Was your Weird Uncle, actually just a long time incel?

[Bedford Stye]

We all have that one uncle. As a boy, he's a special relative. You spend more time with him. Maybe playing golf. Or maybe he lets you drive on a back road when you're 14.

As you enter your twenties, you understand that being single wasn't his lifestyle choice.

By the time you hit 30, you realize that he has faced the same uphill battle you did.

And that you never heard the guy complain.

The only option he had was landwhale.

If that.

Damn did he suffer.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

My uncle is 6 7” has a lot of money and is married with 2 sons. My other uncle is 5 4” and been bringing really hot foids in their 20s over and banging them for as long as i can remember. Unfortunately I didn’t get the good height or face from either of them

 

[Bedford Stye]

I don’t have a weird uncle, they all have kids and families. I’m that weird uncle, or at least will be considered in the future.

It's too bad that only by aging, we actually see that the uncle was a damn good guy all around

 

[Deleted member 3129]

my maternal uncle tried to kill himself because he was an inkwell, he later married a fat long-term unemployed woman. jfl

 

[Deleted member 36910]

I’m that weird uncle, or at least will be considered in the future.

 

[EpsteinTruther41]

mine was a skinny 6'1 guy that had a becky gf when he was 17 (or when I was 6) alcohol currently has turned him into a skinnyfat slumped degenerate with a new becky gf from college. I will be no one's uncle due to being an only child

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Ive had uncles i thought were a little off but none of them were weird as in = incel

;iterally everyone in my whole family and extended family all have had gfs or bfs or married and divorced With kids. Im the only loser out of all people thats never hd a gf

 

[Bedford Stye]

mine was a skinny 6'1 guy that had a becky gf when he was 17 (or when I was 6) alcohol currently has turned him into a skinnyfat slumped degenerate with a new becky gf from college. I will be no one's uncle due to being an only child

Wow.

So his height keep's him from inceldom?

Thing is, he's not blackpilled. He thinks you can get a date by Manning up.

 

[lukesxber]

can't relate. my uncle was and still is a foid fucker

 

[radishman]

Have two nephews. Niggers about to learn I'm THAT uncle.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Have two nephews. Niggers about to learn I'm THAT uncle.

Basically, young or old, nobody who can get a date believes anybody else can't get a date.

 

[Deleted member 40252]

My weird uncle was certainty an incel

 

[EpsteinTruther41]

So his height keep's him from inceldom?

That and JBW probably, he's from the white side of my family

 

[aznlosercel]

all of my blood related uncles are straight up incel. one is married with a kid but i'm 99% sure his parents paid someone off because his wife is like 20 years younger than him and he's got a mental disability and can't even talk normally. he's also never had a relationship before then and she popped up out of the blue one day

 

[faded]

We all have that one uncle. As a boy, he's a special relative. You spend more time with him. Maybe playing golf. Or maybe he lets you drive on a back road when you're 14.

As you enter your twenties, you understand that being single wasn't his lifestyle choice.

By the time you hit 30, you realize that he has faced the same uphill battle you did.

And that you never heard the guy complain.

The only option he had was landwhale.

If that.

Damn did he suffer.

Mine settled and married a landwhale and now my female cousin started fucking at 12 or 13 while I was rotting

 

[Bedford Stye]

all of my blood related uncles are straight up incel. one is married with a kid but i'm 99% sure his parents paid someone off because his wife is like 20 years younger than him and he's got a mental disability and can't even talk normally. he's also never had a relationship before then and she popped up out of the blue one day

ngl. That IS odd indeed.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Mine settled and married a landwhale and now my female cousin started fucking at 12 or 13 while I was rotting

Think about it. If the whale is 200 pounds, then by the time she's preggo she's 280.

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

my maternal uncle tried to kill himself because he was an inkwell, he later married a fat long-term unemployed woman. jfl

well at least he ascended

 

[faded]

Think about it. If the whale is 200 pounds, then by the time she's preggo she's 280.

She was at least 300

 

[faded]

well at least he ascended

JFL you call that ascension I would rather rope than fuck a landwhale

 

[Deleted member 3129]

JFL you call that ascension I would rather rope than fuck a landwhale

 

[andinocel]

I'm that weird uncle

 

[Tjaldur]

This is deep.

 

[mistersinister]

I am one

 

[Bedford Stye]

The jesterization comes later

 

[tacotown2142]

My uncles on my dad's side are guys who lucked out due to being born in a better era. If they were born today they'd almost certainly be incels.