are and how sympathetic they get when something happens in a Muslim country but find it fine when Muslims kill non-Muslims.
3. There'll be no currency system in markets. People will have to deal by exchanging stuffs directly. This exchange will take place directly between a producer and a consumer, no moderators allowed. This will ensure minimal cheating with customers and maximal justified prices for hard working labours and farmers.
However currency system will be there for imports and exports and other business sectors where things cannot be exchanged. There'll be a single bank and only those people will be able to have access to bank accounts who have served for at least 6 months in Army.
4. One-party system. I'm from India and I know exactly how bad multi party systems are. That way politicians will target on individuals and not a community. This will give rise to better and cleaner politics and honest politicians.

1. Wait what? Incelistan is a giant sausage fest? Then I'm out kek. (can I have mares at least?)
2. I can live with that
3. I see nothing wrong with currency, barter trade is too primitive, bulky and inconvenient. Is a fridge worth 2 car doors? is an airplane worth 100 cars? Nah man, keep it simple.
4. Indeed I forgot to mention that

 

[GreenBull]

1. Wait what? Incelistan is a giant sausage fest? Then I'm out kek. (can I have mares at least?)
2. I can live with that
3. I see nothing wrong with currency, barter trade is too primitive, bulky and inconvenient. Is a fridge worth 2 car doors? is an airplane worth 100 cars? Nah man, keep it simple.
4. Indeed I forgot to mention that

1. Sex toys. They can be our biggest exports too.
3. Alright, barter trade will be limited to grocery stores and supermarkets because ordinary people and farmers get cheated the most because of mediators. Currency system will be available for rest of everything.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

1. Sex toys. They can be our biggest exports too.
3. Alright, barter trade will be limited to grocery stores and supermarkets because ordinary people and farmers get cheated the most because of mediators. Currency system will be available for rest of everything.

1. giant cope, no need for an incelistan even if sex toys already make you happy. I need sex with a real pussy.
3. in a real free market farmers don't get cheated, there is lots of regulation, European subsidies and other things that disturb the market leading to skewed price setting. It has nothing to do with the existence of money which is just a store of value and a way to quantify value (the reason why it was invented in the first place)

 

[GreenBull]

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1. giant cope, no need for an incelistan even if sex toys already make you happy. I need sex with a real pussy.
3. in a real free market farmers don't get cheated, there is lots of regulation, European subsidies and other things that disturb the market leading to skewed price setting. It has nothing to do with the existence of money which is just a store of value and a way to quantify value (the reason why it was invented in the first place)

1. But how is it Incelistan when there are foods, you'll be no longer be even an incel.
2. What about buyers? Don't they have to pay sky high prices?

 

[FeminismsCancer]

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1. But how is it Incelistan when there are foods, you'll be no longer be even an incel.
2. What about buyers? Don't they have to pay sky high prices?

1. What?
2. What? Prices are a function of demand and supply which is why no government intervention can have as efficient a price mechanism. Look we agreed that there could be 2 Incelistans, one capitalist, one communist and I believe you are more suited to the communist one as being against money or wanting the gov to set prices is one of the pillars of that economic model.

 

[GreenBull]

1. What?
2. What? Prices are a function of demand and supply which is why no government intervention can have as efficient a price mechanism. Look we agreed that there could be 2 Incelistans, one capitalist, one communist and I believe you are more suited to the communist one as being against money or wanting the gov to set prices is one of the pillars of that economic model.

1. LOL . I meant foids. When you engage in sex, you no longer practice inceldom.
2. Yeah let's go on a hunt for money. Whoever gets money first, gets to have larger say in Incelistan.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

1. LOL . I meant foids. When you engage in sex, you no longer practice inceldom.
2. Yeah let's go on a hunt for money. Whoever gets money first, gets to have larger say in Incelistan.

1. Ah well the idea is to cure our inceldom and ascend, not LDAR on steroids, the Incelistan name is mostly humour but might not be the actual given name if it materialised
2. Good luck convincing bankers and investors to create a moneyless system where profit is taboo.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

I think I’ll stick to Ireland. Tell ya what, I’ll strike a deal. If I ever seize control of the Irish government, I’ll donate a large patch to you guys, free of charge.

 

[GreenBull]

1. Ah well the idea is to cure our inceldom and ascend, not LDAR on steroids, the Incelistan name is mostly humour but might not be the actual given name if it materialised
2. Good luck convincing bankers and investors to create a moneyless system where profit is taboo.

You win. It's fucking over for me. I'll stay in my room and rope myself in 3-5 yrs probs.

 

[GreenBull]

I think I’ll stick to Ireland. Tell ya what, I’ll strike a deal. If I ever seize control of the Irish government, I’ll donate a large patch to you guys, free of charge.

All the women I've ever known are crazy for Irish men. How are you still an incel? But anyways, thanks for your offer bro. Contact me when you come to power.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

You win. It's fucking over for me. I'll stay in my room and rope myself in 3-5 yrs probs.

No man, join my idea of incelistan and you'll become rich because early adopters get in cheap, can resell some of their stake at much higher prices later and cash in (since I plan this to be listed on an international exchange)
You will get a large plot of land too like every other early investor.

 

[GreenBull]

No man, join my idea of incelistan and you'll become rich because early adopters get in cheap, can resell some of their stake at much higher prices later and cash in (since I plan this to be listed on an international exchange)
You will get a large plot of land too like every other early investor.

I hope I'm alive by the fructification of the project. If I am,I will join bro.

 

[Americanpsycho]

there is a disputed area between sudan and egypt which no country claims.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I hope I'm alive by the fructification of the project. If I am,I will join bro.

I'm surprised @ProudIncelistani hasn't joined TT yet.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

there is a disputed area between sudan and egypt which no country claims.

Isn't that Puntland or something? What's the land area? That region is highly volatile with AQMI, daesh and Boko Haram though.

 

[GreenBull]

I'm surprised @ProudIncelistani hasn't joined TT yet.

Me too. I'm sure he wants to be a prominent leader in Incelistan.

 

[GreenBull]

there is a disputed area between sudan and egypt which no country claims.

There's a ghost town in Cyprus too. We can buy that if they agree.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

There's a ghost town in Cyprus too. We can buy that if they agree.

Link? I'm only interested if it's large enough for a full blown country.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

All the women I've ever known are crazy for Irish men. How are you still an incel? But anyways, thanks for your offer bro. Contact me when you come to power.

That’s because I don’t look like the stereotype. People, on first glance, think I’m Italian rather than Irish. No shaggy red beard for me.

 

[Americanpsycho]

Link? I'm only interested if it's large enough for a full blown country.

Its Famagusta.

 

[Americanpsycho]

Isn't that Puntland or something? What's the land area? That region is highly volatile with AQMI, daesh and Boko Haram though.

Puntland is in Somalia.

>geographicel

 

[bkdreamkb]

Yesss

 

[ProudIncelistani]

I AM HERE! INCELISTAN ZINDABAD!

 

[ProudIncelistani]

THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE UNDER INCELISTANI RULE!

 

[ProudIncelistani]

I'm surprised @ProudIncelistani hasn't joined TT yet.

I was at school kek.

 

[ProudIncelistani]

WHO'S READY TO GIVE THEIR QURBANI FOR INCELISTAN?!

 

[FeminismsCancer]

WHO'S READY TO GIVE THEIR QURBANI FOR INCELISTAN?!

I think their paise would be more useful than their qurbani to purchase the land kek.

 

[ProudIncelistani]

I think their paise would be more useful than their qurbani to purchase the land kek.

Kek

Why give mutual benefit to the normies when you can send them to the other world in just one bullet?