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LifeFuel Update on the nigger who stole my food - I got my revenge

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Update on the piece of shit who stole my food

Ordered some very tasty and fulfilling chink slop.

I was watching from my window - I live in a flat building on 5th floor.

I told the inbred paki driver to leave it inside the building but he didn't

His car pulls in. I know it's him because I'm tracking him on the delivery app.

This bummy looking nigger comes out and starts talking to the delivery guy

I get a notification that my food is delivered.i see a picture of my order with my name on it being held by the nigger

The nigger stole it and starts walking away towards the main road. He then comes back with another food parcel. I don't know if the other parcel is his or if he stole another one.

I immediately start taking pictures and videos

I've seen this bastard before in my building. I believe he lives directly above me

Needless to say I want some revenge. Sure it's £11 worth of slop but I felt so angry at how proud he looked while stealing my food. Fucking bum

It's possible i could've apprehended him but I'm too pussy, especially over some slop food, and it'll be awkward if I walk past him again or share a lift in the building. But if it was something valuable I would've broken his face in

Long story short. I was waiting for my Uber eats order. Told the driver to leave it in the building. But then he was approached by this nigger who claimed it was his order and took it. I watched all this happen from the 5th floor of my building.

Naturally I asked Uber eats for a refund. Usually they won't give refunds these days no matter what happened. But magically this time they refunded me in full :feelsautistic:

My post box is directly above the nigger's. I remember one day when the postman mistakenly put an envelope that belongs to him in my post box. I took it out of mine and just placed it on top of the mailbox. I didn't bother putting it back in the nigger's mailbox.

Well today I looked over the mailbox and could still see his envelope was buried under a few others. I took it and opened it. It was a letter about missing a payment for council tax and urging him to pay otherwise court action will be taken and enforcement agents will be sent. Surprise, surprise. :lul: I ripped up the letter and disposed it. Hopefully his tax matters will get worse.

Then I did something disgusting. I took a tissue and wiped something disgusting and revolting onto it. Don't ask me what it was, I'm too embarrassed to say. But just know that it's extremely disgusting and if you had touched it you would want to cut your hand off. I went up to his floor at 4am and stood outside his door and wiped the tissue all over his door handle.

All this trouble over stealing my slop food??? Well I'm an incel. I'm sad and depressed. No girlfriend, think about suicide everyday, pent up rage frustration and anger, and feel piercing envy and pain when I see couples. And now I have to deal with this? Goyslop is one of my copes. The last thing I need is something more that makes me angry. In the end it's still theft. I was also angry at how proudly he was walking off when he knew it he was getting away stealing my food

There was a comment in the original thread that I ought to flood his keyhole with super glue. This made me laugh because conveniently I recently bought two packs of super glue. This is a very attractive way to get revenge but I'm concerned about legal consequences like criminal damage, 'imprisoning him' etc

I'm still open to more ideas to get extra revenge

So: refunded for my order + ripped up his important mail + wiped something disgusting on his door handle. Is it a win?
 
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hahaa you got payback on that god damn son of a bitch nigger! :feelskek:

But out of curiousity what did you wipe on his doorknob :feelshehe:
 
Update on the piece of shit who stole my food



Long story short. I was waiting for my Uber eats order. Told the driver to leave it in the building. But then he was approached by this nigger who claimed it was his order and took it. I watched all this happen from the 5th floor of my building.

Naturally I asked Uber eats for a refund. Usually they don't give it no matter what happened. But magically this time they refunded me in full

My post box is directly above the nigger's. I remember once when the postman mistakenly put an envelope that belongs to him in my post box. I took it out of mine and just placed it on top of the mailbox. I didn't bother putting it in the nigger's mailbox.

Well today I looked over the mailbox and can still see his envelope was buried under a few others. I took it and opened it. It was a letter about missing a payment for council tax and urging him to pay otherwise court action will be taken. Surprise, surprise. I ripped up the letter and disposed it. Hopefully his tax matters get worse.

Then I did something disgusting. I took a tissue and applied something disgusting and revolting to it. Don't ask me what it was, I'm too embarrassed to say. But just know that it's extremely disgusting. I went up to his floor, stood outside his door and wiped the tissue all over his door handle.

