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I'm a 72-year-old woman and I like to date men in their 20s and 30s
Kelly Howard is a 72-year-old woman has revealed she began getting plenty of advances from younger man after joining a cougar dating app. She joined the app Cougar Life when she moved to New Jersey.
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Absolutely over for the boyos coping that one day, one day, the women that rejected them will come crawling on their knees begging to make them their betabuxxes. We're never going to win, foids are never going to stop fucking Chads that mog us all across the entire length of the equator, there's never going to be a happy ending for us.
Jfl. She got inspired by an octogeneranian granny doing this and fucking young Chads, this shit just gets worse with each sentence lmao.when she watched a documentary about a woman in her eighties dating younger men, a preference that Howard shares, it sparked something in her
"If this woman could get company, why can't I?" thought Howard, whose real name Insider agreed to change for privacy reasons.
Jfl, I don't remember the last time my grandma has driven to visit us, meanwhile this woman drove for over an hour just to meet a Chad half her age so he could fuck her. I'd also be interested in what made the careermaxxed doctor with "piercing blue eyes" so irresistible to her that she couldn't resist breaking her rule and sleeping with him on the first date. I'm sure it's a mystery that will be hard to solve.Fast forward five years, and each week Howard said she receives messages from 10 to 20 men, mostly in their 30s and 40s, featuring anything from a heart emoji, a comment on her beautiful smile, or blunt messages like: "Do you have any fetishes?"
A few months back, Howard drove for an hour and a half to meet a younger guy who worked in the medical field. They had an instant connection and booked a hotel room. "We spent the night together and that was it just like, 'oh my god,'" she said of the sweet, attentive guy with piercing blue eyes — while quickly adding that she doesn't usually sleep with men on the first date.
Of course not.She may sound more like Carrie Bradshaw than your average 72-year-old, but Howard is not the only older person enjoying dating apps as much as someone half her age.
Of course they are.A Bumble spokesperson told Insider that a survey of 1,134 US adults by the dating app in March showed that 71% of Baby Boomer respondents, aged 59 to 77, were open to using dating apps to meet someone this year.
Jfl. And those are boomers who lived their whole lives without this. Funny how quickly so many of them become tech savvy when it comes to stuff like this. Imagine what the figures will be for the zoomer whores using this once they'll be this age as well, the genie is out of the bottle and there's no coming back, all females will forever have infinite options.Isabella Mise, senior director of communications at Cougar Life, said that older people are embracing modern online dating, with 15% of female users on their app aged 50 plus.
Well, at least she's fucking honest here. Freely admitting it was his money and good looks that caught his eye. Jfl at the guy though, imagine being a moneymaxxed, young Chad, and being reduced to spending years simping for a woman old enough to be your grandmother, who also sleeps around with other young men all the while.Her longest-running fling is with a financial advisor in his late 20s who lives in Vancouver. He's a five-hour flight away, so the pair have never met, but have been talking for five years.
His profile claiming he's a "generous lover — and not generous in a financial way," caught her eye. Along with photos showing how "unbelievably handsome" he was. "This isn't real," she recalled thinking, and put him through various "tests" to prove he was — having him write his name on his shoulder and hold up an orange balloon in video calls.
Yeah, yeah. Sure. That's why she prefers being fucked by young Chads that don't need viagra to get it up anymore, because they are more feminist than men her age. Sure.Howard prefers to date younger men because they were brought up differently to men her age, she said. The older men come with baggage: they think they know everything and have to be the ones in charge, she said.
An old boyfriend from high school still messages her, she said. He's been married two or three times since then, but still says he wants to be with her. "This is devotion," she said, but added that he's a stereotypical "macho" guy who is stuck in his ways and can't move out of the last century. "Younger men don't have that attitude," she said. "It's very refreshing that they think of you as pretty much an equal."
And I don't even know what to say on that old boyfriend of hers, holy shit. Imagine having such a high SMV, being so wanted, that not only can you freely sleep around with people young enough to be your grandchildren, but your former partners are still calling you and hoping to get together with you even after 50 years and a few marriages behind them, holy shit.
I hope, I hope so fucking hard boyos that this chick is at least some elderly Stacy or something, because if this is what an average 72-year-old can live like, then I'm just completely speechless.