was there and why ?
No
why would i brag nigger
Yes, when I was 5 we had a folk dancing class at school. I was partnered with a little girl, then after a bit we all swapped partners, then after a bit we all swapped back. She smiled and said "goodie!"
This was 33 years ago and I still remember it.
My absolute peak. JFL. What else can you do but laugh.
This was 33 years ago and I still remember it.
My absolute peak. JFL. What else can you do but laugh.
I dont know much about dating but how can someone be almost your girlfriend?
nope
I used to make out with my cousin when we were toddlers. I don't know how much that counts
Does imaginary ones count?
(They all turned me down too):
(They all turned me down too):
Nigga you think that's weird? My cousin tried to rope in my sister in this bullshit.
same jfl
I guess it's in my inbred genes
i'm not judging you dude
not even close unless you count nursery school where i kissed a foid on the cheek
You will judge me when I'll brag about how I used to kiss her while holding her in my lap, like this
(I was 6 or 7 btw so mods gtfo)
I like how you say all this as if it’s supposed to be a good thing
Just shitskin things I guess
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A few foids apparently had a crush on me in elementary school. I was normie-tier until puberty started at like 12. They have treated me like a gross parasite ever since
I never said it was a good thing. Infact its quite pathetic that that was my peak experience. 20 more years and nothing to show for it.
Plus its not like I did it by choice, she was the one "experimenting". Annd not like we fucked or anything. Just held each other tight and kissed profusely
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We wouldn’t be here if we did
no, i am khhv
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No i have never made a succesful transition between flirting and asking a girl out
I see. I think I would legitimately kill myself If my cousin was my first kiss
You should sue her or something, she molested you and you were fresh out of diapers on top of that jfl that’s fucking repulsive. Are you going to let her get away with that scott free just because she’s a foid? You need to get revenge. Vile cunt should be rotting in a cell as we speak
this happens to me alot , girls that are like 8/10s and my autistic behavoir turns them off and my none existing personalitygf? dont know. but in college there was this big tittied (which is rare for a noodle) noodle foid roommate who obviously was very into me. i turned her off with my giga autismo, though. she listened to my autistic sperging for like 2 hours on a couch sitting and chatting with me. after that i think she lost interest
i wasnt particularly attracted to her ngl. she had some ugly glasses and her face is average imo and she seemed to be older than me. but i wouldnt refuse to fuck her if she made more advancements. if i made a push i'd probably lose my virginity back then. and as i said, her boobs were really big which were ultra rare for noodle so its a pity i never got to squeeze them.
A true sigma incel male doesn't give a shit about competition. He knows it's over for him and would rather fend for himself than anybody. Amen to this
Yeah the thing is she's younger than me. And I enjoyed it so I can't complain much. Tho it ruined me for later in life.I see. I think I would legitimately kill myself If my cousin was my first kiss
You should sue her or something, she molested you and you were fresh out of diapers on top of that jfl that’s fucking repulsive. Are you going to let her get away with that scott free just because she’s a foid? You need to get revenge. Vile cunt should be rotting in a cell as we speak
Preschool.
What the fuck is wrong with your family
Nothing. It was something that was not supposes to happen. She was always the bossy alpha type. We kept it hidden until everyone found out.What the fuck is wrong with your family
No bro, I think there’s something wrong there. I remember some other questionable stuff too
Like what? Besides this one thing my family is pretty run of the mill.
Ngl I can’t recall them but I remember you made some threads about your mom maby
Only had one say that im funny, no "almost" anything
Oh that thing. No it wasn't a thread. My mom beat me up hard, that's literally it. Like I've been hit by all kinds of things, pair of scissors, metal rods, wooden rods, wooden sticks, all kind of kitchen utensils, my own toys, idk what else.
But i don't think I've revealed all that on this forum yet.
Its a great deal. Buy one childhood trauma and get stunted emotional growth and lifelong social inhibition for freeJust a lil childhood trauma and physical and sexual abuse... no biggie
Never even began for Gutscels, it was over for you from the start and you have literally the only foids in your life to blame for it
View: https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw
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NEVER EVEN CLOSE. I've never been within 1 foot to even touch a woman on her shoulder
Not even in kindergarten or grade school?
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No, and it’s been years since I last spoke to a woman around my age
yeah kinda, I was supposed to go on a speed date with some girl back in 8th grade but time and scheduling f*cked that up
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I've literally never lived in the same state as any of my extended family. Growing up my closest cousins were like a 12 hour drive away so I was never really close to any of them. Can't even remember the last time any of my cousins spoke to me TBH.
Resident chad here.
I have to admit, it's quite hard to get a gf as a chad but if I remeber correctly, the closest I got was when I had 4 fwb at the same time
I have to admit, it's quite hard to get a gf as a chad but if I remeber correctly, the closest I got was when I had 4 fwb at the same time
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i hope imaginary ones count, closest we would get at this point
I held hands with a f*male in my dream once. Still think about what could've happened if I didn't wake up from it.
yes, two times you could say
Now i remember why i dont like this forum...
as a fellow autist, you should understand the struggle, even if you aren't incel tier looks.
Now i remember why i dont like this forum...
and jfl at including the nigga that fucked his cousin at 6
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