Theory Types of fakecels. Which one are you?

[Yabadadabadoo]

1. Braggin fakecel. Comes here to shove in our faces how he got pussy

2. Liar fakecel. Exaggerates his own situation so people dont realize

3. Volcel. Rejected foids for some reason.

4. Delusioncel. Thinks he has no chance to get women when he has. Usually gen zs

5. Lazycel. Would actually benefit from the redpill and ascend if he put in effort. But he is a lazy fag. Usually fat as fuck

6. Dadcel. His wife doesnt wanna have sex with him. Sad but still a fakecel!

Which one are you?

 

[Mistake]

2-5 probably applies to a good amount of people here

 

[light]

2-5 probably applies to a good amount of people here

 

[twisted]

i wish i was a fakecel

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

i wish i was a fakecel

Last seen: A moment ago · Viewing thread +2" Height or +3" Dick

 

[light]

i wish i was a fakecel

 

[light]

Last seen: A moment ago · Viewing thread +2" Height or +3" Dick

Last seen A moment ago · Viewing thread +2" Height or +3" Dick

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Last seen A moment ago · Viewing thread +2" Height or +3" Dick

 

[light]

 

[Ahnfeltia]

4 & 5

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

I’m volcel

 

[OwariDa]

All of them and more

 

[TheJester]

Maybe 4 but i am a diagnosed mentalcel.

I think the delusion comes from knowing that women catch this rather quickly. Sometimes it only needs 1 conversation till a chick realizes that I am not a "normal" person.

My lifestyle and my thinking is fundamentally different from Normies.

I dont have friends and I am an anti-consumer. I live so frugally, I could and tbh wouldnt betabuxx for a chick, the delusion might come from the fact that there MIGHT be Gen Z women who arent extreme consumers?

Idk.

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Are you autistic? Women can sense It within 2 minutes of conversation

 

[DutchCel01]

2 4 and 5 is 99% of this forum

 

[LeFrenchCel]

 

[JKlancecaster069]

 

[pizzamaxxer]

I'll be a dadcel once I get arranged marriage with a curry foid

 

[Clavicus Vile]

None of the above unfortunately, I’m one of the ones who are truly destined to die alone.

 

[XDFLAMEBOY]

2-5 probably applies to a good amount of people here

 

[Razielcel]

You can't be fakecel at my age.

 

[Tenna]

guess ima lazycel

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[cripplecel]

All

 

[oldNgreycel]

I mean, look. If you're wearing a condom it's not sex. If you wash your hands with rubber gloves on, did you wash your hands?

 

[Myst]

4. Delusioncel. Thinks he has no chance to get women when he has. Usually gen zs

 

[Myst]

5. Lazycel. Would actually benefit from the redpill and ascend if he put in effort. But he is a lazy fag. Usually skinny as fuck

 

[Squidward1]