RageFuel Wasted tinder subscription on nothing

[Facial Asymmetry]

I opened up tinder and saw the silhouette of what looked like a hot blonde on tinder gold top left corner. Ofcourse I couldn't access her because I ran out of swipes.

So I decide to exploit the bug where you log out then log back in to reorder the swipe queue and I see who I think is her: 3km away. IG verified, doing some flexible yoga move. I frantically grab my iTunes card to buy tinder plus so I can swipe right on her.

My plan was to lure her into the dark then try to make a move on her using my fake profile The dark so she can't see I'm a fraud. I buy tinder plus and swipe her. NO MATCH!!!!

I swipe more and match some angle frauded fattie. I've wasted 12 dollars on some fatty I'm so enraged right now

 

[blackcel]

K

 

[StormlitAqua]

I remember you posted your pic. You mog 80% of this forum, minimum. If you can't get tinder to work, none of us will.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

this is how tinder makes profit, exploiting lonely men.

also lol @ falling for that shit dude cmon...

 

[Cuck-Damage]

Tinder autists, the premium shitheads of the incel community

 

[Facial Asymmetry]

I remember you posted your pic. You mog 80% of this forum, minimum. If you can't get tinder to work, none of us will.

My facial asymmetry gives it an "off" vibe so on tinder I get nothing using my real pics. Plus what men rate=doesn't equal what slim pretty women find appealing

Instead I use a guy who looks like me but more normal. Then I smother him with IG filters so that when I show up instead, she cannot tell that I'm not the same person

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Just don't even fund these apps by giving them money. I guess you learned your lesson

 

[Evildoer]

Instead I use a guy who looks like me but more normal. Then I smother him with IG filters so that when I show up instead, she cannot tell that I'm not the same person

That's hell of a plan, tbh. And so, does it work?

 

[JustNotBeingChad]

or you could have waited 24 hrs.
No roaastie deserves tinder plus

 

[Facial Asymmetry]

That's hell of a plan, tbh. And so, does it work?

Yes. But you gotta wear the fake muscle shirt and flexfit cap.

 

[Evildoer]

Yes. But you gotta wear the fake muscle shirt and flexfit cap.

How would you fuck her then? Not taking off your shirt, nor letting her touch you.

 

[Facial Asymmetry]

How would you fuck her then? Not taking off your shirt, nor letting her touch you.

I'll drop you a pm