Cope Ultimate incel copeguide

[Ugly_equals_Death]

The Incel guide choose wisely:

++++FIRST BIG CHOICE++++
WORK vs NEET

Finding satisfaction in work

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Dont even think being high iq will get you anywhere workplace. Workplace = dating. First comes the foid then chad then some faggots and youre the bottom of the barrel as allways if youre wagecucking you do most of the work and your "managers" get the money the fame and the pussy jfl.

And as an incel you will mostly work the STEM-field (aka scam-field).

And the worst is you will waste your "best" years in the workspace without getting up in the hirachy. While chad and foids are doing shit and get paid more then you jfl.

You still will have enough money to escortcell on a regular basis and if prostitution is illegal in your country you will be able to affort the plane ticket.

Youre also able to buy drugs on a regular basis which can be a good cope. If drugs hard work and sex without validation is your goal in life you can consider yourself a bitch but im not judging.

This will be your life:

Being neet and LDAR

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Lay down and rott without being in education, employed or in training. Only works for people in 1st world countries. This is an option who might sound appealing to some of you. But just think while you rott in some shit appartment. You never will be able to fuck a girl on a regular basis. The wagecuck can at least fuck an escort the neet wont be able to do this.

You also cant cope with expensive drugs maybe weed but no coke or good stuff.
But you have the most valueable resource and plenty of it. Gues what? Time.
You can meditate, stream series and play videogames all day which is a legit cope. But other people have a lot power over you like the goverment the landlord and the authority who updates your neetstatus and your welfare benefits and shit like that.

Remember this sounds all not that bad but it will feel like this:

++++FINDING YOUR COPE++++

Finding satisfaction in art

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This is one of the most legit copes. Listening all day to music or visiting beautifull sunsets is very satisfying but seing teencouples doing the same shit is suicidefuel. Its a win lose situation art lets you feel emotions and yoursel its good for depersonalisationcells and bad for ptsdcells because it will trigger your shit.

Finding satisfaction in sports

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Physical activity is good for your health and you can get druglike endorphine boosts like the runners high. Gymcelling wont get you laid but it will boost your ego by making able to defend yourself and you will get taken more serious by other people. I wouldnt recomend team sports because the incel will allways be the one who gets bullied in groups and teamsports are usually full of bluepillers. Gaming is an exception for incel teamsport.

Delusionmaxxing

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You can cope by believing this reality isnt the only one or that there is a bigger reason for your suffering but it can work and it will boost your lifesatisfaction. Religions and stuff like that fall into this category. Dating a doll/hologram and trying to convince yourself its a real girl also falls into that category.
Edit: meditationmaxxing, monkmaxxing, breathmaxxing, luciddreammaxxing and every cope where you escape reality by controlling your mind/thoughts fall into this.

Drugmaxxing

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Just fuck your brain. Only works if youre waging for shekels or your willing to take low quality drugs like petrol or weed. Will destroy your mind and body.

Honkmaxxing

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This only works if youre easy to entertain and like dark humor its not delusionmaxxing but very similar. To look at the news and laugh all day about this clownworld and your clownlife works but in lonely days you will cry or rage.

++++WAYS TO GET SEX AS AN SUB8++++

Seamaxxing (requirement not being ethnic)

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Only works if youre white and tall enough. Good thing is your life will be great and you will have a family. Bad thing is your sons life will be shit and youre leaving your hypergamist first world shithole permanent ( no "free" jewpills and no good roads, diariha, malaria and shit like that )

Also not an option if your decision is to be neet and LDAR.

Surgerymaxxing

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Works best for jaw and baldcells. Getting surgery makes it possible to escape inceldom in some cases. But also not possible if youre neet.

Jestermaxxing/cuckmaxxing

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Only works if youre 6/10+ and requires a lack of self respect. Settling for a single mother and raising chads spawn can often lead to getting one child who is yours. Also open relationships and "famemaxxing" or "moneymaxxing" counts. Youre a big joke and honkfuel for the honkmaxxers but you are getting laid and maybe have offspring. Does work if your neet but you will be a stay at home dad and your wife will fuck other man 100% gurantied.

Escortmaxxing

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Every incel who didnt got laid by cuckmaxxing or miracle should do this to lose his v-card. For moneymaxxers escortcelling is the least cucked option and the cheapest option to get bad condom sex or good sex and some desease on your weener.

Ropemaxxing/reincarnationmaxxing

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If youre believing in rebirth it makes sence otherwise it doesnt (b-but i will do it no joke,(spoiler: your an attentionfaggot who should get punched hard in the face))

Big decisions to make, dont give up boyo. I wont be very active in the future i will take a break from this site and you should too, work on your copes, play wow classic and copemaxx.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

delusionmaxxing (waifumaxxing) is a good cope ngl

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Since when smoking weed destroys mind and body?

 

[Deleted member 6657]

I approve of this thread. What about fleshlightmaxxing though

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

I approve of this thread. What about fleshlightmaxxing though

I think fapping is between sport and drugmaxxing. But legit this could be a category by its own. But more like drugmaxxing i mean you literally fuck your own brain.

Edit: no its delusionmaxxing you convince yourself to have sex but you fuck a doll/fleshlight/hologram but tbh delusionmaxxing is one of the most legit copes.

 

[thebuddhacel]

High IQ topic. Put meditationmaxxing on it.

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

High IQ topic. Put meditationmaxxing on it.

Religions and stuff like that fall into this category.

Its more like a part of delusionmaxxing.
I would call it Monkmaxxing.

But youre right its kindoff a thing by its own. Meditationmaxxing breathmaxxing and luciddreammaxxing are some high level delusionmaxx hardcopinabilities. Only for hardcore depersonalisationcells with high self discipline and good nerve controll.

I think delusionmaxxing is the most undrated cope ngl. I edited it a bit your right it wasnt clear enough.

 

[Deleted member 19756]

Good post. I will be Delusionmaxxing for now.

 

[LastGerman]

Dont even think being high iq will get you anywhere workplace. Workplace = dating. First comes the foid then chad then some faggots and youre the bottom of the barrel as allways if youre wagecucking you do most of the work and your "managers" get the money the fame and the pussy jfl.

Indeed. This is why we cannot moneymaxx. It is simply a lie. The only job we can get with effort and luck is some low-level job in warehouse logistics.

 

[Clock Tower]

play wow classic and copemaxx.

Pm if u want to play together boyo