My annoying university housemate has a girlfriend and will frequently sit cuddling with her in our communal kitchen/lounge watching TV. I used to try and avoid the lounge whenever they were there but they have recently significantly increased the amount of time that they are spending in there. Sometimes to avoid going in i would order a takeaway, but this is something i want to stop doing because of the cost and bad health impact.
So now i have started going in the lounge and cooking my food whilst they are there, i like a varied diet so it gives me lots of opportunities to be very noisy, clanging pans, washing bowls etc. but i also now make a fruit smoothie so i can use my blender as well. Whilst they are there and I'm cooking i also put the washing machine on (it's in same room), i like to keep my clothes clean so i usually have a decent amount of laundry, but i also have an old (but clean) jacket that has a lot of metal buttons on it that is very noisy so that i include in every wash just to enhance the noise. I also now take my iPad and have a documentary playing in a foreign language (which i speak a bit of).
They also have s*x in his bedroom, thankfully the room is far enough away from mine that i don't have to hear or bear witness to it, but it is near the main door so i make sure to be extra noisy when leaving or coming in the house when i think they are in there, if i play loud music in the lounge i also know it can be heard and he's unlikely to come out. So i sometimes turn the TV to a Kyary Pamyu Pamyu music YouTube playlist, i can't think of anything more off-putting, and the TV is frequently left on YouTube so i have plausible deniability it was auto-play.
Does anyone have any tips for me so i can be even more annoying? (I don't want to do anything actually bad where i could get in trouble with the uni.)
I suspect there will be other cels in university accommodation here so I'm sure this thread will be useful for them.
So now i have started going in the lounge and cooking my food whilst they are there, i like a varied diet so it gives me lots of opportunities to be very noisy, clanging pans, washing bowls etc. but i also now make a fruit smoothie so i can use my blender as well. Whilst they are there and I'm cooking i also put the washing machine on (it's in same room), i like to keep my clothes clean so i usually have a decent amount of laundry, but i also have an old (but clean) jacket that has a lot of metal buttons on it that is very noisy so that i include in every wash just to enhance the noise. I also now take my iPad and have a documentary playing in a foreign language (which i speak a bit of).
They also have s*x in his bedroom, thankfully the room is far enough away from mine that i don't have to hear or bear witness to it, but it is near the main door so i make sure to be extra noisy when leaving or coming in the house when i think they are in there, if i play loud music in the lounge i also know it can be heard and he's unlikely to come out. So i sometimes turn the TV to a Kyary Pamyu Pamyu music YouTube playlist, i can't think of anything more off-putting, and the TV is frequently left on YouTube so i have plausible deniability it was auto-play.
Does anyone have any tips for me so i can be even more annoying?
(I don't want to do anything actually bad where i could get in trouble with the uni.)I suspect there will be other cels in university accommodation here so I'm sure this thread will be useful for them.
and stomp your feet as your cry out, pushing out the big one. When you emerge from the loo, apologize and explain in detail to his GF that you suffer an enlarged digestive tract.
