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Angry_runt
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Sometimes (but very rarely) foids I don't know will ask me to do things for them. I always did it, not because I hoped simping would get me anything but because I'd just make it awkward and sperg out in some way that would make me wish I'd done what they asked. Later I'd go over in my head how I should have reacted but by then it's too late.
Until half an hour ago! A gym stacy asked me to hand her a dumbbell and I looked at her and said "What am I, your butler?" and it came out perfect. I didn't have to lick my lips or swallow spit, my voice didn't squeak and was just the right volume and pitch and intonation and I looked at her like half a second and then ignored her completely after. It's like I practiced saying it... well I kinda did but not out loud.
When I started lifting I had higher hopes and I'd never have guessed this would the high point of 15 years of going to the gym but holy shit did it feel good.
S I M P![FeelsLightsaber :feelsLightsaber: :feelsLightsaber:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
N O![FeelsLightsaber :feelsLightsaber: :feelsLightsaber:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
L O N G E R![FeelsLightsaber :feelsLightsaber: :feelsLightsaber:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Until half an hour ago! A gym stacy asked me to hand her a dumbbell and I looked at her and said "What am I, your butler?" and it came out perfect. I didn't have to lick my lips or swallow spit, my voice didn't squeak and was just the right volume and pitch and intonation and I looked at her like half a second and then ignored her completely after. It's like I practiced saying it... well I kinda did but not out loud.
When I started lifting I had higher hopes and I'd never have guessed this would the high point of 15 years of going to the gym but holy shit did it feel good.
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