Cyclist-cels, sports-cels or even just Euro-cels:
Marco: 5'7", 124 lbs., Italian winner of '98 Tour de France and '98 Giro D'Italia.
Best climber of all time who still holds the record for fastest ever ascent of Alpe D'Huez.
Died on Valentine's Day, 2004, alone in a bed in a cheap Adriatic hotel, strung out on coke.
Was worth gazillions but manlets can't win even if they can win bike races.
Had only one " girlfriend " ever despite being 34 at time of death...Christina, and she no doubt cucked him big-time as she was a Danish " night club " dancer when they met.
* Best climber before Marco was another manlet, Charly Gaul of Luxembourg, winner of '58 Tour de France and '58 / '59 Giro D'Italia. He went nuts after retiring from cycling and became an alcoholic hermit in the Belgian Ardennes forest.
Any of you guys into competitive cycling yourselves? I pretty much sucked at it but being so tiny could climb pretty well. I won a couple of hillclimb races in our region and when I stood on the top of the podium the foids looked like they had seen a rodent up there. The foid cyclists HATED small and skinny male riders; they all had those typical lightly bearded, strong-jawed, tall jock boyfriends with those nasty little cauliflower-type ears ( they did not ride bikes but sat and watched their girlfriends panting away on them ). Foid cyclists always have these thin upper lips too, like ALL of them, never quite figured that out...think it's a sign of high T or something, although they are just as submissive as any fuller lipped foids. Suffice to say that a tiny male submissive janitor was NOT welcome to join their training rides.
Hey, I am no gay but I think Marco was one of the coolest looking sportsmen ever...but imagine the looks of indignation he would get from today's foids when strolling into a Rimini disco ( always LOL at how Euros still call them that when the word disappeared from the North American lexicon in the '80s ). Cycling rules for manlets because you roll around high up, it is just a wonderful feeling ( I'm talking solo training only of course ). Can't wait for spring to go out training again...saluto to all fellow manlet cyclists!
Marco: 5'7", 124 lbs., Italian winner of '98 Tour de France and '98 Giro D'Italia.
Best climber of all time who still holds the record for fastest ever ascent of Alpe D'Huez.
Died on Valentine's Day, 2004, alone in a bed in a cheap Adriatic hotel, strung out on coke.
Was worth gazillions but manlets can't win even if they can win bike races.
Had only one " girlfriend " ever despite being 34 at time of death...Christina, and she no doubt cucked him big-time as she was a Danish " night club " dancer when they met.
* Best climber before Marco was another manlet, Charly Gaul of Luxembourg, winner of '58 Tour de France and '58 / '59 Giro D'Italia. He went nuts after retiring from cycling and became an alcoholic hermit in the Belgian Ardennes forest.
Any of you guys into competitive cycling yourselves? I pretty much sucked at it but being so tiny could climb pretty well. I won a couple of hillclimb races in our region and when I stood on the top of the podium the foids looked like they had seen a rodent up there. The foid cyclists HATED small and skinny male riders; they all had those typical lightly bearded, strong-jawed, tall jock boyfriends with those nasty little cauliflower-type ears ( they did not ride bikes but sat and watched their girlfriends panting away on them ). Foid cyclists always have these thin upper lips too, like ALL of them, never quite figured that out...think it's a sign of high T or something, although they are just as submissive as any fuller lipped foids. Suffice to say that a tiny male submissive janitor was NOT welcome to join their training rides.
Hey, I am no gay but I think Marco was one of the coolest looking sportsmen ever...but imagine the looks of indignation he would get from today's foids when strolling into a Rimini disco ( always LOL at how Euros still call them that when the word disappeared from the North American lexicon in the '80s ). Cycling rules for manlets because you roll around high up, it is just a wonderful feeling ( I'm talking solo training only of course ). Can't wait for spring to go out training again...saluto to all fellow manlet cyclists!
That little blonde foid in the right of the picture has such a great Euro look, yes I know she would hate me and Marco too.Cyclist-cels, sports-cels or even just Euro-cels:
Marco: 5'7", 124 lbs., Italian winner of '98 Tour de France and '98 Giro D'Italia.
