DoomThreeKoala
Autism is a cruel disease.
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View: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/1tmpgz6/thought_experiment_for_the_female_lurkers_here/
You guys claim to be lonely, you claim no guys at all are interested in you, and some of you even claim that sub5 or autistic dating/social life as a woman is worse than dating/social life as a short man.
Fine.
Go on tinder and start swiping right. Use it the way we use it.
Watch as the tsunami of matches and DMs vaporizes the validity of your statements like a Sumatran coastal village in 2004.
I would actually propose betting $1,000 of my money against $500 of your money on this if we knew each other irl.
These would be the terms if I were speaking verbally to you in real life right now:
You send me your pics, I create a tinder profile for you, and if it receives less than 50 matches in 24 hours, I will hand deliver you $1,000 in cash in front of the local police station on the condition that you'll hand deliver me $500 in the same setting if your profile receives 50 or more matches in 24 hours.
I don't care how short you are, I don't care how tall you are, I don't care how obese you are, I don't care if you're ethnic or not, I don't care how autistic you are, and I don't care if you have clinically-documented facial deformities.
I would still agree to the bet if you agreed to the above terms.
Some women I have known will actively complain about how hard it is to date. But when I outline this bet, they fall silent.
Once, my 4'11, Asian, autistic, and acne-ridden cousin had gotten dumped by her tall white HTN bf (she deserved it anyway for cheating on him after he got a chronic infection).
She complained about how hard it was to find another bf, and my response (after pondering my comparative "life" as a short, Asian, and autistic guy) was to put forth this very same wager to her.
Needless to say, she never took my bet.
Jfl
Juggernaut law is UNSTOPPABLE. You literally cannot lose if you have a hole in your crotch. Also JFL his foid cousin didn't take the bet.





