_Antediluvian
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One dev, Flying Wild Hog, is tasked with the TR1 reimagining. Marketing leans into the original Lara Croft aesthetic, though they've made her look racially ambiguous, bland and with small tits.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lJBNZ1Dk6k
Crystal Dynamics, meanwhile, on Catalyst, focuses on the "conflict between preservation and exploitation," which sounds pretty gay. You know it'll be Lara's white privilege lecture, shaming her for looting other cultures artifacts.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2yLZQFPSLo
Overall, it looks like a test by the IP owners to see which incarnation people gravitate toward.
It's using UE5, so it'll probably perform like shit.
I want sexy 90s Lara back. Just a sociopath who storms in, kills all the locals and animals, zero regard for preserving history, driven purely by the urge to collect artifacts and stash them at Croft Manor out of soyciety's sight.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lJBNZ1Dk6k
Crystal Dynamics, meanwhile, on Catalyst, focuses on the "conflict between preservation and exploitation," which sounds pretty gay. You know it'll be Lara's white privilege lecture, shaming her for looting other cultures artifacts.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2yLZQFPSLo
Overall, it looks like a test by the IP owners to see which incarnation people gravitate toward.
It's using UE5, so it'll probably perform like shit.
I want sexy 90s Lara back. Just a sociopath who storms in, kills all the locals and animals, zero regard for preserving history, driven purely by the urge to collect artifacts and stash them at Croft Manor out of soyciety's sight.