Best climber of all time who still holds the record for fastest ever ascent of Alpe D'Huez.
Died on Valentine's Day, 2004, alone in a bed in a cheap Adriatic hotel, strung out on coke.
Was worth gazillions but manlets can't win even if they can win bike races.
Had only one " girlfriend " ever despite being 34 at time of death...Christina, and she no doubt cucked him big-time as she was a Danish " night club " dancer when they met.
* Best climber before Marco was another manlet, Charly Gaul of Luxembourg, winner of '58 Tour de France and '58 / '59 Giro D'Italia. He went nuts after retiring from cycling and became an alcoholic hermit in the Belgian Ardennes forest.
Any of you guys into competitive cycling yourselves? I pretty much sucked at it but being so tiny could climb pretty well. I won a couple of hillclimb races in our region and when I stood on the top of the podium the foids looked like they had seen a rodent up there. The foid cyclists HATED small and skinny male riders; they all had those typical lightly bearded, strong-jawed, tall jock boyfriends with those nasty little cauliflower-type ears ( they did not ride bikes but sat and watched their girlfriends panting away on them ). Foid cyclists always have these thin upper lips too, like ALL of them, never quite figured that out...think it's a sign of high T or something, although they are just as submissive as any fuller lipped foids. Suffice to say that a tiny male submissive janitor was NOT welcome to join their training rides.
Hey, I am no gay but I think Marco was one of the coolest looking sportsmen ever...but imagine the looks of indignation he would get from today's foids when strolling into a Rimini disco ( always LOL at how Euros still call them that when the word disappeared from the North American lexicon in the '80s ). Cycling rules for manlets because you roll around high up, it is just a wonderful feeling ( I'm talking solo training only of course ). Can't wait for spring to go out training again...saluto to all fellow manlet cyclists!
Oh shit, I shouldn't have said that, that Germaniaceliaincel guy is going to accuse me of simping again haha.Cyclist-cels, sports-cels or even just Euro-cels:
Marco: 5'7", 124 lbs., Italian winner of '98 Tour de France and '98 Giro D'Italia.
Best climber of all time who still holds the record for fastest ever ascent of Alpe D'Huez.
Died on Valentine's Day, 2004, alone in a bed in a cheap Adriatic hotel, strung out on coke.
Was worth gazillions but manlets can't win even if they can win bike races.
Had only one " girlfriend " ever despite being 34 at time of death...Christina, and she no doubt cucked him big-time as she was a Danish " night club " dancer when they met.
* Best climber before Marco was another manlet, Charly Gaul of Luxembourg, winner of '58 Tour de France and '58 / '59 Giro D'Italia. He went nuts after retiring from cycling and became an alcoholic hermit in the Belgian Ardennes forest.
Any of you guys into competitive cycling yourselves? I pretty much sucked at it but being so tiny could climb pretty well. I won a couple of hillclimb races in our region and when I stood on the top of the podium the foids looked like they had seen a rodent up there. The foid cyclists HATED small and skinny male riders; they all had those typical lightly bearded, strong-jawed, tall jock boyfriends with those nasty little cauliflower-type ears ( they did not ride bikes but sat and watched their girlfriends panting away on them ). Foid cyclists always have these thin upper lips too, like ALL of them, never quite figured that out...think it's a sign of high T or something, although they are just as submissive as any fuller lipped foids. Suffice to say that a tiny male submissive janitor was NOT welcome to join their training rides.
Hey, I am no gay but I think Marco was one of the coolest looking sportsmen ever...but imagine the looks of indignation he would get from today's foids when strolling into a Rimini disco ( always LOL at how Euros still call them that when the word disappeared from the North American lexicon in the '80s ). Cycling rules for manlets because you roll around high up, it is just a wonderful feeling ( I'm talking solo training only of course ). Can't wait for spring to go out training again...saluto to all fellow manlet cyclists!
That little blonde foid in the right of the picture has such a great Euro look, yes I know she would hate me and Marco too.
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