ilieknothing
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Yesterday, I was playing cricket with my curry neighbours and I fucked my back while bowling.
When I woke up my lower back and upper ass area still hurt, so I could not sit up properly and hence I cannot work so I needed a medical certificate and a prescription for some pain medication.
I go to a medical centre and ask for the first doctor available. The doctor was an attractive blonde foid. I told the foid where it hurt and the foid touched me in the area where it hurt. That moment I realised that is the most intimacy I ever had with a non related foid. The foid probably thought nothing of it though. If I said my dick hurt the foid would have to look at and touch my dick (presumably with gloves).
I went home and fapped and it screwed up my back even more ironically lmao.
When I woke up my lower back and upper ass area still hurt, so I could not sit up properly and hence I cannot work so I needed a medical certificate and a prescription for some pain medication.
I go to a medical centre and ask for the first doctor available. The doctor was an attractive blonde foid. I told the foid where it hurt and the foid touched me in the area where it hurt. That moment I realised that is the most intimacy I ever had with a non related foid. The foid probably thought nothing of it though. If I said my dick hurt the foid would have to look at and touch my dick (presumably with gloves).
I went home and fapped and it screwed up my back even more ironically lmao.