All this trouble over him stealing my slop food??? Well I'm an incel. I'm sad and depressed. Goyslop is one of my copes. The last thing I need is something more that makes me angry. In the end it's still theft. And I was angry at how proudly he was walking off when he knew it he was getting away stealing my food

There was a comment that I ought to flood his keyhole with super glue. This made me laugh because conveniently I recently bought two packs of super glue. This is a very attractive way to get revenge but I'm concerned about legal consequences and criminal damage, 'imprisoning him' etc

I'm still open to more ideas to get extra revenge

So: refunded for my order + ripped up his important mail + wiped something disgusting on his door handle. Is it a win?
based and revengepilled. but i think you should have forgiven him. who cares about this stupid, worthless nigger. its going to do you more harm in the long run to pay attention to him. he is scum and scum/runt of the earth.
 
thats enough nigga
 
Wait until he leaves before you glue the door lock...

Destroy more important mail

(in video game ofc)
 
Keep it up. He wanted war and he's got it now. Fuck him over at every turn.
 
Based, I wish I could get revenge on the nigger that stole my ebike.
 
Smoking that nigger pack
1760672785378
 
Advanced Mumbai bio-warfare
 
Do the laxative method next. Order some food, plant laxative in it, and then leave it for him to eat. Make sure it's a lot of laxative so he absolutely shits himself.
 
Update on the piece of shit who stole my food



Long story short. I was waiting for my Uber eats order. Told the driver to leave it in the building. But then he was approached by this nigger who claimed it was his order and took it. I watched all this happen from the 5th floor of my building.

Naturally I asked Uber eats for a refund. Usually they won't give refunds these days no matter what happened. But magically this time they refunded me in full :feelsautistic:

My post box is directly above the nigger's. I remember one day when the postman mistakenly put an envelope that belongs to him in my post box. I took it out of mine and just placed it on top of the mailbox. I didn't bother putting it back in the nigger's mailbox.

Well today I looked over the mailbox and could still see his envelope was buried under a few others. I took it and opened it. It was a letter about missing a payment for council tax and urging him to pay otherwise court action will be taken and enforcement agents will be sent. Surprise, surprise. :lul: I ripped up the letter and disposed it. Hopefully his tax matters will get worse.

Then I did something disgusting. I took a tissue and wiped something disgusting and revolting onto it. Don't ask me what it was, I'm too embarrassed to say. But just know that it's extremely disgusting and if you had touched it you would want to cut your hand off. I went up to his floor at 4am and stood outside his door and wiped the tissue all over his door handle.

All this trouble over stealing my slop food??? Well I'm an incel. I'm sad and depressed. No girlfriend, think about suicide everyday, pent up rage frustration and anger, and feel piercing envy and pain when I see couples. And now I have to deal with this? Goyslop is one of my copes. The last thing I need is something more that makes me angry. In the end it's still theft. I was also angry at how proudly he was walking off when he knew it he was getting away stealing my food

There was a comment in the original thread that I ought to flood his keyhole with super glue. This made me laugh because conveniently I recently bought two packs of super glue. This is a very attractive way to get revenge but I'm concerned about legal consequences like criminal damage, 'imprisoning him' etc

I'm still open to more ideas to get extra revenge

So: refunded for my order + ripped up his important mail + wiped something disgusting on his door handle. Is it a win?
did u glue his door handle or was it shit
 
Nice, you should just keep stealing his mail tbh
 
It's a win, brocel. But you should get some extra revenge. We need outlets for our rage and that dusty coon has made himself a convenient target.
 
Do the laxative method next. Order some food, plant laxative in it, and then leave it for him to eat. Make sure it's a lot of laxative so he absolutely shits himself.
THIS is an AMAZING idea, man. I have to write it down.
 
Based OP. Fuck niggers
 
Do the laxative method next. Order some food, plant laxative in it, and then leave it for him to eat. Make sure it's a lot of laxative so he absolutely shits himself.
This won't happen again. He lives on another floor. He just happened to be at the right place, at the right time. Plus even if I did do that you never know what the consequences could be under cucked UK laws if I was found out
Nice, you should just keep stealing his mail tbh
There's a camera on the ground floor so I wouldn't be able to continue doing that
It's a win, brocel. But you should get some extra revenge. We need outlets for our rage and that dusty coon has made himself a convenient target.
Absolutely. I will now send an email to the estate agency with the pictures I have with him taking my order. I'll let them know we have a petty thief in the building. Fucking nigger never thought I'd know his face and where he lives
 
Absolutely. I will now send an email to the estate agency with the pictures I have with him taking my order. I'll let them know we have a petty thief in the building. Fucking nigger never thought I'd know his face and where he lives
Based. Make that ape wish that he was hanging from a tree.
 
You could get legal revenge on the coon by using anonymous burner phones to lodge noise complaints against him.

Whether he’s playing loud nigger music or not lol.
 
Based and low inhib. Fucking deserves it.
 

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