Just got done applying my 84th layer of K-beauty skin care products, and I have some time to share my infallible wisdom with all of you, as a wise, grizzled 30-year-old...which is totally my real age, which we will get to later on.
Let me start by saying I'm definitely a woman, and not a man LARPing.
You may have seen my work on R/IncelTears. I'm the intellectual who demonstrates my intellectual superiority by DESTROYING retarded Indians who speak English as a 4th language when they DM me. I don't know what the word "entitled" means, nor that punctuation goes inside quotation marks, but let me condescend to these curries and their broken English by making fun of their struggles to communicate in English. This proves that women (and "women") are smarter than men.
Contrary to what you may have thought, I do not think I'm better than everyone else. I just think I'm better than incels.
It just so happens that everyone is an incel but me, which is why I am always attacking people on every subreddit I post on.
Don't pay any attention to the fact that you can not only tell when I go to sleep, but that I don't even have a consistent sleeping schedule, from my Reddit activity alone. I am definitely enjoying my life and have a much better life than you incels.
What does my life consist of, according to me? Well, I say that I am 30 years old, even though I also say that I am "re-watching" old sitcoms that aired before I would have been born, and that I could only "re-watch" in the context of my first viewing being watching them as syndicated reruns.
I describe the daily activities of my enjoyable life as applying 895 different K-beauty products to my face, obsessing over my pet cats (don't call me a "cat lady!"), and re-watching old sitcoms while eating cereal. I shouldn't need to mention all the time I spend on Reddit. Get a job, incels!
Aside from the thousands of dollars worth of products I apply to my skin, I also discuss my hair and nails on Reddit.
I have hair down to my calves, which is difficult to maintain because I have had multiple abdominal surgeries. I have specialists for everything, and have had close calls with different types of medicines. Don't start wondering why that is. I certainly don't want anybody thinking I may have major problems with drugs and/or alcohol. I'm not a crazy cat person!
Despite the difficulty in maintaining it, the hair just gets longer.
It's all about skin, hair, nails, and talking about how yummerinos Henry Cavill is.
WHY ARE YOU INCELS SO OBSESSED WITH LOOKS?!?!
I wash my hair every three days. This is not unhygienic, you smelly incels. My hair is a self-cleaning organ, like my vagina, which is something I definitely have.
I'm not an unkempt nutjob. I'm just Jane Child with an Order of Restraint filed.
I'm not married yet, but that's not because I'm a complete lunatic. It's just that I haven't met the right man yet.
I admit, though, that I don't ask men out. I have said that I have noticed that when I ask them out, it "gasses them up" (nigga!), and I don't like that.
I hope you will just ignore that this implies I want men to ask me out to make them think I'm the prize so that they'll simp for me. I hope you will ignore I am saying I don't want men to feel too confident around me because they have the idea that I actually desire them. Ick!
No, I expect men to approach me and do all the work on the date. If y'all wanted to, y'all would. I bring my wonderful personality to the table, after all.
Here's my totally nuanced position on looks: I'm not saying looks don't matter at all, but I am saying they're not the only thing, and that they can not be the only reason you are incel. I repeat the lie I've been told that blackops2cel is married, because IncelTears users never make shit up.
I have also said that men showing off their looks doesn't turn me on, but I find it "hot" if a man shows me a toy he made for his nephew. In no way does this sound pedophilic to mention the word "hot" in the context of somebody interacting with children, because I'm totally a woman, y'all, and women can't be pedophiles.
No, incels are the yucky, icky, creepy, gross pedophiles, y'all. They talk all the time about how they want teenage girls. Hold on...can't type right now. I'm watching an interview with Jerry Seinfeld, the star of my favorite show, where he talks about dating a 17-year-old girl while he was 38.
The thing y'all need to understand is y'all are literally the worst people ever, and women are choosing bad guys over you because you're even worse.
Yes, Ted Bundy is better than y'all. Ted Bundy worked for a rape prevention group. If he saw what incels write, he would talk about how disgusting he finds it. This means he's better than incels because he doesn't write mean words about women on the internet.
