Story Wasn't invited to sign the toilet's happy birthday card

[Old Ironsides]

apparently there was a cumskin toilet's birthday today. ofc everybody in my entire section signed the card and not one normie, chad, stacy, or becky offered me it to sign.
and at the end of the duty day I was forced to suffer the cuckoldry of awkwardly standing there while they sing happy birthday and gift her the card




it's over, blood.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Ic

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Don’t sign that shit

 

[Michael15651]

Cut your finger and sign it with blood

 

[LeFrenchCel]

That's a legitimate reason to CHOose a revenge path bro

 

[Swagpilled]

why would you be invited to the birthday of someone you don't know?

 

[Old Ironsides]

why would you be invited to the birthday of someone you don't know?

it was at work, blood.





it's over

 

[Swagpilled]

it was at work, blood.





it's over

but you probably never talked to her, or any of the workers that signed the card for that matter

 

[Old Ironsides]

but you probably never talked to her, or any of the workers that signed the card for that matter

I've only talked to the cumskin for official work matters. tried to joke around with the toilet but she didn't find my humor funny, blood.




over