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Update to the wall punching story

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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So I guess I’m not gonna to go jail ( most likely ) but it will cost my parents to get the hole fixed. I do feel bad but shit, at the end of the day these niggas doomed me to a life in hell when they decided to hump without protection and create me. Who’s gonna fix that?

I deserve either 500 million dollars right off the bat, or to be quickly and peacefully euthanized in the hospital. There’s no in between.
 
You were never gonna go to the jail for that
 

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