Remember:
tl;dr: Incels are on my ick list and Delulu is the solulu!
Let me start by saying I'm definitely a woman, and not a man LARPing.
You may have seen my work on R/IncelTears. I'm the intellectual who demonstrates my intellectual superiority by DESTROYING retarded Indians who speak English as a 4th language when they DM me. I don't know what the word "entitled" means, nor that punctuation goes inside quotation marks, but let me condescend to these curries and their broken English by making fun of their struggles to communicate in English. This proves that women (and "women") are smarter than men.
Contrary to what you may have thought, I do not think I'm better than everyone else. I just think I'm better than incels.
It just so happens that everyone is an incel but me, which is why I am always attacking people on every subreddit I post on.
Don't pay any attention to the fact that you can not only tell when I go to sleep, but that I don't even have a consistent sleeping schedule, from my Reddit activity alone. I am definitely enjoying my life and have a much better life than you incels.
What does my life consist of, according to me? Well, I say that I am 30 years old, even though I also say that I am "re-watching" old sitcoms that aired before I would have been born, and that I could only "re-watch" in the context of my first viewing being watching them as syndicated reruns.
I describe the daily activities of my enjoyable life as applying 895 different K-beauty products to my face, obsessing over my pet cats (don't call me a "cat lady!"), and re-watching old sitcoms while eating cereal. I shouldn't need to mention all the time I spend on Reddit. Get a job, incels!
Aside from the thousands of dollars worth of products I apply to my skin, I also discuss my hair and nails on Reddit.
I have hair down to my calves, which is difficult to maintain because I have had multiple abdominal surgeries. I have specialists for everything, and have had close calls with different types of medicines. Don't start wondering why that is. I certainly don't want anybody thinking I may have major problems with drugs and/or alcohol. I'm not a crazy cat person!
Despite the difficulty in maintaining it, the hair just gets longer.
It's all about skin, hair, nails, and talking about how yummerinos Henry Cavill is.
WHY ARE YOU INCELS SO OBSESSED WITH LOOKS?!?!
I wash my hair every three days. This is not unhygienic, you smelly incels. My hair is a self-cleaning organ, like my vagina, which is something I definitely have.
I'm not an unkempt nutjob. I'm just Jane Child with an Order of Restraint filed.
I'm not married yet, but that's not because I'm a complete lunatic. It's just that I haven't met the right man yet.
I admit, though, that I don't ask men out. I have said that I have noticed that when I ask them out, it "gasses them up" (nigga!), and I don't like that.
I hope you will just ignore that this implies I want men to ask me out to make them think I'm the prize so that they'll simp for me. I hope you will ignore I am saying I don't want men to feel too confident around me because they have the idea that I actually desire them. Ick!
No, I expect men to approach me and do all the work on the date. If y'all wanted to, y'all would. I bring my wonderful personality to the table, after all.
Here's my totally nuanced position on looks: I'm not saying looks don't matter at all, but I am saying they're not the only thing, and that they can not be the only reason you are incel. I repeat the lie I've been told that blackops2cel is married, because IncelTears users never make shit up.
I have also said that men showing off their looks doesn't turn me on, but I find it "hot" if a man shows me a toy he made for his nephew. In no way does this sound pedophilic to mention the word "hot" in the context of somebody interacting with children, because I'm totally a woman, y'all, and women can't be pedophiles.
No, incels are the yucky, icky, creepy, gross pedophiles, y'all. They talk all the time about how they want teenage girls. Hold on...can't type right now. I'm watching an interview with Jerry Seinfeld, the star of my favorite show, where he talks about dating a 17-year-old girl while he was 38.
The thing y'all need to understand is y'all are literally the worst people ever, and women are choosing bad guys over you because you're even worse.
Yes, Ted Bundy is better than y'all. Ted Bundy worked for a rape prevention group. If he saw what incels write, he would talk about how disgusting he finds it. This means he's better than incels because he doesn't write mean words about women on the internet.
Remember:
tl;dr: Incels are on my ick list and Delulu is the solulu!
